002 Hardcore Gamer
Zhou You continued to brush down, and the people above were talking very well, very real.
It seems that this software is a trading platform that spans planes, where people, gods, beasts, and unknown substances from all kinds of worlds start trading here...
This is certainly impossible!
It is obvious that this is just a bunch of boring psychiatrists playing role-playing games. They play various monsters and monsters on Xianyu, using this as a game, and applying it thoroughly. It is a strange hobby.
Although he was full of contempt, Zhou You couldn't control himself from continuing to scroll down. The pictures and videos were so real and interesting that he always looked forward to the next one.
I have to say that these psychopaths have been very attentive and have reached the level of performance art. Each avatar, each picture, and every text are the same as the real one, without repetition, full of surprises. It is obviously a simulated shopping software, but the poisoning experience is more clever than TikTok.
Zhou You brushed it one by one, and the more you brushed it, the more fragrant it became, and it started to smile foolishly and laughed out loud.
As he smiled, a grasshopper pounced on Zhou You's lap. He subconsciously stretched out his hand and bounced away. He suddenly felt panicked, waiting... What am I doing here?
It seems that there is something important to do.
Only then did he realize that after entering Xianyu, the clock in the upper right corner of the mobile phone screen automatically disappeared.
After cutting it out, Zhou You realized that he had brushed for 40 minutes.
Time is swallowed forever, just one second.
After traveling around, I felt cold. This software was so scary.
He subconsciously pressed the shutdown key, and the screen turned off as well.
Zhou You then realized that the rogue software could be turned off.
When you turn on the computer again, there is no problem. You can switch back to the main interface or use other software. Just as Zhou You was hesitating whether to delete Xianyu, the WeChat video phone suddenly rang, and it was a WeChat friend named "Big Face Cat".
Zhou You took a deep breath, calmed down, and turned on the video. A black and fat face instantly filled the screen.
The person inside raised his glasses and urged, "Have you arrived? Let me see."
"Yeah, it's here." Zhou You shook his head and temporarily put down the magic software. It's important to do it.
He then got up, flipped the camera, and started shooting the environment here.
This man with a big face is Zhou You's roommate Fan Feng. Zhou You and him are professional in architecture, civil engineering, designers, and engineers, which happens to be a perfect match.
Fan Feng is also very active in the construction of this homestay. In addition to his professional interests, this is also a rare project experience and will be of great help to the future.
Zhou You took his mobile phone and swiped the photo while introducing: "I measured it roughly with the number of steps, and the area it can be used is roughly equivalent to the football field."
Fan Feng was also excited when he looked at the yard: "It's almost enough to plan a hotel, a big project, Boss Zhou."
"Get out." Zhou You cut back to the front camera and cursed at the screen, "I agreed to make a high-quality route, not that large-scale."
"Yes, yes..." Fan Feng scratched his face and smiled, "Your land, you have the final say. I just give a little advice from the perspective of capital profit..."
"Stop talking, do you have time now?" Zhou You asked.
"what?"
Zhou You pointed at the surroundings and said, "Hurry up and go to the teacher to borrow tools. Before dark, let's do the surveying and mapping first."
"Sorry." Fan Feng raised his glasses and raised his lips slightly, "Today my girlfriend celebrates her birthday."
"That's it... there's nothing I can do..." Zhou You shook his head, suddenly realized something was wrong, and glared and said angrily, "I'm inflatable, and I'm having a birthday?"
“There is a production date.”
"..." Zhou Youru was stuck in his throat, not knowing how to chat.
"I didn't lie to you, it's really today." Fan Feng took off his glasses, his eyes unable to tell whether it was happiness or sadness.
"Okay...will it be OK tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock?"
"It's about ten o'clock, after all, it's only once a year, so I want to do it more seriously at night."
"Then...note...be careful about your body. I'll send you the map location and bring the tools. See you tomorrow."
Putting down the phone, Zhou You felt a complicated mood.
Do you want to... change to a more healthy person in the mental state to cooperate? After all, there are many engineering dogs.
Forget it, at least Fan Feng is a real person with a true nature.
...
At nine o'clock in the evening, Zhou You took a hot shower and poured it on the bed. His whole body was sore and he couldn't help but scream with pleasure.
"Aowu~~"
If his parents were there, he would not make such shameful sounds. However, in order to celebrate Zhouyou's 20th birthday, his parents set out on the cruise ship early in the morning and would take two weeks to come back. At this time, they must be rushing.
Before he could think about anything, the sound effect of "gudu~gudu~" came and the phone lit up again.
[Store manager please release your baby soon~ there will be rewards for completing the task~~]
Zhou You stared at his phone, as if he was watching a devil.
After hesitating for a while, he finally couldn't help but grab the phone, swiped his thumb right to promptly turn on Xianyu.
"Just play once, delete it after playing." He licked his lips and muttered.
Like all software, Xianyu's novice guide jumped out. The first step is to publish a product. According to the guidance, Zhou You clicked a "+" release icon directly below the homepage, and the two rows of options are displayed immediately-
[Idle items], [Task entrustment], [Lease and purchase], [Marriage and courtship]…
After choosing [Idle Items], he then had to shoot and scan the items on site. Zhou You originally planned to fool things around, but he thought that the "players" on this were very serious, devoted, and especially substituted. If he did it randomly, it would defile the sacred environment here.
In the spirit of RPG, Zhou You found a laptop that had been abandoned for two years from the cabinet. When it comes to selling second-hand idleness, this is the first thing he thought of. He had always thought of selling it before, but he was always too lazy to do it. Now he is just showing it on Xianyu.
There are all kinds of things on Xianyu, but there are no normal people, so you can play the role of normal people yourself.
Zhou You first changed his Xianyu ID to "Conscientious Store Manager", then turned on his laptop, straight on his desk, took photos from three directions, and recorded a short video that successfully turned on and entered Windows XP. After uploading, click to enter the next step.
【Xianyu evaluation...】
[No similar products were found, and the price could not be estimated.]
[For brand new products, it is recommended that you choose the "auction" method to sell them.]
Next, we have to choose the sales method, including [Free Price] and [Auction] to choose. Zhou You naturally chose the "auction", but was prompted that the auction method must be used by the Lv.3 store owner.
Damn it, you can still be so foolish!
Zhou You wanted to throw away his cell phone again.
But when I thought about it, I took photos and videos, and stopped here, and the previous things were done in vain. I was very unwilling to accept it.
He had no choice but to choose a fixed price, and casually entered the price of 888 fish balls, and then filled in the product information carefully like other sellers-
【Product name: Lenovo laptop】
[Detailed description: I bought it for more than 10,000 yuan at that time, and I could use LOL. I guess I could not afford it. I had no problem with office and Internet access. I had no problem at all. To be honest, I was a little reluctant to let it go. For us boys, the computer is like a girlfriend, and even more caring for her than my girlfriend. This one is my first love machine. It is clean, tidy, efficient and elegant. I hope the buyer can also take care of her.]
Zhou You typing made him feel a little disgusted. He had even more numb words, but he thought about it and went back.
I became serious before I knew it, which felt very bad.
Finally, the release was confirmed, and Zhouyou's seller experience slipped through half the level.
With the successful release of the product, the newbie guide has also entered the next step. The system prompts to improve personal information, upload photos, etc., and then it should be upgraded to Lv.1, saying that there are many privileges...
Enough, it's a terrible privilege.
Zhou You really turned off his phone this time. It was really the bottom line to play around. Even if he was bored and vomited, he would never upload photos. It was too shameful to be seen.
This time he was very determined, cut out and put on the alarm clock, turned his head and went to bed.
However, once some things are involved, they are destined to be unable to turn back.
Just as some words, once they are said, they will be locked to the ending.
Within 5 minutes, the phone rang again.
"Gudu~gudu~"
"Gudu~gudu~"
"Gudu~gudu~"
This bubble sound effect is too cheap.
Zhou You's eyes opened a crack-
【A buyer leaves a message under your product ~~】
"..." He fell into a huge tangle.
Well... I can't sleep for a while, so I just take a look and take a look.
Slide open the screen and the commentator's avatar is a broken branch, and the wound seems to have green juice spurted out. Although it is a plant, it looks quite miserable.
[Buy again to buy, buyer of Lv.8, always maintain plane (low magic)]:
[The Earth plane????reconnected to it???Is it the Earth plane that passed through briefly before?]
(Xianyu reminds you: the language will be ambiguity during the translation process, and the unit of measurement will also cause errors during the conversion process. Please make the user judge for himself. If there is any misunderstanding, he will be responsible for it.)
Oh my god, buyers from another world were shocked and left messages, and the official tips on evading responsibility.
For such a real thing, I will play for another 5 minutes, and the last 5 minutes.
Zhou You replied to the buyer seriously: [This is the earth. I just registered. I don’t know what happened before.]
Zhou You felt a little regretful as soon as he said this. He felt that his IQ was being lowered. When he was about to delete this evil software, a reply came from the other side.
[Buy again to buy: great! I have been briefly linked to the Earth plane before, and accidentally sent a few things, but I quickly lost the connection. The things in the Magic-free plane are very short, store manager, you are lucky~~Wait... This is actually not that short... By the way, can this laptop be cheaper? I only have more than 400 fish balls left T.T.]
Zhou You scratched his head. No matter where he was, bargaining was inevitable. He personally disgusted with this behavior and could not be spoiled and replied coldly:
[Conscientious Store Manager: Sorry, the price is the price. If you need it, you can buy it. If you don’t need it, forget it.]
Chapter completed!