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235 Weird Fetishes

When he pushed the door open and entered Xu Tianling's room, Zhou You was shocked on the spot.

Originally, the dormitory furniture he arranged was piled up in a corner of the room. The empty space was filled with small petri dishes, filled with soil, about dozens, and there were many simple packaging bags next to it.

On the other side, Xu Tianling was wearing a cartoon bear's pajamas and sleeping on the carpet with a plush toy of the same size as her and brown bear. At the same time, there was a silly large plush rabbit under her feet, and a swollen frog and an innocent little yellow chicken beside her.

Zhou You swallowed and squirted, and walked closer with wontons.

Xu Tianling seemed to be quarreling, and she held the bear and turned over to continue sleeping.

"This is... the line friends family..." Zhou You recognized these plush toys, "Brown Bear, Connie Rabbit, Sally Chicken and Frog Leo... Are these big guys you said she bought to destroy the world?"

"Shopkeeper, this must be a disguise..." Willon jumped off Zhou You, walked carefully to Frog Leo, touched it gently, then took it boldly, and pinched it again, "Use plush toys to attract jinbao, but there are toxins hidden inside."

While she was speaking, she smelled it again.

"Believe me, Don't have to worry about her killing you."

"What about those..." Willon aimed at the culture vessels again, "Don't bully me and don't know about Resident Evil."

So Zhou You also walked to the utensils, squatted in front of the small bags, and grabbed a handful of them: "Seasonal coriander, big-leaf spinach, small-leaf chrysanthemum, pink beanie tomato... Is she going to change the crop genome to spread zombie virus?"

"Yeah, yah, yah!" Willon nodded repeatedly.

"Yeah, you don't understand what I'm talking about."

"Hi, it's a big deal to take things out of context."

At this moment, Xu Tianling was finally awakened. He suddenly stood up like a corpse and stared at the two of them, rubbed his eyes, and nodded at Zhou You: "Retract my contempt for humans on Earth - express delivery, it's so great."

"The great driving force for human innovation." Zhou Youbibiao said.

"Oh." Xu Tianling then pulled out the large-sized Koni Rabbit from under his feet and hugged it to Willon, "For you."

"Hmm?" Willon jumped up in fear, "Don't come over! Is there any explosives you made in it? Or the T virus?"

"I want to kill you without such trouble." Xu Tianling pushed the rabbit to Wanton.

Wanton barely hugged this thing bigger than her and looked at Kenitu face to face for a long time: "She is so cheap."

"Or why give it to you."

“!!”

"This." Xu Tianling picked up the size of a palm-slap frog again and sent it to Zhou You, "You."

Zhou You took the Frog Leo toy in a daze: "I can understand that Wonton is that mentally retarded rabbit, why am I a frog?"

“There are many plays.”

"Haha." Donton laughed in his arms, holding the big rabbit, "I am bigger than you, little frog."

"Okay..." Zhou You looked at Sally Chicken, "Where is that stupid chicken?"

"Yiyi."

"Why?"

Xu Tianling did not answer, but picked up the Brown Bear and sat on the ground against the wall. He also rubbed his eyes for it. Then he thrust into the Petri dishes and said, "Those are seeds that are ready for the experiment."

"You're sure you want..."

"In the Yu Ling Plane." Xu Tianling added.

Zhou You's fist and palm hit: "It's amazing!"

"It's very lonely there, I want to take them over." Xu Tianling pointed at the seeds and looked around, "Is that OK?"

"Well... be careful, that plane may not be stable yet, let Yiyi take you there."

"good."

As he was speaking, Zhen Ni's voice came from outside: "Tianling, there is another express delivery~"

Xu Tianling nodded at Zhouyou and floated out again.

"Um..." Willon stared at her back with a big rabbit in her arms, "Strange, there must be a conspiracy."

"You're enough!" Zhou You played with the frog in his hand and spent some time unknowingly. "She is giving you a gift to reconcile, and she is working hard to learn and actively consider the use of the Yuling plane."

"But why is she doing?"

"What are you doing for?"

"A cone."

"She is the same."

"It's different. People who like to drink oolong tea must be perverts."

"Do you know how many people you slander?"

"Who am I slandering?"

"So middle-aged people who like bitter tea."

"Are you even more overdoing?" Wanton asked with a grim face, "A child always wants to comb his hair into an adult, but he gave up when he grew up. Why?"

"..." Zhou You's eyes lit up after thinking for a while, "because his father is a programmer."

"Look, you're so skillful as a devil."

"Hahaha, OK, Don't have become more and more advanced." Zhou You then rubbed the frog and pushed wonton out together, "Comrade Don't, I have seen your efforts here and verbally recognized your achievements. The doubts you mentioned do exist. In this way, you continue to help me watch and report more suspicious situations."

"Yes." Willon felt encouraged, and he looked at the rabbit in front of him and became more and more pleasing to him.

"But more importantly," Zhou You patted the rabbit's head, "In the future, continue to collect more jokes about programmers, I like it."

"Is this a quirk?"

"Note your wording, this is positive energy."

"All right."

After leaving the room, the courier had already left. A young man in a suit was pushing open the door and respectfully invited an old man with thin hair but extremely thick eyebrows to come in.

Wanton looked at the old man's slightly naked head and said, "Shopkeeper, look, programmer."

"Shut up."

"Don't you like it?"

"I'm not so hard-core, go back to the house to play with your rabbit."

"I really don't understand you guys with weird habits." Willon sighed and stepped up the stairs with some difficulty holding the rabbit.

On the other side, after the old man entered the door, the young man had to come forward to support the old man, but the old man was not very satisfied and raised his hand and said, "I'll do it myself."

"Yes, then you can sit on the sofa for a while, and I'll go through the procedures." The young man said, carrying his briefcase to the front desk.

"Hello, welcome to the shore of Xiaoyin Lake." Zhou You greeted him with a smile.

"Hello, are you the Manager Zhou?" The young man smiled and reached out to hold Zhou You. "I learned about this from my friend. I ordered it for my uncle. Uncle is in good health, don't worry."

"Oh it's okay, we welcome the elderly and children." Zhou You led the young man to the front desk, "Don't worry, we promise to be meticulous."
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