067 Educators
"Hmm?" Willon looked at Zhou You like a psychopath.
"I said this umbrella cannot take care of two people. You will be sprayed horizontally and vertically. Wouldn't you try to refute it?" Zhou You prompted, "Putting your imagination, in fact, the action you did today can just solve this problem."
"!!" Willon understood after thinking about it for a moment. His eyes lit up. He grabbed Zhou You's clothes and climbed up in a few seconds. He wrapped his arms around Zhou You's neck, his legs crossed his abdomen, and his chin hung on Zhou You's shoulders. His expression was extremely comfortable and comfortable.
This little monkey hugs very skillful and very stable.
Zhou You then held an umbrella and walked out: "Put it in, I won't consider whether you will be wet after the rain."
"Um."
...
On the subway back, Zhou You was originally planning to deal with matters about Xianyu shop and friends circles, but he found that his mother sitting opposite him was lowering her head to play with her mobile phone, while his daughter sitting next to her had a dull face.
Zhou You always thinks this is not right, and this is one of the reasons why he hates children. You can't bring a child to this world and then just play with your phone.
Therefore, it is annoying every time I think about spending my time on my children.
Fortunately, wonton is just a clerk, a life form in another world that needs to be controlled.
Zhou You turned to look at Willon again. She was not dull, but just stared at the Wei Duomei pocket in the hands of the person next to her.
After a little bit of trouble, Zhou You shook his head, put away his phone, twisted his head back, and asked a question that he was not interested in or wanted to answer: "Are there any difficulties in studying today?"
“Wow, it’s all difficult.”
"Forget it, I'll just play with my phone..."
"I think of the question I can ask, the store manager."
"Um?"
"I learned an idiom today called 'Riding a tiger hard to get off', and I don't understand."
"This is simple." Zhou You gestured seriously, "If you ride on a tiger, wouldn't it be eaten by the tiger? So you can only stay on the tiger's back."
"This is not right." Willon gestured even more seriously, "Then how did he ride on it? Will it not be eaten when riding on it?"
"Maybe it was while the tiger was asleep..."
"What are you doing when riding a tiger? Is he mentally retarded? He has to ride a tiger?"
Zhou You scratched his head hard: "No, you can't consider the prerequisites. You must accept reality. He just woke up and rode on the tiger's back. It's hard to ride a tiger, that's it."
Zhou You was a little inflated before, but now he knows that he should not be an educator.
Fortunately, the problem of wonton quickly moved to arithmetic. Addition and subtraction within ten are Zhou You's strengths.
When the stop was stopped in the middle, a pregnant woman came up. Zhou You took the initiative to give up her seat and squatted in front of wonton to continue to tell her addition and subtraction, very seriously.
When they arrived at the station, Zhou Youmeng got together, his whole right leg was numb. He squatted for too long without realizing it, and he was too devoted to adding and subtracting.
He led wonton like this, limping his feet among the crowds of people getting off the bus. There were quite a few people getting off at this station, and everyone was rushing to fear that they could not get off.
Zhou You was squeezed by the back because of his inconvenience in his legs and feet and hit the fat big brother in front of him.
The fat big brother turned his head and frowned. He was about to speak, but when he saw Zhou You limping, he saw him leading the child again. He looked tight and opened his mouth and shouted at Zhou You behind him, "What are you squeezing? Didn't you see a young man's legs lame?"
With the elder brother's voice, all his eyes focused on Zhou You's body.
The eldest brother was also a righteous man. He immediately used brute force and physical strength to support a path and commanded: "Come on, take care of the disabled, borrow some lights and borrow some lights!"
When people heard the big brother's deep voice, they also consciously gave up and asked Zhou You to get off the bus first.
Zhou You's expression was very bad. At this moment, his legs were actually not numb.
But in full view of everyone and under the caring gaze of his elder brother, he seemed to have no choice.
He had to drag his hard legs and walk forward with difficult steps. Even if his face was wrinkled, he had to cooperate with the performance and smile: "Thank you, thank you."
In this way, he had to walk for 5 minutes to reach the exit entrance, which he could have completed in one minute.
After leaving the subway station, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head to go to Wonton and said, "Ton, this is called riding a tiger hard to get off."
"!!" Willon was touched at a moment, his face was moved, "Shopkeeper, you're so hard, I understand, I understand completely."
At this moment, Zhou You felt that he might still be an educator.
...
In Xianyu World, Shoushou and Emperor of the Underworld have also sent seven or eight game introductions, which are worthy of the administrator's authority.
Considering that this will be the first heavyweight three-in-one handheld sales, Zhou You generously presented a lineup of two heroes in the optional games, namely Conra and Tetris, and the rest were three strange games that he had never played before. After integrating the introductions of 5 games, he put them in the "Xiao Wang Leqian" fish pond for public display.
Unfortunately, no one took a photo of the 2500 fish ball handheld machine. The price seemed to be too much. According to feedback from the shop assistant, someone contacted him and said that he could take photos of 1500 fish balls. The most reliable smuggling price was still 1450 fish balls.
Zhou You was not in a hurry, just asked the shop to delay for a few more days.
Before going to bed, he thought about it and used a very official wording, thanking Jian Mumu, who also said it was very official to keep it a secret for her.
Maybe I am afraid that everyone knows that his family is a big boss in the decoration industry and is annoyed by others. Maybe it is because they don’t like being surrounded by them, or they don’t know how to face a man who has intentions on her?
At this time, Fan Feng's WeChat also arrived as promised: "I'm going, I finally recovered and went home. How is it today?"
“It’s quite smooth.”
"Does there be any family that brags about me?"
"Yeah, I've blown."
"What does she say about me?"
"A boy who likes reading."
"Hahaha, I've only read three pages, I really can't understand it, but for her, I'm willing to continue reading." Fan Feng said, and the sexy spirit came up. "You also know that although we have been single for many years, we always secretly like beautiful female classmates. Although we can't say a few words, we can at least meet every day. But in fact, the novelty will pass soon and we will like other ones again. In the end, we will like several of them a year, and we feel like scumbags."
"Don't say 'we', it has nothing to do with me."
"Hey, I'm a scumbag too, don't tell her."
"I really want to tell her."
"Anyway, I'm serious this time, don't tear me down."
"I'm already supporting you with my life." Zhou You had already typed the second half of the sentence-"But I feel that you two are really inappropriate. Maybe the scumbag is your destiny."
But after thinking about it, he still couldn't bear it.
Chapter completed!