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001 Suspicious Identity

The oak trees on both sides of the tree-lined road are covered with moss, and the branches and vines of the trees are coiled together above the road, forming a natural arched dome, which makes the originally ordinary dirt road look like a magic tunnel.

Under an extra thick oak tree, there was an innocent brother and sister sitting. They had been traveling to this world for a long time, but they never had the courage to take the first step.

The brother raised his hand and bounced it on the third rib on the left side of his sister's body—

"bite."

The sound is crisp and pleasant, like a triangle iron.

My brother's voice was not very pleasant: "It's too crisp, I've said it many times, don't drink carbonated drinks."

The younger sister raised her head and stared at the two big black holes in her brother's eyes. The more she looked, the more she became: "I know you are an orthopedic doctor, but we are already skeletons, please don't show it anymore."

"It's not an ordinary orthopedic doctor, it's a German orthopedic doctor." As a skeleton, my brother always maintains an embarrassing and polite smile. "The so-called 'the world's top orthopedic doctor' is talking about me."

"Hu..." The sister lowered her head and looked at her thigh bones. She had the urge to cry, but after working hard for a long time, she couldn't find any feeling. She had to turn to her brother and "Describe what I am now."

"Well..." my brother scratched his jawbone and gestured vividly, "White, crystal clear, well-proportioned and delicate, this is the sexiest collarbone I have ever seen. The pelvis is tight, I have definitely never given birth to a child, and the pubic bone is also very smooth, and there is a high probability that I have never had sex."

Speaking of this, the brother couldn't help but give him a thumbs up and gave him encouragement: "Don't worry, the male skeleton must be fascinated by you."

"Who is tempted by male skeletons?" The younger sister hugged the kneecap in despair.

The brother patted her shoulder blades and tried his best to comfort her: "At least, it is better than no one chasing her, and smirking at "Love Producer" at home every night."

"Random...speak..." My sister's skeleton shook: "That's such a childish game...I can't play it."

"My bank card you bound."

The sister turned her head and avoided her brother's skeleton eyes: "It's just a recharge with slippery hands..."

"I didn't blame you." My brother raised his head and said, "I have a responsibility, there are many orthopedic patients these days, and I rarely accompany you. My parents left early and we studied abroad, so it was because I did not fulfill my brother's responsibilities."

A trace of warmth appeared in my sister's sternum. As soon as she was about to give back some of her brothers, she was bounced back on her ribs. Then her brother's terrifying voice came: "Now I have time to care about you, so I'm not allowed to drink carbonated drinks in the future, understand?"

"I'm so annoying, who wants you to care!" The younger sister was so angry that her jaw trembled. She looked at her brother's ever-raising corners of her mouth, and became more angry. "You are the ones who are all too good."

"Your is also good, it would be better if you don't drink carbonated drinks."

The sister covered both sides of her skull and closed her eyes hard: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen."

The brother shook his head and continued to lean against the tree.

But the sister suddenly shook her skeleton and said in a trembling voice: "Brother...you try to close your eyes."

The brother was very distressed: "Don't force others to do anything, we are skeletons."

"Let's give it a try."

At the strong request of my sister, my brother tried to close his eyes according to his instinctive memory.

There was really a surprise. Two windows appeared before my eyes, showing a golden skeleton and a dim skeleton respectively. A brief message was displayed above the skeleton.

【Dark Skeleton (Brother)】

【Energy (dark): 7】(consumes 1 energy point per day)

【Bone: 999】

【Reshaping the physical body progress: The hero’s tears of despair 0/99.】

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【Light Skeleton (Sister)】

【Energy (light): 5】

【Bone: 666】

【Reshaping the body progress: The villain's repentance 0/99.】

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"Reshape your body?" the brother touched his ribs and said in surprise, "Did you see it?"

"Well, we seem to share information."

The brother excitedly said, "So, as long as I beat 99 brave men to cry, I can turn back into a human?"

"Why don't we change it?" the sister raised her hand and tried to drag the words, "What the hell is the enlightenment of confession? Are people who can confess still called bad guys?"

The brother held his chin and said, "Think about it carefully, the standards of brave people are also very vague."

"You are super simple, it's right to make people cry. My education is about ideological and morality, which is too terrifying."

The brother pondered: "For villains, education should be ineffective. You can only brainwash them, set up a villain concentration camp to show them Xi Yangyang and other things every day, or use electric shock therapy to prevent them from going online again... No, no, don't dare to do bad things again."

"Huh..." The sister looked at the terrifying brother, "You are so scary."

"Who made us skeletons?" my brother moved his knuckles, "I am a good orthopedic doctor, I don't know what evil I have committed..."

When my sister heard this, she suddenly shook her skeleton. Although she had no eyes, the entire skeleton was filled with fear.

"What's wrong?" asked the brother.

My sister's voice became more and more trembling: "We are not doing something bad and being punished by God?"

"I don't understand very much."

"Orthopedics...Germany orthopedics..." My sister's eyebrows tightened and she clenched her fists secretly, "I always feel suspicious. Are you sure you are an orthopedic doctor and not a fracture injured?"

"Shh." The brother suddenly made a closing gesture and pointed gently at the end of the dirt road, and two figures were approaching.

My sister was in a bad mood. When she saw an alien, she instantly changed her role and showed a fierce look on her face: "No matter what, as a skeleton, would she eat them first to gain energy?"

"You're going to be able to impose your identity quickly." The brother raised his hand and pressed it on his sister's shoulder blade. "Before you can't accurately measure your opponent's strength, act low-key."

Immediately afterwards, my brother relaxed his whole body, letting his bones droop, and slumped beside the tree, and he made a very serious strategy: "Like me, disguised as a skeleton on the roadside."

"No need to disguise this matter!"

"Anyway, don't cause trouble, just pretend to be a normal scenery on the roadside and let them pass by without caring."

"Okay...but what if I can't control myself and want to eat them? Skeletons are afraid that they have this instinct, right?"

"I'm sure I can beat it before eating. It's very close, so hurry up and pretend."

The brother and sister disguised themselves as skeletons on the roadside.

The figure gradually approached, and then he saw that they were two ladies, one tall and the other short, with tall standing ears and short folded ears.

The brother was amazed in his heart: [Stand up the ear? Fold the ear? Cat?]

[Wow, I can hear it!] My sister's voice came.

The brother instantly realized that as a skeleton, he had no organ to make a sound. In fact, there was no need to talk to his sister, just relying on the skeleton brain waves.

Brother silently sent a message: [Don't be confused by his appearance, they may be evil orcs.]

Sister: [No matter how you look at it, we are more evil, okay!]
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