013 Are you very professional?
Momo covered her mouth and said curiously: "Senior, why are you covered in blood on your face? Are you doing something cult ritual?"
"Ah..." Tain suddenly turned his head shyly in front of the girl with folded ears, "No...no...it's just a habit..."
Momo pointed behind him again and said, "Why are your subordinates always jumping?"
All dogs are embarrassed, but they still force themselves to save face.
"This...we like to jump."
"It's very exciting to talk like this."
"You can try it too."
"Oh, then you guys play slowly." Momo pulled the brother and sister away.
"Wait." Taiyin raised his hand shyly and looked at Gu Aotian with his eyes squinted, "What's your name?"
"Am I?" Gu Aotian sneered, "Frost's Sorrow·Gu Aotian."
"A very strong title..." Taiyin turned to Gu Lingyue again.
Before Gu Lingyue could speak, Gu Aotian took the initiative to introduce: "She is Huo Qiqing Gu Lingyue."
"No wonder... the pleasure of fire is worthy of being able to force my soldiers to jump." Tain clamped the battle axe with his arm. "For the sake of Lao Gogh, this is the end of today. But no matter whether you are the undead or anything else, I will not forget the hospitality today, see you."
After turning around and walking many steps alone, he had to turn around and said, "Miss Fire Happy, can you please remove the jumping technique?"
The soldiers were indeed exhausted and looked at her with their tongues longingly.
Gu Lingyue's face trembled. If she said "no", wouldn't it be embarrassing.
Fortunately, my brother helped her to help her escape, Gu Aotian turned around and left, leaving a sentence: "This is a punishment for your unreasonable spying."
"Um..." Tain stared at Gu Aotian, "Frost's sorrow... I will remember this humiliation."
At the same time, golden light swept out from the top of his head, and 80 points of light energy were sucked in by Gu Lingyue.
It turns out to be positive energy?
In the oak forest not far away, a woman in white robe sighed.
"Since they are old friends..." She licked the corner of her mouth, "Then we can only wait until they leave before we start."
The other man in the shadow only felt boring: "Okay, go back, it's not a great guy. This intern garrison officer is really making a big deal."
"Don't you think that folded ear skeleton is cute? I really want to keep it in a cage and raise it."
"You so-called 'collectors' are just fetishes." The shadow man gradually fled into the deeper shadow of the oak tree. "I only care whether the city lord can pay the protection fee on time."
"A man who lives for money is really unattractive."
“…”
...
On the other side, Gu Lingyue walked and gestured, "So this spell is called 'Get me up'. Am I original? Is it original?"
"This one needs to be checked." Momo nodded, "If it is confirmed to be original, learn to level it. You have the right to name it, and of course you can also choose not to disclose the spell."
"Damn, this place is so interesting. What's the name? [Gu Lingyue's brother is a greasy mentally retarded skeleton] How about it?" Before she finished speaking, she was slapped on the cover of Tianling.
"In the future, this kind of mentally retarded spell is forbidden to consume energy."
Gu Lingyue covered her head and said, "You are smart, but I didn't make him cry in the end."
"This is just because the opponents just now were all mentally retarded, and your mentally retarded halo is more effective. Their IQ is not yet at the level of being able to appreciate my wisdom."
Momo approached Gu Lingyue's head: "Hey, Aotian is so bad."
"Right, right?"
"I heard it all." Gu Aotian picked up Momo's ears directly.
"Ah... this is a taboo." Momo's face turned red, but she felt a different feeling of pleasure.
"Will there be a lot of earwax with folded ears? Do you need help?" Gu Lingyue stretched out her fingertips and scratched the inside of Momo's ears twice.
"Um~~~" Momo fell into a state of inability to control herself, clenching her fists and shaking left and right.
"It looks so good, I want to clean my ears too." Gu Lingyue was so itchy.
Just as I was feeling happy, the sound of an old man coming from the workbench not far away.
"Are you finished?" He was wearing goggles tossing a plant that looked like an eyeball, completely an evil alchemist. "Don't dig too deep, she has shallow ears."
Gu Lingyue and Gu Aotian then let go of Momo.
Momo held her knees and gasped for a long time before asking, "Grandpa, you know they are fighting, why don't you explain?"
"It's time to let the guards suffer a little. Those mentally retarded people always want to protect me, just as funny as humans always want to protect their planet." Lao Geng said as he dripped a drop of something like eye drops on the "eyeball", and pointed to the ground and said, "Wake up."
The three of them looked in this direction. Xia Li was struggling to support her body, staring at the three of them with grievance for a long time, and then burst into tears with a "wow".
Momo immediately rushed forward and said, "It's okay, it's okay now."
"Go away, go away, mentally retarded!" Charlie cried and pointed at the skeleton brother and sister, "It would be fine if they don't care about me, what are you thinking in your mind? Why don't you drill a hole in your body so that stupidity can flow out."
“…”
"Hey, hey, hey." Lao Geng suddenly took off his goggles and stood up, "You are right, but here, only I can say that she is mentally retarded, do you understand?"
Charlie cried even harder: "You don't know what I've experienced, they..."
"Shut up, I don't care." Lao Gou walked up to Xia Li, "Find out, the only reason you can be here is because you have big breasts."
"Clam?"
"I know you approached Momo to learn something from me. I don't care. I only care whether you have big breasts. It's pleasant to look at the young girl with big breasts. That's all, do you understand?"
"Um..." Xia Li covered her chest and choked.
Momo covered her mouth and said, "Wow, really, are you friends with me just to learn something secretly, Xia Li?"
"No... it's because I like you..."
"It's okay..." Momo patted her chest.
"Let them live in the second cellar." The old man rolled back to the workbench and pointed at the skeleton brother and sister, "If you have nothing to do, don't wander in front of me unless you have big breasts."
While he sat down, his eyes were ferocious, and he covered his waist and said, "Damn... it hurts more and more."
Gu Aotian subconsciously said: "Lubonic disc herniation."
"What's the matter?" Lao Geng said with a twisted face.
"Lumbular disc herniation is common orthopedic diseases." Gu Aotian said as he turned his back and pointed to the joints on his back spine, "Your condition is likely to be caused by long-term sitting, which causes deformation and compression of the nerves."
"That's what happened..." Lao Geng rubbed his chin and said, "Then I'll try to break it back."
"I don't know how you plan to break it, but the consequences are very serious, including but not limited to..." Gu Aotian gestured with his fingers, "Incontinence, paralysis, fracture, bone marrow, nerves explode, more painful, death..."
Chapter completed!