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Chapter 2989 This is also possible? (It's freezing to death in an instant today)(1/2)

After confirming that what he was facing was not a crisis in the Galactic Empire, and had nothing to do with Star Wars or Darth Vader, but was simply the trouble of a girl who ran away from home and was brought back, Fang Zheng stopped for a moment.

Interest in fighting.

but………

"When did I propose to you?"

Looking at Lala in front of him, Fang Zheng looked confused - we didn't even say a few words, okay?

"I will never forget it in my life."

However, facing Fang Zheng's inquiry, Lala closed her eyes happily and stretched out her hand to put on her chest.

"You pinched my breasts with your hands and made a passionate confession of love to me..."

"…………………Aha?"

"That's it, Earthlings."

At this time Zastin also spoke.

"You have entered into a marriage contract with Lady Lala according to the traditional and formal procedures of Debbie Luke. In other words, from the moment you touch your breasts in the bathroom, it can be deemed that you have exercised Debbie's

Lu Kexing’s formal engagement etiquette!”

"…………This is also okay??"

At this moment, Fang Zheng was completely speechless.

Touching breasts is equivalent to engagement? Are you kidding me?!

"Yes, so marry me!"

Lala, on the other hand, held Fangzheng's arms and said with a smile, while the latter raised her head and was speechless.

What the hell is this thing called? I originally thought it was some kind of epic Star Wars mission, but it turns out this is some kind of funny plot!

"There's nothing we can do about it."

Zastin also sighed, while Fang Zheng rolled his eyes.

"Wait, why is there no way? It was just an accident, and I am an Earthling. How could I know the customs of your planet Debiluke?"

"Hey? Do you hate me?"

Hearing Fang Zheng's words, La La suddenly widened her eyes and looked at Fang Zheng uneasily, while the latter sighed helplessly.

"It's not that I hate you, but under normal circumstances, who would make an engagement with someone they just met? Aren't you worried that I already have a girlfriend?"

At this time, it was really impossible, so I had to find Kushida Kikyo or Kirizaki Kyoko to act as a shield.

"In that case...Lady Lala...then..."

"I do not want!"

While saying this, Lala hugged Fangzheng tightly.

"Besides, all the fiancées my father has found are not as good as him! He is handsome and better than you, Zastin! Can you find another person like this for me?"

"this……………"

Hearing Lala's answer, Zastin was speechless. Just as Lala said, the earthling in front of him not only had a very good appearance, but also had a swordsmanship level that far exceeded his own. If he hadn't exerted his final strength just now, he would have been killed immediately.

He died in the opponent's hands. After all, Zastin was also the number one swordsman on Debi Luke, but he was beaten so hard that he couldn't even fight back. In addition, the two were close in age...

"Anyway, I'm going to marry him!"

"...This has nothing to do with me..."

Fang Zheng was completely speechless.

"People on Earth, it seems that this is what they have to do."

Zastin looked at Fang Zheng again and said with a solemn expression.

"No matter what, you have touched Lady Lala's breasts. If you are unwilling to accept Lady Lala's breasts, then this is equivalent to declaring war on the nemesis of Debbie Luke!"

"………………"

"Moreover, Lady Lala's father, King Debi Luke, is from the martial arts faction! If he finds out that you touched Lady Lala's breasts but are unwilling to marry her, then the earth will definitely be completely destroyed!

"

"………………"

I just touched my chest like crazy, and it reached the level of destroying the earth?

"…………………Um?"

Thinking of this, Fang Zheng had a flash of inspiration and seemed to recall something. Then he looked at Lala, then at Zastin, and closed his eyes.

Hmm... aliens ask for marriage because of a misunderstanding, and will destroy the earth if they don't get married... I seem to have seen this plot somewhere... Damn it!

The next moment, Fang Zheng was on his knees.

Isn't this "Lucky Boy"?!

No wonder he feels that this plot direction is familiar. If you look at it this way, then Lala is Ram and he is the stars?

This is also possible?!

What did you find for this crappy random world generator? You can use all the comic settings I read before!

It seems like everything can’t be engraved into DNA in the future.

Simply MMP.

So in the end, Fang Zheng had no choice but to raise his hands and surrender. Then he returned to his home, gathered together the girls who had come over curiously because they had noticed the movement, and told them the cause and effect of the incident. After listening, everyone was very excited.

for surprise.

To be honest, they didn't believe what Fang Zheng said at first, but after seeing Lala's devil-like tail and bat wings extending out, everyone quickly accepted this.

After all, there are necromancers and dolls in this family now, so it wouldn’t be too surprising to have an alien, right?

"Hey? So, is my brother going to marry that Miss Lala?"

"How can it be."

Facing Mei Gan's surprised inquiry, Fang Zheng rolled his eyes.

"We have known each other for less than an hour, and we already said we want to get married? Do you think this is normal? Anyway, she is currently allowed to live here temporarily, and then Zastin will report the matter to King Debi Luke and convey it

My opinion, then let’s see what the other party’s rules are... In short, it’s impossible for me to marry the girl I met for the first time just because of this trivial matter, right?”

What Fang Zheng is adopting now is the dragging tactic. After dragging Xiao Hei, he will have enough confidence to confront the opponent. At least he doesn't have to worry that the other party will really destroy the earth. Before that, let Lala take the lead.

Just stay here. When the time comes, explain it to the other person's parents and see if you can make it clear, and then let's talk about it.

"Ah, right!"

At this moment, Cuixingshi seemed to have thought of something and clapped his hands vigorously.

"If that's the case, wouldn't it be nice to let Miss Lala be disappointed in you?"

"Don't come up with crooked ideas, I can already guess the result."

Hearing Cuixingshi's suggestion, Fang Zheng immediately shot back. Just kidding, he has seen too many scenes like this. He obviously wanted to lower the other party's favorability, but in the end, it increased the other party's favorability due to a series of troubles.

In terms of favorability, he really lost his wife and lost his troops.

"I think she was just excited for a moment. Let her calm down for a few days and she will think about the problem carefully. After all, this is a major event that affects her life. How could she make such a hasty decision?"

"No, no, master, that's not the case either."

But at this time, Lapis shook her head hastily.

"Girls also fall in love at first sight."

Hearing Lapis's rebuttal, the other girls immediately nodded.

"That's right, that's right."

"Isn't it often shown on TV? The hero and heroine pass each other in the crowd, and the look at each other determines that they fall in love. Isn't this very romantic?"

"That's right, maybe Miss Lala is like this too. The moment I saw it for the first time, I immediately decided that this was the person in my destiny..."

"You guys..."

Looking at the intoxicated girls, Fang Zheng was completely speechless.

There is really no reason to talk to women.

romantic?

It's romantic to pass by each other in a crowd and look at each other, but how romantic is it to kiss her breasts when you pass by her in a crowd?

No, maybe with Debbie Luke's urinary nature, their TV series might actually be filmed like this.

Most people say love is sealed with a kiss, but in Debbie Luke's case, it might be sealed with a touch.

Think about love dramas on Earth, where people confess "I like you, please marry me", and then the hero and heroine hug and kiss each other. In Debbie Luke's case, the hero reaches out to hold the heroine's breasts.

, and then stared at her "I like you, please marry me"... What kind of funny sitcom is this?
To be continued...
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