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Chapter 643 This loss cannot be eaten

No matter who it is, he can't bear it when encountering such a thing. Even if he read the books of a saint since childhood, he is a great scholar who cares about his emotions but does not act as a sage, or Wu Youren, who is determined to be the best minister in the world, he can't bear it!

Wu Youren was furious and cursed angrily: "Baby, the bastard who is raised by a bastard dares to insult me ​​like this. You can wait..."

Before he could finish scolding, there were a few loud noises. Several large buckets filled with shit and urine were thrown into the yard. These buckets were quite sparse. After landing, urine splashed everywhere. Fortunately, Wu Youren did not stand by the wall of the yard, otherwise it would be easy to get a bath!

Wu Youren vomited. When he bent down, he used too much force and the ground slipped again. He accidentally fell to the ground. It was awful now. The ground was full of dirty things and the smell was not heard. When he fell to the ground, he still wanted to clean himself. His body was very dirty and his clothes were covered in dirtyness. He, who had always been clean, almost had the intention to die immediately.

At this time, the servants of the Wu family also started to shout. It was really unbearable. Although they still dared not open the gate of the courtyard and ran out to beat people, they all dared to shout and scold in the courtyard!

The servants of the Wu family shouted in the yard, and of course the neighbors around them were awake. However, everyone was aware of the matter, and no one was a fool. They all knew that someone was seeking revenge, and it was the revenge of the Minister of Personnel. Who dared to come out to watch the fun? They were still staying at home, at most they were safe to lie on the crack in the door and look out.

No one lives around the neighborhood is a big shot. It is said that only Wu Youren's family is a big shot. However, Wu Youren does not usually interact with his neighbors. He is very noble, so there are many neighbors, but none of them can be called friends. His family suffered a disaster tonight, so naturally no neighbors came to help. There was no one who shouted loudly and helped the Wu family scare the trouble outside.

Of course, Fu Bingrong and a group of heroes were the ones who made trouble outside the yard and threw the toilet. It turned out that Fu Bingrong took the heroes away from the Wu family's house and became more and more angry. Although they did not come to make trouble by Yang Ze's order, the trouble was not successful and Wu Youren said a few words in the yard. Of course, they were in a bad mood and couldn't get well.

Fu Bingrong became more and more angry the more he thought about it. He said, "Is there any way to embarrass Wu Youren? It is best to be annoying. If he can make him sick, it is best not to be ill, unable to go to court, and even unable to work in the yamen. That is the best, I want the most ruthless way!"

The hero thought about it. Of course there are solutions, but their methods are too inconsistent.

A hero said: "The moon is dark and the wind is high. If we cover ourselves up and rush into the Wu family, strip Wu Youren and his family of all their clothes and throw them on the street, that would be enough for them to be embarrassed."

Another hero said, "In the middle of the night, no one will see them even if they stripped their clothes. Besides, this move is too damaged. If the Taiwei knows, we might blame us instead."

Fu Bingrong nodded and said, "Yes, my master is a gentleman. He must look down on this trick. It's too dirty and vulgar. No, this trick doesn't work, just change it."

The heroes thought to themselves: "We are afraid that it is not a noble trick to throw pig's heads at someone's house in the middle of the night!"

However, Fu Bingrong wanted to pretend to be a gentleman's apprentice at this time, and the heroes had to pretend. Someone said, "If you want to be angry and sick, it's so simple. Let's set fire to set his house and make him homeless. It shouldn't be difficult to make him angry and sick!"

The heroes nodded together. This is simple and arson is the most technically inexplicable. They all do it, it depends on whether Fu Bingrong agrees or not.

Fu Bingrong thought for a while and shook his head and said, "No, setting fire can easily lead to death. If it is not well controlled and burned the neighbors, it will be bad. If something happens, my master will have to scold me to death. Is there any other way to not come up with these bad ideas."

The heroes have many ideas, but they are all pretty bad. Besides, they were all big gangsters and gangsters before, so they didn’t know the normal methods, but only these unreliable tricks.

At this time, they had already walked a long distance away from the Wu family. Suddenly they smelled a stinking smell. Fu Bingrong covered his nose and said, "What's going on? Why is it so smelly here?"

The heroes looked at a nearby yard and said, "This is a place where gold and water are used. It tastes good, so let's go quickly."

Fu Bingrong exclaimed and said, "The place where gold and water are transported! OK, I'm thinking about pulling it this time!"

Chang'an City has drainage devices, which is a sewer, which is quite developed. When it rains heavily, the sewer in Chang'an City will play a big role. This is a device designed when designing Chang'an City.

However, for the daily excretion of the people and livestock, it will not pass through the sewer, because this is fertilizer, it is the best fertilizer. If transported outside the city to water the crops, it will not only not be garbage and dirty, but also good things that can be sold for money. The crops are all dominated by manure!

This led to a business in Chang'an City, which was to collect the filth from the people's homes and transport it to the business outside the city for sale. It sounds bad to transport shit and urine, so it is called transport gold and water. Anyway, if anyone has a neighbor who runs a business of transport gold and water, it will be considered unlucky and lives around the stinky all day long.

Fu Bingrong waved his hand and said, "Go in, carry a few more buckets out, and then throw them all into Wu Youren's house, so that his house can enjoy the fragrance of gold and water!"

The heroes grinned and all remembered the days when they had never been a hero before. When they were gangsters, they threw paper bags at their enemies' homes and stuffed some smelly poop. They had never done this, but they just threw a paper bag. They were as arrogant as Fu Bingrong, and they had to throw it in a bucket. This was the first time they encountered it!

General Fu has an order, of course they cannot violate it. They not only have to listen to the tricks they have come up with after a while, but also have to carry out the tricks they have finally come up with.

The heroes covered their noses, kicked open the door, and rushed into the yard. The owners in the yard had already gone to bed. People who are doing the gold and water business must get up early and go to bed early. Besides, why don’t they sleep? Could it be that they can’t chat with buckets of gold and water? Even those who do this business will not be in such a good mood.

But with a loud bang, after the door was kicked open, a large group of people rushed in and carried the bucket when they saw it, and they even picked up the full bucket.

The owner's family was awakened. They didn't dare to come out, so they could only look out through the window. When they saw Fu Bingrong and others, their family was frightened and felt inexplicably. There were birds in the forest. Could it be that the year was too bad this year, so the robbers became people who saw and robbed them?

The group of people outside obviously came to grab things. But I heard of robbing money shops, robbing pawn shops, robbing rich men, but I never heard of robbing manure! The word "jinshui" sounds nice, it is called "goodie", but in fact the thing is not clean and disgusting. Why are you robbing these? You can't farm in the city!

Fu Bingrong was also quite disgusting. After all, it was too smelly. He was a general of the Imperial Guard and was about to become a general. He took people to rob these things. It would be very unpleasant to hear it when it was spread out, but it was still at night, and the moon was dark and the wind was high. He was not afraid that anyone would recognize him.

The heroes snatched about ten big buckets, each of them carried one, and ran back to Wu Youren's house. Even Fu Bingrong carried one. Anyway, they either didn't do it or did it. They had to use gold and water to flood Wu Youren's house!

After they left, the owner of this family came out and checked it. He wondered even more. Why did these robbers only snatch the wooden barrels containing gold and water, but not other things? Could it be that these robbers were drunk or hungry, or crazy? This is really strange. There are so many this year!

Fu Bingrong and the heroes returned to Wu Youren's house. What happened later happened. The heroes threw all the wooden barrels in their hands into the yard, but Fu Bingrong had not thrown them yet. The bucket he carried out was quite heavy, and there were the most filthy things inside. It was okay to carry them away, but it would be quite difficult to throw them into the yard.

Fu Bingrong first admired the heroes' strength. Seeing that the hero threw the bucket in, he was lucky. He raised his wooden barrel and walked to the wall of the courtyard, exhaled loudly, and threw the bucket in his hand into the yard with a loud noise!

Throwing out the wooden barrel in his hand, Fu Bingrong clapped his hands, took the heroes away, waved his sleeves, and did not take away the stench.

In the yard, Wu Youren was helped up by his servants. He didn't dare to stay in the yard anymore. However, at this time, the wooden barrels were no longer thrown outside the yard, so it was still safe. I guess the people outside had no wooden barrels to throw away. After all, this thing could not be brought much, and it was quite heavy.

When the servant helped Wu Youren walk to the door and was about to open the door and go in, there was a loud noise and a wooden barrel was thrown in again. The wooden barrel was farther than the other wooden barrels. After crossing most of the yard, he rushed towards the door!

Seeing that the wooden barrel was about to land, the position of the landing was very close to Wu Youren. In a hurry, the servants of the Wu family didn't care much. They were eager to protect their masters. The servants who had a physical reaction countless times faster than the brain responded. At this time, they waved the broom in their hands and hit the barrel.

The three servants could definitely knock the barrel away when they took action together. However, they forgot a little, or they didn't react a little, that is, the barrel was filled with sparseness. As soon as their broom hit the barrel, the lid fell, and the things inside flew out of the air!

Flying from the sky, it can be described as a scattering flower in the sky. Wu Youren stood close, but he was taken a shower and could not escape this disaster!

Wu Youren was so disgusting that he was about to faint. Now he could no longer bear it. The stimulation was too great. He could no longer wake up. His body shook, and his servant couldn't help him even if he wanted to help him. The Minister of Personnel was so angry that he fainted.

Wu Youren was so fainted that the servants were frightened and quickly carried him into the house. Wu Youren's family didn't care about the smell of his master, so they quickly stroked their chest and patted their backs. After finally waking up, Wu Youren vomited several mouthfuls of yellow water, but they didn't know what kind of water they vomited. Anyway, as soon as the yellow water was spit out, he started to have a fever.

The family was anxious and hurriedly went to find the Imperial Doctor. Wu Youren was the Minister of Personnel and had enough grades and could be called to the Imperial Doctor. However, Wu Youren did not allow his family to find the Imperial Doctor because this incident was too embarrassing tonight.

Moreover, although Wu Youren had a fever, he was not confused. He knew very well. He believed that others would also know very well, except Yang Ze!

But who dares to offend Yang Ze? In the entire capital, except for one person, no one dares to offend Yang Ze anymore. Even the emperor and the queen dare not. Who is the exception? That is, Princess Cai Cai. Except for Cai Cai Cai, who dares to stare at Yang Ze, and Yang Ze still has to bear it, no one dares!

What can I do if I hire an imperial physician? He is sick and is qiy. As long as he gets rested, he can straighten out his qi. Once the qi is straightened out, it will not be too late to hire a doctor. But now that the imperial physician is here, wouldn’t it be spreading his story tonight? It doesn’t matter if outsiders guess, but if outsiders see it with their own eyes, that would be awesome. He, the Minister of Personnel, has no shame to stay in Beijing.

From the overall perspective, in order to reduce trouble, Wu Youren refused to let his family go to the imperial physician, but just urged his servants to clean the yard quickly.

The old servant of the Wu family asked with a sad face: "Master, if you don't look for an imperial physician and don't take medicine quickly, then your health will not be well. You won't be able to go to the yamen tomorrow. This matter will still be spread!"

Wu Youren had a headache, but waved his hand and said, "As long as we don't take the initiative, Yang Ze won't say it either. Think about it carefully, how can I take advantage of this matter? This loss cannot be in vain."

The people of the Wu family trust their master very much and believe that the master will turn bad things into good things, so they have to give up and take care of him while cleaning their own yard.

Wu Youren was sick by anger, so after dawn, he naturally could not go to the Ministry of Personnel. Even if Li Chongjiu looked for him, he could not go to the East Palace to make any suggestions.

After Fu Bingrong returned to the Ministry of War, he regretted it and felt that he had done something tonight a bit too much. He was very afraid that Yang Ze would scold him, so he did not dare to tell it out and did not report it to Yang Ze, but Yang Ze didn't know.

After dawn the next day, Yang Ze entered the palace and went to the imperial study as planned. He and Shen Deyin discussed that there was something big to do today.

Li Yan didn't take it any longer. He actually went to the imperial study room. He saw Yang Ze and Shen Deyin, and several high-ranking officials. However, these high-ranking officials were afraid of Yang Zeru and were afraid of demons. They always just kowtowed insects. Whatever Yang Ze said was, Li Yan asked: "Wu Aiqing, why didn't he come? Everything is waiting for development in the capital now, especially the placement of officials. I have to ask him!"

Yang Ze said: "Shangshu Wu did not come. Maybe he was in the yamen. I will send someone to find him."

Li Yan nodded and said, "What's wrong today? Tell me quickly."

Yang Ze didn't say anything, but just gave a wink at Shen Deyin.

Chen Diyin took a step forward and said, "Emperor, something big happened. I heard that there were traitors in the prefectures and counties in the capital area. Under the banner of Dugu, he wanted to seek power and usurp the throne!"

Li Yan sat upright and said, "Who is the Dugu family? Also, which state and county is it?"

Chen Deyin shook his head and said, "I don't know!"

This answer is simply inexplicable and extremely irresponsible.

But he paused and added: "I just heard that the specific situation is not clear. It seems that the rebellious action is still in the preparation stage, and it is just a sign."
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