Chapter 6 cheating on the king(2/2)
"The slave is here!"
Lu Yu looked at Lin Fengjin's lower body with a playful look and said:
"You see Mr. Lin has been castrated. How long will it take for him to enter the palace and serve?"
Xiao Dezi glanced at Lin Fengjin with a wry smile and said:
"This Mr. Lin's body seems to be a little weak. It will take at least half a year."
Lin Fengjin rolled his eyes and begged for mercy:
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please be merciful. I have just turned twenty this year. Even if I don't pity my poor fiancée who will be widowed before she even enters the house, I still have to think about the three generations of my family.
Besides, this time I came to show my filial piety after receiving some good things. This is a tragic example of how I came to show my respect to the king with a pious heart, but ended up being brutally cut off. Then who else will come again?"
Lu Yu laughed and said:
"What a sharp mouth. Come on, let me see what you brought first. If it's not good, I'll come and settle the accounts with you. Come in."
Just looking at the direction in which Lu Yu led Lin Fengjin, the eunuch next to him immediately knew that the scholar in front of him must have a very holy heart. No wonder Lu Yu actually spoke to him in such an unusual tone, almost as if he had met the old man.
Like friends. Because there is the Changchun Garden that was built not long ago. Lu Yu usually likes to rest here the most, and apart from the fact that Yu Fenghou can enter and exit freely, this place is not accessible to ordinary concubines.
Entered.
Arriving at Changchun Garden, a group of people sat down next to a high pavilion with weeping willows. They felt the cool breeze was blowing and felt very comfortable. Lu Yu was already paying attention to Lin Fengjin and said:
"Why don't you bring it out as a tribute?"
Lin Fengjin opened the box he brought, and inside were twelve pieces of the newly planted Koshihikari lotus rice. He asked the eunuch next to him to bring a set of tea-making utensils. Needless to say, these items were all of the highest quality:
Songta charcoal, spring water from Xishan... and a fine purple clay pot from the imperial kitchen.
Next, Lin Fengjin asked people to fetch spring water and carefully wash the Yueguang lotus rice. The crisp, tender and fat white lotus-like outer pods made people's index fingers tickle. Mr. Hong was very straightforward and stretched out his horse's head.
As soon as Feng Jin peeled off the rice grains inside, Mr. Hong rolled his tongue and swallowed the outer pod into his mouth. He chewed it until the juice splashed everywhere, and waves of fresh fragrance hit his nostrils.
Next, Lin Fengjin brought a stove. This stove was originally used for cooking crabs. It was divided into two layers. After the water in the first layer boiled, the hot water vapor surged straight up. You know, water vapor
The temperature is actually higher than the temperature of boiling water.
Then there is a layer of gauze on top. As soon as the crab falls on it, the fumigated water vapor will quickly cook it. At this time, Lin Fengjin placed grains of Koshihikari lotus rice on the gauze.
The net was steaming, and a small pot was placed underneath. Not long after, the Koshihikari lotus rice turned from a green color like emerald to a deep red color like a rose, and gradually began to emit a fragrance.
This aroma is not strong, but it is like the fragrance of orchid and musk deer. If it is present or absent, it can drive the operation of the gastrointestinal tract. Anyone who smells it will feel a gurgling sound in the stomach as long as they have not just eaten it.
After a few sounds, I felt deeply hungry.
When the color of Koshihikari Lotus Rice gradually turned pink, Lin Fengjin took out the small pot that was equivalent to receiving rice soup from below, filled four cups, and saw that the color inside showed a green flow.
The emerald color is very coveted, coupled with the alluring aroma, even the Adam's apple of the eunuchs waiting around is squirming.
After Lin Fengjin placed the four cups, needless to say, Mr. Hong was the most active. He rolled his tongue and spit out the empty cup. Mr. Lan looked at it with contempt and stretched out his pink cup.
The little tongue licked slowly.
Just when Lu Yu was about to reach out for the cup, a eunuch next to him rushed forward bravely and reached out to take it. It was obvious that he was planning to do something like tasting... Lu Yu kicked him with a firm kick.
He went out, picked up the cup, glanced at Lin Fengjin and said:
"Although I can't trust him, but his family of three to four hundred people, including children and adults, are still in Yedu. With such a guarantee, I still feel that I can give it a try with confidence."
After hearing this, Lin Fengjin rolled his eyes and said:
"Your Majesty, are you the one who talks like this?"
Lu Yu ignored Lin Fengjin, glanced at him, then raised his glass, took a sip, nodded slightly and said:
"Yes, this thing is quite to my liking. What is this thing called?"
Lin Fengjin said:
"Your Majesty, do you want to hear a longer name or a shorter one?"
Lu Yu said:
"Is there a difference?"
Lin Fengjin said:
"Of course, the difference is huge."
Lu Yu said:
"Then let's do the hard stuff first and then the easy stuff. You talk about the long stuff first."
Lin Fengjin said:
"The preliminary name for the long one is: Unparalleled in the world, all wishes come true and everything goes well. Jasper germ puree filtrate."
Lu Yu was stunned for a while and then said:
"Hey, hey, hey, say it again..."
Lin Fengjin suddenly said awkwardly:
"Uh... Actually, I didn't think too clearly about such a long name. I just had an idea and said it. Now, I'm afraid I have to think about it. Your Majesty, why don't you listen to the short one first?
"
Lu Yu was stunned again, and then said calmly:
"Okay, tell me the short story."
"Rice soup." Lin Fengjin said straightforwardly.
Lu Yu finally couldn't hold back this time. He pointed at Lin Fengjin and laughed. The laughter was unprecedentedly joyful. Although the new eunuch next to him didn't react at all on the surface, he already felt Lin Fengjin's laughter in his heart.
I hope this man is included in the list of people who "must not be provoked" and "can only be flattered". (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
Chapter completed!