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Chapter 465 Sit back and watch your jokes(1/2)

It is difficult to decompose a dead horse, and the longer it dies, the harder it is to resolve.

The strippers always like to make fun of newcomers, so when Zhao Zhongzhen squatted beside the dead horse, someone pulled out a pile of intestines from the dead horse's belly and threw them in front of him.

Zhao Zhongzhen closed his eyes in pain, but the fishy smell kept coming.

His chest and abdomen kept rising and falling, and the rhythm was very messy.

Seeing his body trembling, he gloated and said with pleasure: "I'm going to vomit, I'm going to vomit..."

Zhao Zhongzhen turned his face and opened his mouth: "Vomit!"

All breakfast was spit out, and the undiluted contents made the skin peelers silent.

The one who had just taken out the horse's belly smiled and said, "The villain... I'm sorry."

Zhao Zhongzhen vomited all the breakfast completely, and was a little angry, but it was obvious that these people had changed their faces, so they felt better.

He whispered to ask for the key points of the dissection, and then asked for a short knife to learn to peel.

He knew that Chen An wanted to let himself peel it, that was to be an ordinary person and experience the days of these people.

So he tried his best to endure it until these dead horses were broken down and then went to wash his hands.

Those who peeled their hands thought the boy was pretty good, so they approached and said, "Next time... just look at it."

Zhao Zhongzhen said in confusion: "Why are you so kind to me?"

Why are you arrogant at first and respectful at the same time? There has never been a free breakfast in the world. Zhao Zhongzhen thinks that these stripping hands are a bit strange.

He peeled his hands and smiled dryly: "Little Langjun...there is mutton in the breakfast, and the people of Bianliang can eat mutton for breakfast..."

It’s almost enough for ordinary people to eat enough for breakfast. If you want to eat meat, the most is pork. As for mutton, occasionally it’s the New Year.

Zhao Zhongzhen could see the content of breakfast in the vomit just now, so these people who took their hands felt guilty.

They are all human semen! Zhao Zhongzhen couldn't help but look at these skin-skinned people. Then he remembered the voracious swallowing of mutton when he had eaten mutton before, and swallowed it without chewing it. After spitting it out, the shape was complete, and you could smell a scent of mutton.

When he went to the back, Zhao Zhongzhen couldn't help but get angry when he saw Chen An actually dozing off.

As I was dealing with a dead cow and a rotten horse outside, I was vomited so much that I was so stinking that I couldn't stop. You are so happy to sleep here.

"Brother Anbei!"

This is the duty room that Cheng Xu had quit. Chen An was sitting on a chair and was shocked by the sound. He suddenly sat up straight and opened his eyes blankly to look around.

"It's you!"

Chen An yawned and asked, "Is it finished peeling?"

Zhao Zhongzhen had a fishy smell on his body. He raised his hand and smelled it, and said with a bitter face: "I don't know if I can clean it when I get home. Also, those stripping hands are human semen. They can even see what someone vomited and assert that someone's family is in excellent condition."

"Of course they are human spirits."

Those who are not talented have been dealt with at the bottom of society have long been dealt with.

The so-called "car and ship shop" foot teeth should be killed even if you are innocent, but these people are mentioned.

Zhao Zhong saw that he was leisurely and asked, "How should I start with this?"

Chen An rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't worry, I'll talk about it after checking the account."

Zhao Zhongzhen felt that he was too optimistic: "I'm afraid that there will be no problem in checking the accounts, right?"

Chen An nodded and said in praise: "I definitely can't find any problem. This is just a dead cow and a rotten horse. How much can it be corrupt? It's just a small greed, it's hard to check. But... as long as you start, the rest will naturally have a result."

"beginning?"

"right!"

Chen An said confidently: "The twelve people are all very boring people, find one to start..."

This was a plan he had prepared long ago, but after the morning passed, no one came.

Until noon, no one was seen coming from the head. Chen An laughed at himself: "It seems that someone's reputation is not enough!"

Zhao Zhongzhen felt that this method was too passive: "Brother Anbei, you should take the initiative."

Chen An felt that this was still the case, so he said, "You go and pass the message. The first one comes from the head, and he guarantees that he is not guilty."

This is a reward.

Zhao Zhongzhen still felt it was useless, but he still went to pass on the message.

As a future heir to the throne, Chen An asked him to do these jobs to be a bit eye-catching, and was then stabbed to Zhao Zhen.

"Removing the skin and cramps?"

"Yes, I've vomited."

Zhao Zhen couldn't help but lose his composure.

A dead cow and a rotten horse!

You don't have to see it with your own eyes, just imagine it and feel disgusting.

But Chen An actually asked Zhao Zhongzhen to do it, his heart was really cruel.

Chen Zhongheng also felt that Chen An was too cruel and said, "Didn't that young man offend Chen An?"

Zhao Zhen shook his head and said with a complicated expression: "This is to let him understand the people's sentiment! Those who are emperors who do not know the people's sentiment will make jokes about not eating meat. Only by knowing the people's sentiment can they be targeted..."

Chen Zhongheng said in surprise: "Is that a good thing?"

"Of course it's a good thing."

Zhao Zhen said with a sigh: "At that time... my father had no time and was still stubborn, so no one taught me."

It’s not that Zhenzong has no time, but has completely become a stubborn madman.

He thought he was a famous king for all ages, so he held a great ceremony and made the Song Dynasty, which was originally considered rich, half-remembered. Most of the responsibility for redundant officials and redundant expenses lies with Zhenzong.

Zhao Zhen was the only son and his father was an emperor with some problems, so he felt lonely in childhood and youth. However, Zhao Zhongzhen had a good teacher and friend by his side, which made him a little envious.

"If I had a few good teachers and friends back then, I would not have been suppressed by the Queen Mother for so long."

As soon as Zhenzong left, Zhao Zhen was still young, so Liu E covered the sky with one hand...

These are the secrets of the royal family. Chen Zhongheng felt weak when he heard this, and couldn't help but say pitifully: "Officials, I haven't heard anything."

Zhao Zhen said angrily: "I don't need to kill someone to silence me!"

Chen Zhongheng was just a little joking, just wanted to make him feel relaxed, but when he heard this, he smiled and said, "The official is kind."

"Good!"

Zhao Zhen frowned slightly and said, "The horse stripping seems inconspicuous, but after going to check the two people, they were so dirty that they were covered in dust... People say that the lower-level officials are as slippery as oil, which is the proof. Chen An's starting point is too high and he has no experience as an official below. I am afraid that he can't stand the means of those officials..."

Chen Zhongheng was stunned and said, "Officials, I think... I think those officials will be in trouble."

That boy Chen An is very cruel, those officials are tragic and scammers with him...

Chen Zhongheng seemed to have seen a tragedy happening.

Zhao Zhen glanced at him and said, "Why did Han Qi ask Chen An to go? It's just to see his joke. Unless it is thunderous, it will be difficult."

Han Qi really felt it was difficult, and he was sneering in the Political Affairs Hall.

"If you don't kill the literati and officials, this is indulgence. Those officials are fearless. Is it a big deal to strip horse affairs? It's just a small matter. I asked Liu Zhan to go because this person has no ability, so he was just finding something for him to do. As for Chen An, let's see."

He picked up the teacup and looked at the memorial on the table with his eyes fixedly. The confidant next to him said, "Mr., since it's not a big deal, then Chen An can do it!"

Han Qi took a sip of hot tea, sighed comfortably, and said, "You don't understand. He is young and ambitious. He always wants to fight the Northern Expedition, and always wants to innovate the Song Dynasty... It's good to be young! I was so stupid when I was young... I was woken up during the Qingli period."

The confidant suddenly realized: "In other words, since he claims to be a reformist, he will have to solve this problem when he encounters such a person?"

Han Qi nodded and said, "Since Zhao Zong is actually the candidate for the prince, the people around him will naturally fall into everyone's eyes. It's fine if others are not. Chen An... is hated! So with this opportunity, everyone is waiting to see jokes. If he can't solve this matter, the reputation will be very bad. Next time the official wants to promote him, those people will naturally have something to say..."

The incompetent people still want to be promoted? Officials, are you twitching?

The confidant said admiringly: "The villain said that Chen An has many enemies, but why do everyone sit and watch him freely? It turns out that he is waiting here!"

Han Qi put down the teacup and said lightly: "What do you think? When Zhao Zongshi enters the palace, wait... by then, Chen An will be a close minister. In another ten years, this person will begin to show his strength. We are old, who can control him?"

Chen An was too fierce in his work and did not know how to be an official with Guangchen at all. While causing him a lot of opponents and trouble, he gradually became an alternative in the officialdom.

Liu Zhan was the dead soul under his sword, which made many officials very upset and submitted memorials to impeach Chen An and demanded severe punishment.

But Zhao Zhen came to investigate without any evidence.

So everyone was waiting, waiting for Liu Zhan to wake up.

But Liu Zhan's situation was sometimes better and sometimes worse, and the imperial doctor could not determine when he would wake up, so everyone temporarily turned their attention to the external horse stripping service.

...

Chen An spent the first day dozing off.

"No one comes from the head?"

Chen An stood up and stretched, feeling his energy spreading, which was extremely comfortable.

Zhao Zhongzhen was dazed by the side and said angrily: "No one comes, no one is there. Also, those people have already gone to the yamen."

No one takes you, the "instructor" seriously!
To be continued...
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