Chapter 192: Joining the Alliance(3/3)
Looking at Gu Xiechen in horror, Youyou exclaimed: "Cannibals? Great gods! It's too scary... But your motherland is a three-star civilization at the very least, right?"
The corners of her mouth drooped, Youyou looked at Gu Xiechen pitifully and sighed: "Don't embarrass me, okay? Every office of the Star Alliance has the power to register a new civilization, but you can't always register it.
What was done was outrageous! A citizen of a one-star civilization was running around in a first-class battleship that could only be owned by a four-star or above civilization, and even participated in a war in a four-star civilization. What do you think of the Supreme Council of the Star Alliance?
Is it possible to believe it?”
"I am a special case! I swear on my brother's soul that I am a special case!" Gu Xiechen swore on Gu Juechen's soul again, and Youyou rolled her eyes again.
Gu Xiechen laughed dryly and said: "My battleship was not made by myself, I was lucky enough to pick it up in the wilderness!"
Youyou's mouth opened wide. He rolled his eyes and looked at Gu Xiechen. After a long time, he finally managed to say: "You are so shameless!"
After swimming quickly in the water tank for a while, Youyou shouted loudly: "Okay, let me ask you, even if you picked up that battleship, how did you learn to drive that battleship?"
Gu Xiechen clapped his hands hard, and said with a sad face: "The super-brain on that battleship taught me all the knowledge I need. It turned me from a primitive man who drank hair and blood to a
A civilized man with a great deal of knowledge.”
"Oh my god, you are so shameless!" Youyou shouted angrily: "Then, how did you learn the original energy cultivation method?"
Gu Xiechen said quickly: "That super computer knows everything!"
"Your shamelessness surprises me!" Youyou screamed: "Then those eight thousand of your subordinates!"
Gu Xiechen looked at Youyou kindly: "I am a good teacher, and those combat armors are also military supplies that are already on the battleship."
"I have no words to describe your shamelessness!" Youyou shouted angrily: "So, who are the crew members on the battleship? Why did they crash in your motherland? Why did that super computer teach you all kinds of knowledge?
Why? Why? Why? There are too many reasons to explain!”
"The owners of the battleship are a group of subjugated soldiers. Their motherland was destroyed. They drove the battleship to protect the last blood of their kingdom and fled to the vast universe. However, when passing by our planet, the person they were loyal to died in an accident. Those proud people
The loyal soldiers did not complete their mission, so they committed suicide. As for the super computer, oh, sorry, it is the crystallization of the highest technology in that country, and it has developed emotions similar to human beings."
Without blinking an eye, Gu Xiechen opened his mouth and told Youyou a long list of nonsense legends.
"Fortunately, the anthropomorphic emotion generated by that super brain was a pregnant girl. She fell in love with me, so she taught me everything she knew!"
With a deep sigh, Gu Xiechen looked at Youyou affectionately and said, "You must ask me where he went... This question is easy to explain. Through his education, I learned the laws of the Star Alliance.
I knew that electronic life was not allowed, so I... I destroyed it with my own hands."
Sighing deeply again, Gu Xiechen said sadly: "So, I am the only outlier in our motherland. I inherit a civilization that far exceeds the civilization level of my motherland. My motherland is really only one-star level, and
For the sake of my motherland, I have worked hard to travel across the sea of stars, striving to make my motherland quickly..."
"Enough, enough!" Youyou impatiently interrupted Gu Xiechen's nonsense, and said angrily: "In the end, you just don't want other members of the Star Alliance to know the space coordinates of your motherland. You
There is no need to make up such a terrible story to deceive me! You don’t need that damn Civilization Protection Act, I have a way for you to successfully circumvent the requirement that all civilizations must register the space coordinates of their home planet..."
Youyou looked at Gu Xiechen angrily: "You see, this is the difference between professional and unprofessional. I have reasonable means for you to avoid this, but you know some crooked ways."
Gu Xiechen smiled, rummaged around in his wide sleeves for a while, and slowly took out twenty fist-sized water-attribute crystals and placed them in front of him.
"Oh, great god~" Youyou sighed, and he exclaimed: "You want to bribe me?"
"No, this is the consulting fee!" Gu Xiechen said with a smile: "This is a bribe!"
About two thousand pieces of water attribute crystals flew out from Gu Xiechen's sleeves and piled up into a hill on the ground in front of the water tank. Gu Xiechen pointed at the crystals and said with a smile: "Look, this is a bribe!
"
Youyou's body started to tremble, and he stammered: "Bringing Star Alliance officials is a serious crime!"
Gu Xiechen said nonchalantly: "Fuck the law, aren't you willing to accept my bribe?"
Youyou gritted his teeth and cursed angrily: "Fuck the law, who says I don't accept it? With these raw energy stones, my strength will definitely surpass that of my brother, and I may become the successor of the family.
..Laws? Oh, fuck Covenant laws and regulations, I don’t care about that.”
With a 'chirp' sound, a medium-sized robot strode over and quickly carried away the crystal stone that Gu Xiechen took out.
The low sound of water sounded, and a personal terminal super computer in the water tank slid in front of Youyou. Two blue lights shot out of Youyou's eyes and shone on the super computer. He asked loudly: "Then, let's start working for your motherland now.
That terrible country called the Earth Federation should compile a reliable file...his name!"
"Earth Federation!" Gu Xiechen replied seriously.
"Number of administrative stars!"
"One!"
"Total population!"
"Five billion!"
"Civilization level!"
"One star, of course, is one star, but we are a race with strong potential. We are likely to break through the limitations of the two-star civilization and enter the space era in the short term!"
"Oh my God, this is the most evil thing I have ever done!" Youyou suddenly shouted: "Your purpose is not the Civilization Protection Act, hell, I was deceived by you, your purpose is to promote low-level civilization
Reward Act'! Oh, my God, you are too shameless and greedy, do you want to occupy an administrative star in the spiral star field openly?"
Gu Xiechen just pursed his lips and smiled without saying a word.
As a qualified profiteer, exploiting legal loopholes is one of the most basic qualities. Gu Xiechen has studied various laws and regulations of the Star Alliance for several days. He knows that the Earth Federation can gradually grow from a one-star civilization.
What a profitable thing it is. Why don’t you want this kind of free profit?
The Star Alliance has too many preferential bills for those low-level civilizations that are willing to work hard to improve!
Looking at Youyou who looked unhappy, Gu Xiechen smiled happily.
Not long after, a registration document for a one-star civilization was sent to the main control supercomputer at the Star Alliance headquarters.
Just as Gu Xiechen expected, one-star civilization is really nothing in the Star Alliance. This document was casually handled by several Star Alliance staff members, and then thrown into a certain place that no one paid attention to all year round.
In the file, this means that the Earth Federation has officially become a member of the Star Alliance.
After finishing this matter, Gu Xiechen quickly said goodbye to His Excellency Youyou, who looked constipated, and boarded a battleship grandly to rush to Fuya Ming, who was waiting on Doko Star.
On the way, Gu Xiechen secretly left the battleship, and Mo Liqing transformed into his appearance to make peace with Fuya Ming.
Queen Fuya Pluto's state visit journey officially begins.
Chapter completed!