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Federal News Channel 5:

The latest news from our station is that the leader of the Ninth Main Regiment of the Sacred Unicorn Mercenary Group, the largest mercenary group in the federation, died unexpectedly. The federal police are investigating the cause of death.

Holy Unicorn Mercenary Group Secret File No. 2373-514:

Report on the investigation results into the cause of death of James Lane, leader of the Ninth Main Chapter and True Innate Fighter.

James Lane was drunk, and the road slipped after a rain and fell into the sewer of the construction site. He was accidentally penetrated by a steel bar in the valley road and died accidentally.
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