I stood at the door, my eyes rolled and I racked my master's brain. I thought about it and finally thought that what she wrote was a floppy, but she definitely liked love poems. I recited a few love poems for her to make her happy.

But I never watch love TV series, ah, poetry? Not to mention it.

Fortunately, there is a teacher in this world called search engine. I immediately secretly searched with my mobile phone. In order to show that it is more cultural, I searched for "Ancient Love Poems" and then came out a bunch of them!

I chose two songs from them and felt better, so I took advantage of my courage to walk towards Jiang Xi step by step.

I walked to her carefully, gently, imitating the feeling of the hero in the TV series giving the heroine a romantic hug behind her, then lowered her head and lay down in her ear, deliberately hoarsely with an emotional magnetic voice.

"Wife! Don't be angry, don't cry anymore, do you know? When you cry, my heart, liver, spleen and lungs will hurt!" The most important thing is that I can't coax my wife to the point of being distressed!

"Wife, be good! In this world, I don't like any other woman except you. Really, if you don't cry, I will recite a love poem for you. If one song doesn't work... I will recite two songs!"

Jiang Xi reached out to wipe her tears, ignored me, but did not object.

I think since I didn't say anything, it's just that I want to hear it, right? No matter what.

While I hugged her, I secretly turned on my phone with her back. When she wanted to turn to look at me, I immediately pressed her head with my chin and recited it loudly, ""Bodhisattva Man"

Make all your wishes in front of the pillow, and wait for the green mountains to rot. The scales and hammers are floating on the water until the Yellow River is completely dry.

The sun is ginseng in the morning, and the Beidou returns to the south. If you stop, you will not be able to stop. Let's wait for the third update to see the sun."

The moment I finished memorizing my poem, Jiang Xi suddenly turned to look at me. I immediately put my phone away, looked at her seriously and asked, "Wife, are you happy?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

She suddenly smiled so crazy.

I, "...". I regretted reciting this poem.

"Oh, Jiangdong, Jiangdong, I have known you for so many years, but I didn't expect you, a rotten wood that cannot be carved, and the mud cannot support the wall, and a day to recite poems for me? It was so shocking to me! For a moment, I thought I had a husband!"

I, "...", the more I talked, the less I felt!

"Then aren't you angry with me?"

"If you recite another song for me, I won't be angry!"

"Turn your face!" I can't recite it, I can only read it.

She was quite obedient and turned around immediately.

"The evil! I want to know you, and my life will never fade away. There are no mountains, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunder shook, summer rain and snow, and heaven and earth are united, so I dare to die with you!"

While carrying it, I pressed my right face against her cheek, tilted my head to get close to her, and at the same time I saw the text on my phone naturally. Although this action is a bit difficult, it can still be done.

When I read the last word, I found that she was about to turn her head and look at it. I immediately turned around and faced her. What about her lips? Of course, it was also a match. I met and didn't take the opportunity to kiss her. I haven't kissed her for a long time and I'm almost becoming a monk.

After the kiss ended, I quickly said in a voice that coaxed her, "Wife, don't be angry with me. I will definitely follow your instructions strictly with behavior in the future. I will never contact Chen Tingxia again."

Jiang Xi suddenly lowered her head and muttered in a low voice, "I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with myself!"

I quickly said, "Why are you angry with yourself? You did nothing wrong!" I cannot miss any opportunity to exert the spirit of a fart spirit.

"Cough!" Jiang Xi sighed, "When I went to the supermarket to buy vegetables today, I was cheated of two hundred yuan. I was so angry!"

"Ah? There is still such a thing?"

My voice suddenly became a little uncontrollable and cheerful. First of all, two hundred dollars is not much. Yes, I am a little fat now. I don’t care much about two hundred dollars. What I care more about is that Jiang Xi, a smart person, was cheated of someone? Then can I regard this as her lifelong braid? If she says I am stupid one day, I can also say, how can you be cheated of two hundred dollars by being smart?

With such a small thought in my heart, but I pretended to be serious and big pig's hooves on my face, I asked gently and considerately, "Wife, what's going on? Why are you cheated?"

Jiang Xi was unprepared and lowered her eyes and explained to me silently.

"When I went to the supermarket, I saw a boy as old as sixteen or seventeen years old at the entrance of the supermarket. He was kneeling in the corner and cried, crying with tears in his eyes. There was a big sign in front of him. The content on the sign was: My father was sick, my mother ran away, I had no money to go to school, so I asked a kind brother, sister, uncle, and aunt to help me. I want to raise money to see my father. I can't read the book, but my father's illness must not be ignored..."

Jiang Xi said while crying, "I saw that young man crying so sadly, and his nose and tears flowed downwards with snot and tears. I thought to myself, what a filial child, I was soft-hearted and threw two hundred yuan into the beggar basin. Ah... Why am I so stupid! Oh... Two hundred yuan, one-third of my attendance is gone, which means I have written a manuscript of 40,000 words in vain, and converted into steamed buns worth 50 cents each, and I can buy 400 yuan! Ah..."

I originally wanted to laugh, but seeing her crying so sadly, I couldn't bear to laugh anymore, so I hugged her in my arms and stroking her back.

"Don't cry, don't cry, wife, we are fat now, and we don't care about those four hundred steamed buns. If you are too sad and crying will ruin your body, it's not worth it!"

"Woo... You don't understand, I'm not willing to give up. My sister Xi is so smart, she actually cheated her kid of a 16 or 17-year-old boy. I can't accept this fact? Two hundred yuan is also money, and flies are also meat! What's more, it's not the meat of a fly, but the meat of my body. It was taken down by someone with his fingernails. Although it won't hurt my muscles, I will also hurt my skin! Can I be willing? Can I not cry?"

"Wife, how did you know that you were cheated?" Most people don't know about this kind of thing even if they were cheated!

"Oh, don't mention it, I'm so cowardly. When I went to the supermarket, I went from the south road. When I came back, I walked the north road. Then I found that when I went, I met the young man who asked for money. When I came back, I met a young man who asked for money with the same style."

"Can you change the place alone?" I asked hurriedly.

"No, I stood in front of the young man and watched for a long time, not even twins, but the brand is twins, and it seems that they were written by one person, oh..."

When she said this, she cried even more severely. I think she must have been crying by herself.

I also wanted to get her back and asked, "Maybe it's two brothers in the family, and the same father might be sick, so it's normal for him to not look like him..."

"Ah...if that's the case, the question is, who can have about ten brothers of sixteen or seventeen years old..."

"What's the meaning?"

"I went all the way and met a dozen young men with the same style of money, ah... If I didn't know I was cheated, I would be a fool!"

When I heard this, I started to get angry. How could there be such a blatant liar in broad daylight, let alone lying to my smart wife.

"Then didn't you call the police? It looks like a gang of liars!" I said indignantly.

Jiang Xi sobbed and said, "I was originally considering calling the police, but before I reported it, a policeman came to arrest people. More than a dozen young men were arrested. I walked up to the police and asked, "I was cheated of two hundred yuan by them just now. Can I return the two hundred yuan to me?"

"What did the police say?" Intuition wouldn't be that easy.

"The police said that this money is considered a stolen goods. If I want to claim it back, I must first go to the police station with them to assist in the investigation. There must be evidence to prove that the money is mine. I thought about it and let it go. I should help with the investigation or something. I have to go to the police station to be interrogated. Don't make you slut. I can't take it out! I can only admit that I'm unlucky, wu... But the more I think about it, the more cowards I feel, the more frustrated I feel, so I'm just late today and my phone is out of battery, wu..."

Seeing that she was still very sad, I was so anxious that I scratched my heart. While patting her on the back, I comforted her, "Wife, don't be too sad. It's not worth it for the sake of two hundred yuan. What's more, you don't say it often. If you are kind, you will definitely get good rewards!"

She raised her head and blinked, "This is what I often advise others, but when it is my turn to be deceived, I will still be sad! I will be unwilling to accept it!"

"Wife, there is nothing unwilling to accept it. You give them money because you have this kindness, and God can see your kindness, and those liars, God also knows that God will punish them for you, so you don't have to worry about whether you have been deceived. As long as you know, God will remember your merits and reward you, that's enough! Didn't you say? God's greatest gift to good people is to make them good people, and the greatest punishment to bad people is to make them bad people. Good people will eventually be rewarded, and bad people will eventually perish!"

Perhaps what I said once, walked into her heart, and she suddenly rolled her eyes, as if she felt enlightened.

She suddenly laughed and said, "Oh my husband! You are so good at teaching. You even know how to use the chicken soup I made to me, but it's not very new!"

I smiled and hugged her tightly in my arms, put my chin on her shoulder and said, "Zhao'er is not in Xin, just use it!"

"Hahahaha! Husband, you are so nice!" She touched my arm, so gentle and intimate!

"Wife, you are good too!" I hugged her tighter and kissed her in the face.

What a great atmosphere that made people excited, she said again, "Hello and I, it's really good for everyone! Please identify xx kidney treasure!"

"puff!"

In an instant, the beautiful atmosphere disappeared, and it was not good to have an inappropriate wife!

…………

I didn't have to go to the company the next day. Since the work was done well the day before, I had no tasks on that day, so I felt relieved.

Jiang Xi was still typing in the bedroom, and I quietly walked behind her to see what she was writing.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't look at it, just look at it...

It turned out that she was chatting with readers Shuiqun again, and while she was in Shuiqun, she also chatted with several windows alone.

A window just popped up and I saw the words on it.

"Sister Xixi! Call Sister Xixi, I want to ask you something. Will you beat me to death when you beat me? Why do my wife always beat me to death?"

I,"……".

Jiang Xi immediately replied: "I slapped Jiangdong in the face. I once thought about beating him to death. Later, I thought about it. Forget it, one is that I was not willing to let it go, and the other is that my weaknesses and problems are all! Even if I beat him to death, I can't change it."

Me, "..." Who knows what I think! But I still have to thank my wife for not beating me! Compared to that buddy, I am so dark! I am so happy!

Then I saw that she moved the window to a group chat state.

I saw someone ask, "Sister Xixi, do you have a partner to introduce me? Singles are so lonely!"

"Sister Xixi! Your writing is so good, so real. I like it very much, it is not false at all. By the way, I am a girl and I also like this article you wrote!"

Jiang Xi immediately asked, "Are you really a girl?"

"Yes, yes, I'm a girl."

A bunch of information immediately came down below to flood the screen.

"Which city are you in, girl?"

"How old are you, girl?"

"Girl, don't pay attention to them. I am the real single and good young man. They are all old men!"

"Sister, look at me, look at me!"

Didn’t! The girl has quit the group!

This guy, there are so many wolves and fewer meat! It's so scary.

Did, another new member came.

"I heard that this group sends my wife! I'll get one!"

Puff! What kind of readers are these? Is it because the author is not serious, even readers who read her are infected with the genes of inappropriateness?
To be continued...