"We haven't been to you, auntie. Don't say that we are all simple children. We can't sing or play when we go. Let's talk about our jobs. We want to work overtime in the company twenty-four hours a day. How can we have time to go out to play? Are you an aunt?"

It's true that he is a real brother! I was so scared that I was sweating coldly.

Zhou Qiang often goes to those places to play. If he tells all his experiences about it, I can guarantee that Jiang Xi’s mother will definitely press on my head.

Fortunately, there is no danger!

Yang Xiaojun seemed to have realized the severity of the atmosphere, and glanced at everyone with a small look, stopped laughing, and silently lowered his head to eat.

Jiang Xi's mother was very cunning and swept the expression on each of us, then said with a smile, "Xiao Yang, come and drink the soup, let me tell you, this sauerkraut and oyster soup is particularly nourishing!"

I thought to myself, it is not a good thing if they make up too much!

Yang Xiaojun drank very fragrantly, and was drinking vigorously, when Jiang Xi's mother spoke again.

"Oh, Xiao Yang, let me ask you something. Recently, there seems to be a popular word among you young people, "What is the name "picking up corpse". What does this word mean? You can explain it to me!

As the danger came, Yang Xiaojun's nerves were tense instantly. A mouthful of soup stuck in his throat and he couldn't swallow it well, which made him cough.

Jiang Xi's mother hurriedly massaged his back, "Oh, you kid, why are you so anxious to drink?"

I want to tell Jiang Xi’s mother that he was not drunk in a hurry, but was scared that your level of digging holes is getting higher and higher.

"Cough cough cough!" After enough coughing, Yang Xiaojun glanced at me in the aftermath. I immediately tightened my skin. The corner of his lips smirked, and then said to Jiang Xi's mother, "Auntie, I'm drinking soup. You suddenly lifted the body and scared me. Isn't it the work of the crematorium workers doing?"

Jiang Xi's mother had elite eyes, but her face calmly said, "Oh? No!"

Yang Xiaojun was stunned, "No? Whose family's ancestral tomb was dug up? The body was picked up?"

Puff! I gave Yang Xiaojun a thumbs up in my heart, and his answer was full marks.

Jiang Xi's mother finally sighed, "Forget it, you programmers are too old-fashioned, and you are not as fashionable as me, an old woman."

"Auntie, what do you mean by... picking up a corpse?"

Yang Xiaojun is still in a state of sacrificing, looking like a simple and curious baby who breaks the casserole and asks the truth.

Jiang Xi's mother was stunned and hesitated for a moment and said, "Oh, since you don't know, I won't say it anymore. It's not a good word anyway! Eat and have a meal!"

Zhou Qiang and Yang Xiaojun quickly lowered their heads and ate hard, and this time they didn't dare to talk to Jiang Xi's mother anymore.

It’s a meal! That’s really “White Mom is not a thing in the pond, but when she meets Zhou Yang, she turns into spirits; laughter and talk, sing and sing, and Zhou Yang will swim in shallow water, success and failure will be Zhou Yang!”

I sent Zhou Qiang and Yang Xiaojun out. Before I arrived at the intersection, neither of them said a word, with no expression on their faces. It was obvious that they were holding their big fucks!

Sure enough, when he arrived a little far away from Jiangxi's house, Zhou Qiang couldn't hold it anymore. As if he was suddenly stimulated, he raised his hands above his head and shouted fiercely, "God, the earth, it's so scary. Jiangdong's mother-in-law is really scary, but why are we so happy? Which angel sister gave us this tone, hahahaha!"

Yang Xiaojun was also possessed by a great dancer, dancing while singing: "You shoot one, I shoot one, my mother-in-law is a big drama artist; you shoot two, I shoot two, Xiu'er can't turn over in her whole life, you shoot three, I shoot three, happiness is not that easy, you shoot four, I shoot four, I shoot four, who will the heaven spare?"

OK! The last sentence was sang by him the momentum of Wen Tianxiang's sacrifice of his life for the country, "Leave a loyal heart to shine in history."

I "...", speechless.

"So happy! So happy! I finally got balanced!"

"You take a photo and I take a photo... Xiaodong is a slut!"

Like two mentally retarded, they shook their heads and walked towards the subway station, but I still thought they were quite fun. No matter how they dissipated me behind their backs, weren’t they always protecting me from eternal life in front of Jiang Xi’s mother?

Haha! Good brother, brother for life!

When I got home, I deliberately stood at the door for a while, wanting to hear what happened to her mother in the house.

Sure enough, hum! Her mother called Jiang Xi again.

"I'll tell you Jiang Xi, yes, he brought two male colleagues back. How dare he bring female colleagues? I won't tear him..."

I helped the sweat on my forehead at the door and prayed silently in my heart, hoping that Jiang Xi would never be like her when she got old.

"It's okay, I think it's okay. I slightly tested it and felt that they are not the kind of messy children. This person, if you want to know who he is, you have to understand more from his side. Look at what kind of friends he makes, I tell you, one thing is right, isn't it a good thing to say, birds of birds of birds gather together, fish flock to find fish, Gada fish flock to Gada fish, turtles and turtles can become friends! Alas, it's not right..."

Her mother's words came to an abrupt end, and she felt like the wind was about to change. I was now subconsciously tense like a conditioned reflex.

She heard her voice again, "Jiang Xi, did you think he colluded with two brats in advance tonight and did it? In fact, they have been to all places and know what it means to pick up corpses. They deliberately pretended to be like good babies? It's possible! No, I have to try Jiangdong again the next day."

For the second time, I wiped the sweat from my forehead silently.

"Oh, I won't tell you anymore. I guess Jiangdong is coming back. It's not good if he hears it. I'm dead!"

I really admire her mother's intuition. It was probably the time was over. What I didn't expect was that while hanging up the phone, she walked towards the door softly. When I realized that I was not good, her mother had already opened the door.

Me, "...", I looked left and right with awkward look on my face, and I really hoped that I would have magic: I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me!

"What are you doing? Eavesdropping on me?" Her mother looked cold and she was full of Northeast accent, looking particularly scary... No, it's like watching Zhao Benshan's sketch!

"Haha, no, Auntie, I just walked to the door, and my colleagues pulled me to chat for a while. They all praised you for being young and beautiful, and they all said that Jiang Xi looked very much like you!"

I couldn't find any new words to mess with her, and it just happened to use what Zhou Qiang and the others said, but it didn't seem fake.

Jiang Xi's mother seemed to believe it, opened the door and let me in. While going back to the room, she said happily, "Of course, Jiang Xi is my biological daughter, how can she not be like it? As the saying goes, a dragon gives birth to a dragon, a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and a monkey is born to climb a tree!"
Chapter completed!