Time goes back to August 8, 2020.

It's Saturday.

Ding Xiaoshuai’s sixth birthday.

Shuai Zhe's ex-wife Ding Yao is a 35-year-old workaholic and is the deputy president of the Youth Lake Branch of Fujiang Bank.

On his son's birthday, President Ding rarely took a day to accompany his son to the amusement park for a day of fun.

Go home tonight.

After having birthday cake with my son.

Ding Yao buried his head in the study and sorted out her messy bank audit forms.

Shuai Zhe plays with the child alone.

Play until almost nine o'clock.

A tragedy happened.

Shuai Zhe stuffed a whole big duck pear into his mouth and couldn't take it out anymore. Embarrassing...

This is the thing.

Ding Xiaoshuai always asked Shuaizhe why the light bulb could be stuffed into his mouth but could not be taken out.

After Shuai Zhe searched the Internet for professional explanations, he gave his son a popular science.

But the naughty child felt sceptical and didn't seem to understand it very much.

His little eyes exposed the little Jiujiu in his belly.

This kid will definitely try to stuff a light bulb into his mouth while there is no one.

He has done a lot of such things before.

Shuai Zhe cannot let this tragedy happen repeatedly in his son.

So he decided to use his own way to teach his son what he could not do with vivid cases.

He wasn't so stupid that he used a real light bulb to stuff it into his mouth.

Instead, I found a pear with a similar shape to a light bulb to do the experiment.

Before putting it in, Shuai Zhe wittically peeled the pear skin.

The peeling is particularly thick, so that the bare duck pear will become very small.

Shuai Zhe felt that he had a big mouth.

Although it is not as big as the Wang Dalu that can eat children.

But it should be easier to put a skinned duck pear and then take it out?

Shuai Zhe's plan was to stuff the pear into his mouth and then pretend that he couldn't take it out of the acting, scaring his son, so as to avoid the urge to stuff a light bulb into his mouth.

The tragedy happened like this...

The small-looking duck pear proved that Shuai Zhe's mouth was not much bigger than it.

After this thing was stuffed into Shuai Zhe's mouth, it was jammed by his upper and lower jaws.

Shuai Zhe realized something was wrong at that time.

Oral pictures of popular science on the Internet flashed through his mind.

A not-so-good feeling quickly condensed in his heart.

I don't have time to act for my son.

Shuai Zhe grabbed the pear tail and tried to pull the pear out, but he could no longer pull it out.

He opened his mouth hard, wide to the limit, but he still couldn't pull it out.

This thing is like a nail house, and it will not leave after entering his mouth.

Soon, a large amount of saliva and pear juice mixture spilled out of Shuai Zhe's mouth, which made him deeply suspicious of life.

Ding Xiaoshuai looked around and laughed wildly, and his nose bubbles popped out several times.

The more the child laughs, the more anxious Shuai Zhe becomes.

His cheeks were sore that he couldn't close his upper and lower jaws!

Exercise force on your hand.

"Bang."

The pear tail was pulled off unexpectedly.

Looking at the little black stick pinched between your fingers.

Shuai Zhe really wants to take it with him.

But this is not the most tragic.

After throwing the pear tail, Shuai Zhe used his finger to pick the pear in his mouth.

I accidentally pushed the mixture of saliva and pear juice into my throat.

Shuai Zhe was about to breathe in at that time.

All the mixture was sucked into his lungs in one mouthful.

It felt like drowning suffocating.

He almost died on the spot because he was so worried.

Shuai Zhe jumped up like a conditioned reflex, slapped his chest and coughed to save himself, trying to cough out the liquid in his throat.

But there was a duck pear in his mouth, and he couldn't even cough.

It was estimated that in just a few seconds, Shuai Zhe's eyes turned black.

Even if you die of anger, Shuai Zhe will be fainted.

He had never had a near-death experience before.

But at that time, the terrifying suffocation feeling of extreme hypoxia in the brain gave Shuai Zhe the idea of ​​"I may die."

Shuai Zhe is not afraid of death.

But I will end my 37-year-old life by being peeled.

Then he would be too wronged!

If he really dies like this, his epitaph will definitely write: Life should not be lost.

His life should not be lost.

Just when he was fucked by the pear in his mouth until his eyes turned black and almost fainted.

His son took action.

Seeing that Shuai Zhe was helpless, Ding Xiaoshuai finally stopped smiling.

He rushed up and jumped high to pat Shuai Zhe on the back.

While slapping, he shouted: "Mom, come! My dad is going to be choked to death by pears! Dad, don't die!"

After being beaten by his son, Shuai Zhe coughed violently for a few times, and his lung suffocation finally relieved.

But Shuai Zhe's appearance is still very painful.

His cheeks were almost cracked when he coughed, and his face was as embarrassing as purple eggplant.

Seeing Shuai Zhe like this, Ding Xiaoshuai thought his father hadn't recovered yet.

After slapping Shuai Zhe a few more times, he rushed out of the room like an arrow.

Run to the study opposite, opened the door and shouted at Ding Yao who was working under the desk lamp:

"Mom! What are you doing? My dad is going to choke to death by pear! Hurry up and save him! Woo woo! My dad is going to die!"

Ding Yao frowned, and a hint of displeasure appeared between his beautiful eyebrows.

She reluctantly put down her bank quarterly audit form.

He was dragged to the bedroom door by his son.

At this time, Shuai Zhe had already straightened his anger after a lot of trouble.

To prevent the mixture of saliva and pear juice from choking again.

Shuai Zhe sat honestly beside his son's bed, holding his knees with both hands, bent forward.

He lowered his head and let the saliva and pear juice drip along the corners of my mouth to the ground.

The juice was connected in the air into two transparent silks.

Looking at these two thin silks, Shuai Zhe endured humiliation and thought:

"I am a seven-foot man, why did I become such a coward by a peeled duck pear?"

humiliation!
Chapter completed!