239 Theoretical height
Park Jiankang didn’t know that there was another person in the history of the Miscellaneous Academy who had experienced an alternative exam.
If he knew, he would definitely strongly demand that it be used as a multiple-choice question to complete the challenge.
Because Park Kan always feels that he is lucky, and if he gives him a coin, he will be able to solve all the multiple-choice questions in the world. Many times he doesn't even need coins.
Questions and answer questions are always more difficult to answer than multiple-choice questions.
Especially after the answers he gave were rejected by Don Puding's well-founded veto, he racked his brains and didn't know what to call them.
Of course, he was also very dissatisfied. He didn't believe that Tang Puding could come up with any better title, after all, the two of them didn't know each other at all!
"Actually, it's very simple. The best name is often the simplest. You can call it dad or just call it dad!" Tang Puding looked at Park Kan's unconvinced face and calmly gave him the answer.
Park Jiankang was stunned and subconsciously muttered to himself: "Call Dad? What's the reason?"
"Hmph? Do you think it doesn't make sense? Then I'll tell you the reason. Don't you think that calling your father can directly cross the sensitive zone of relationship between men and women, instantly narrowing the distance between each other, warming up the scene, and the relationship will warm up in the process, and even sublimating! Do you dare to say that my explanation is unreasonable?"
Tang Puding raised his head slightly, looking at the sky at about 45 degrees. Because Park Kang was half a head shorter than him, and with the distance between the two, this posture just caused enough shock and pressure to the person on the other side, making people feel that this is indeed... Gao Ren is not refuted at all, and can only look up.
In fact, Park Health really thinks so.
It's indeed a return to nature!
It turns out that even if you pick up girls, the person in front of you is qualified to be his master. This title is really impressive...
After all, Park Kyung never thought that the title of father or father could be used in matters of men and women, and it could be used so naturally and appropriately, and the reason was so unrefutable. Unfortunately, no woman he liked appeared now, otherwise he would want to try it.
However, Park Kang was thinking more about this at this time, is this answer still hinting at him?
Especially the action that Tang Puding was so popular that he was so grateful to him at this time...
"You want me to call me your father? Actually, I know the old saying in your country: One day, one day, one day, one father, and we actually have similar words, so there are no psychological barriers at all!" Park Jiankang's eyes seemed to be shining.
It is unacceptable to call a father who is younger than him.
This made him very pleased and satisfied.
Although he may not have a biological son, many people are willing to call him father, which is probably a kind of compensation, or success?
A proud person must have his own unique temperament, but obviously Park Health has no temperament. If it were any Chinese, I would never have such an easy way to call those two words. But Tang Puding was very satisfied with Park Health's unique temperament without temperament.
It would be great if his father could be so enlightened...
He has called Tang Dazhuang "Dad" for many years. Why wouldn't he have to call himself "Dad"?
"Haha, OK, I decided to accept you as my apprentice. When I look back, I will ask our department director to give you a quota for international students. If you have nothing to do, you can wait in the school first. I will arrange a dormitory for you by the way." Computer terminal::/
Don Puding smiled and patted Park Jiankang on the shoulder, pointed to the direction where the small building of the Miscellaneous Academy was located, and said happily.
"Oh, by the way, you need to prepare your tuition and accommodation costs in the future. There will be some subsidies, but you can't save the money you should pay." Tang Puding said seriously.
"Don't worry, master, students are not short of money!"
"Um?"
"Oh, Dad, the student is not short of money!"
"Haha, in the future, just call like this in places where no one is present. Let's just forget it in front of everyone."
He waved his hand with a smile. The satisfaction in his heart made Tang Puding feel better. He walked back to the dormitory and decided that the Chinese people in front of him should feel that the money would not be spent in vain.
"Although I don't know much about pretending, as the saying goes, one method is the way to understand all methods, so I can still talk to you a few words. First of all, there is a principle for doing this kind of thing. Pretending to do not earn a lot of benefits is to eat too much!"
On the way back to the small building of the Zao Academy, Tang Puding cherished time very much and directly began his earnest teachings.
Park Kang nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly felt that his level was indeed too low...
Therefore, if you show off, you must get rich benefits. You are indeed a god!
"Secondly, since you want to show off, you have to choose a good partner. You can't be too weak. Just like if you play a beggar and play chess, what can you do if you win? Of course, you can't be stronger than you. Showing your power in front of opponents who are too weaker than you, he can't experience your strength at all. If you have nothing to do, you will die miserably."
"Usually, a guy who likes to show off his power in front of the weak is stupid, and he still has some hope of saving. Even though he knows that the other person is stronger than you, he is going to hit him with a stingy head. That's not called pretending to be stupid, it's basically helpless."
"Master, what you said makes sense. You are indeed a master!" Park Jiankang couldn't help but exclaim.
Yes, he does like to humiliate Go enthusiasts on the Internet, but he really never thought that someone could raise these to a theoretical level...
The young man in front of him was indeed amazing.
Of course, just a few words won’t make Park Kang so devoted. The key is that combining the stories he just searched for Don Puding on the Internet can be enough to show that this guy has definitely applied these theories to reality!
When did he pretend to be in front of the whole world and not get rich benefits?
When did he choose the weak?
This discovery made Park Kang very excited. He felt that he had really made a bet this time. Fortunately, he turned around and left before getting off the plane. Just hearing these words was worth the round-trip flight ticket.
"So from what happened just now, we came to a conclusion that the stronger the other party, the more you feel comfortable to show off in front of him, and the more likely you to get enough profits. Then the question is, what if you really want to pretend to be in front of him who looks extremely powerful?"
"According to your surprise, find your advantages, aim at his disadvantages, and poke them without hesitation! This is the true meaning of defeating the strong with the weak. Obviously, you are not good enough and need to learn more. Since you have become a teacher, I will give you these methods in the future! But I see that you have a very good foundation and your future achievements will definitely be higher than me, so you must first suffer your will. Can you persist?"
"Yes! Don't worry, master! I'm the most hard-working!"
Chapter completed!