[Extra Volume 4 - It's not easy to smell the wind and it's not easy to get off the list(1/3)
"My father was laughing last night, but my mother kicked him out of bed!" Su Xiaotang happily shared with his friends about his father's embarrassment.
"Why?" Wanwan asked.
"Because of Uncle Xiaofenger and Aunt Jinger's affairs." Ye Chen turned over a page of the book and pretended to be serious, "Don't chat, write well."
Xiao Aoyue, who was writing seriously, looked up and smiled well, "Brother, you are also participating in the chat!"
Then, Su Xiaotang and Wanwan looked at each other, tacitly threw down their pen and turned around, threw Ye Chen down, and made a fuss. Xiao Aoyue carefully wrote the last word and got up to pull Wanwan.
Qin Xiaoyi, who came late today, was stunned when he entered the door, "Isn't class going to the day? Then I'll go back to sleep."
Ye Chen stood up with his younger brother and sister in his arms, and smiled and called Qin Xiaoyi back.
"Brother, my mother said, my father wants to be a matchmaker, what is a matchmaker?" Su Xiaotang asked in confusion.
"I know, I know! Moldy mother-in-law!" Wanwan raised her little hand.
Ye Chen coughed lightly, "Little sister, don't talk nonsense. Matchmaker is a profession. Generally, older women do this kind of thing, helping to match a couple together."
"A older woman? Uncle Susu is actually a mother-in-law?" Wanwan discovered the point.
In fact, Feng Buyi, Meng Yu, Song Qingyu and Su Tang were all determined to be her adoptive father before Wanwan was born.
After Wanwan learned to speak, he was actually taught to be an adoptive father, but a problem soon arises. Every time Wanwan calls him an adoptive father, the adoptive fathers present will fight for whom they call...
So Ye Ying spoke, treating everyone equally, and calling him uncle. The adoptive father is real, he has no name, and he is not convinced.
Su Tang was shocked by Boss Ye, so naturally the others had no objection.
Speaking of the current situation, after Ye Chen explained the matter with a few young people carefully, in order to give them an intuitive impression, he also picked up a pen to draw a painting for them.
It was Ye Chen who was taken out to play by Nangong Heng a few years ago and met a matchmaker on the stage.
It is slightly exaggerated and has heavy makeup, and the iconic one is the big black mole on the upper lip.
"Wow! So ugly!" Wanwan exclaimed.
Ye Chen smiled and said, "The matchmaker is just a profession, and there will be all kinds of different people to do this. The painting is just a matchmaker I saw on the stage. Maybe there is really this kind of thing, but most of it is not."
"Then Uncle Susu is so different! This won't work!" Wanwan shook her head, blinked her eyes, and Ye Chen knew that the little sister was going to "do bad things" again.
A quarter of an hour later.
Su Tang was holding his baby girl and was about to go to Ye Ling to talk to him, but when he saw Su Xiaotang running over with his little hand on his back.
"Aren't you in class? Have you finished writing?" Su Tang asked.
Su Xiaotang nodded, "Brother said, the weather is good today, and the get out of class will be terminated early."
Su Tang looked up at the dark clouds all over the sky. It felt either Ye Chen had a bad look or his son was talking lies, but of course, it didn't matter.
"Dad, squat down, I'll tell you a secret." Su Xiaotang said mysteriously.
Su Tang squatted down with her sleeping little daughter, and Su Xiaotang asked him to close his eyes again.
Su Tang closed his eyes and asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
Su Xiaotang showed off the charcoal pen behind her back, stepped forward, and carefully drew a big black dot on Su Tang's upper lip. After drawing, she took a step back, looked at her, and nodded, and felt that it looked very similar to the one she drew by her brother.
"Dad, you can open your eyes!" Su Xiaotang said.
Su Tang certainly felt it, especially Su Xiaotang was stupid. After finishing drawing, she forgot to throw down the charcoal pen in her hand. She held it up and looked at Su Tang with a silly smile.
"Sister Wanwan said, so that dad can be a matchmaker!" Su Xiaotang said with a smile.
Su Tang knew what he was like now without looking in the mirror.
Ye Chen walked over with a smile, hugged the little girl in Su Tang's arms, and stuffed Su Tang a pink handkerchief borrowed from Xiao Aoyue, "Uncle Su, you can start work!"
The children all gathered around and looked at Su Tang and kept laughing.
Wanwan clapped her little hands, "Uncle Su is so handsome!"
Su Tang:...A little ghost girl who is even more evil than a ghost girl, I believe in your evil spirit!
However, Su Nin, who never follows the ordinary path and does not make trouble, certainly would not choose to pull the children over and beat them up and then go back to wash their faces. That would be too boring, but...
The pink handkerchief was swung, the charming orchid fingers were pinched, the waist was swaying, and he turned around and looked back and smiled.
"Ah! My eyes!" Wanwan exclaimed.
Su Tang pinched his throat, "Look at this marriage, I will do my best to keep it smoothly for you, obediently, let them have a bridal chamber within three days, and carry two in three years. I'll go!"
After saying that, Su Tang flew up in a charming manner with a veil and headed to the other side of the lake.
"This marriage? What kind of marriage?" Qin Xiaoyi was confused.
"Of course it's Uncle Xiao Feng'er and Aunt Jing'er." Ye Chen smiled. Although he said that there was no sign of the eight characters and he should not talk nonsense, yesterday, the pair of eight characters had a thick stroke.
Next, the right time, place and people are in harmony, and it is difficult for this couple to fail to realize that they are not going to be able to finish. Anyway, Ye Chen looked at them, yesterday was really sparks and full of passion. It was the first time that the arrogant wind was not easily beaten so badly.
In the past, everyone in my family spoiled Feng Buyi and protected him very well. Even if he was one of the few people who went out to fight, he would have to let him play casually, and he would have the strongest support behind him. Yesterday's competition was really embarrassing for Feng Buyi.
So, how can I get the venue back? Ye Chen felt that Su Tang’s proposal yesterday was very good, and he was looking forward to it.
"Come back and write." Ye Chen called his students.
"I miss my brother, I'll go see me." Wanwan wanted to run away.
"My mother is calling me." Su Xiaotang wanted to leave.
"I'm so sleepy." Qin Xiaoyi, who was so sleepy all day, yawned a little.
Xiao Aoyue, who has completed today's schoolwork, hugged Wanwan with one hand and grabbed Su Xiaotang with the other, "Brother, I'll catch you!"
Then, Ye Chen carried Wanwan and Su Xiaotang, and Xiao Aoyue pulled Qin Xiaoyi and went back together to continue class.
On the other hand, Feng Buyi is having nightmares.
In the dream, a monster with green face and fangs was chasing him. He ran and ran away all night and didn't dare to look back. He felt that there was no sound behind him. He breathed a sigh of relief. When he looked back, he actually had a charming and beautiful face. He smiled at him gently and cutely. He shook his mind and a chilled back of his neck. It was the monster's claws!
Feng Buyi screamed and sat up straight from the bed, feeling creepy.
It was a dream. Feng Buyi breathed a sigh of relief. Then he opened his eyes and saw a face suddenly enlarged in front of him. A black matchmaker mole made his heart tremble!
"Ah!!!!" Feng Buyi screamed, punched Su Tang, and then was pressed onto the bed by Su Tang.
"Goun Bing!" Feng Buyi was going crazy. The years were not good. What kind of monsters and monsters were around him?!
Su Tang smiled ripplingly, and the pink handkerchief in his hand gently brushed Feng Buyi's face. Feng Buyi felt that he was not feeling well...
"Little Fengfeng, are you having a nightmare? Don't be afraid. Brother helps you find a wife, and you won't have time to have nightmares at night, hehe." A matchmaker mole and a small handkerchief infinitely encourage Su Tang's enthusiasm for making trouble. He felt that if he didn't match ten and eight pairs, he would be sorry for his cute appearance now.
Feng Buyi kicked Su Tang away, his face turned green with anger, "Immediately, get out of here immediately!"
Of course Su Tang would not get out of here. He didn't know what his face was and didn't need it.
"Little Fengfeng, come on, sit down, brother, analyze, sort out and plan for you. The children recommended me as the number one matchmaker in the mansion. I officially started construction today. I will go back now. It would be too embarrassing to give you some face!" Su Tang reached out to cool the wind.
Feng Buyi looked at Su Tang's current "honor" and stared at him, and suddenly burst into laughter, "Hahahaha! You are so ugly! But it's very suitable for you!"
Su Tang rolled his eyes resentfully, "What do you know? This is called professionalism!"
Feng Buyi was completely awake now. He didn't care about Su Tang's presence. He fetched water, washed, combed his hair and changed his clothes, and he was packed up, feeling a little hungry.
However, it was already past meal orders, and there was a food box on the table. Feng Buyi opened it casually... It was left with the carved carrot. The carved carrot was engraved on it, and the "Wen Buyi Feng Buyi Swallowed Brothers" was still very clear, and he ate everything else.
"This thing is good." Su Tang reached out and took the radish and handed it to Feng Buyi's mouth. "Come on, come on, chew a bite and put it on, let's continue talking."
Feng Buyi tilted his head, "Get out!"
Su Tang put the radish between the two of them and cleared his throat, "I am here to be a matchmaker. What do you think of Miss Wen Jing?"
Feng Buyi's mouth twitched. He wasn't really stupid. After Nangong Heng came yesterday, he knew that Ye Ling must have intentionally matched him and Wen Jing, which led to the farce that followed.
Of course, it doesn’t matter if you are embarrassed or not. It doesn’t matter if you are all your family. It’s fun to make everyone happy.
However, Feng Buyi thought about marrying a wife, but he just flashed his thoughts and ignored nothing afterwards, and he didn't really plan to do it.
"She can't do it." Feng Buyi said bluntly, "Did you see it? We are sworn brothers, how can we get married?"
Su Tang smiled, "The old saying is good. A junior girl is holding a gold brick. Look, isn't this a coincidence? Wen Jing is not much or too much, she is three years older than you! What are the sworn brothers? I used to call my wife a sister. It's all strategies. First, get close to her, let her relax her vigilance, and then, hehe..."
Feng Buyi knew very well about how Su Tang was so shameless that he won Meng Jing without any limit. Now that he heard Su Tang teach him his experience here, Feng Buyi only had one feeling, "I want shame, thank you."
"So, you have a thief heart, but you don't have a thief courage?" Su Tang asked.
Feng Buyi held his forehead, "What a mess? He didn't have any thief heart! Just, she and I have nothing!"
"Xiao Fengfeng, this one can be there." Su Tang patted Feng Buyi's shoulder, "Does you want to be a bachelor?"
"I don't." Feng Buyi shook his head. He thought it was good to marry a wife, and it was very good to be with him. Although he would still condemn Su Tang's shameless way of chasing his wife, the two of them were always willing to fight and the other was willing to be beaten and the other was willing to be beaten. As long as it had no impact on others, outsiders could not control it.
"Then why don't you start quickly? Otherwise, who are you looking for? Keep your eyes open and look at this mansion, how many unmarried girls are there? Wanyan You don't count. My wife said she really doesn't plan to find her again, just Wen Jing and Ye Xiaomei. Ye Xiaomei is so smart, with clear goals. She is sticky with Ye Xiaomei all day long. Then Wen Jing is the only one!" Su Tang said, "Oh yes, there is also my junior brother Xiao Chu's sister, but Chu Xiaomei is not yet an adult, so she can't be considered her!"
Feng Buyi hummed lightly, "Who said he must look for it in the mansion?"
"Or what if you think of meeting someone outside? Or would you ask the scumbag Baili to arrange a beauty pageant for you and gather the noble ladies from each family to choose whatever you want?" Su Tang asked back.
Feng Buyi frowned, "What the hell? I'm not the emperor."
But after thinking about it, he was not that outgoing. If he really fell to the point where he asked Ming or Ye Ying to arrange for him to go on a blind date with a lady from a noble family in Xiliang City...
So terrible! He felt that he was not as good as those proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and followed the rules and was gentle and elegant. He often had a noble girl from a complex family behind him. He always thought that he was a man from a martial arts world, yearning for freedom and unrestrained, and was protected too well by Nangong Heng and the Ye sisters over the years. He was not ignorant of human nature, but he didn't want to change himself and cater to compromise.
To be continued...