Chapter 195 The First Wulin Vocational Skills Competition (2)(1/2)
The third round is about to begin.
This professional skills competition did not take the usual path. The questions in both rounds were original and unexpected, which aroused everyone's interest. The six contestants stood on the ring, staring at Bai Xiaosheng, waiting for him to reveal the next
Wheel question.
Bai Xiaosheng took a look at the question and smiled, "The way of rivers and lakes is to use force to stop fighting. What is the most important thing for us people in rivers and lakes to walk in the world?"
After the first two rounds, no one could guess the answer.
Bai Xiaosheng said, "It is harmony that generates wealth, and harmony is the most precious thing! Therefore, the third round of the competition is called a gentleman who talks but does not use his hands."
Everyone in the audience laughed and said, "Why, the martial arts competition has turned into a debate competition?"
Bai Xiaosheng explained the rules, "Six people are divided into three groups. They catch pairs in pairs and stand in designated circles. No martial arts or violence is allowed, and no physical contact is allowed. Anyone who steps on the circle line or goes out of the circle will be judged as a loser.
.Limited to one stick of incense. If no one is out of the circle or both are out of the circle, both will be judged as losers!"
No use of martial arts or violence?
Does a gentleman speak with his words or not with his hands?
Is it possible to tell the other party with just one mouth? This is interesting.
"Start the drawing now!"
The six people began to draw lots, Bai Bufan drew Luo Zixiang, a disciple from Qingcheng, Tang San drew Yang Mei, a disciple from Emei, and Zhang Shang drew Chu Zhongtian, a disciple from Kongtong.
Three groups of people stood in a five-foot circle according to the rules.
Bai Xiaosheng said, "One stick of incense, let's start!"
There are three groups of six people, you look at me, I look at you, before you can digest it, the game has already started.
Kongtong Chu Zhongtian said, "Master Zhang, let's talk first?"
Zhang Shang yawned and said, "Please give in."
Chu Zhongtian refused to give in, Zhang Shou said, "If you touch me, we will both lose." He didn't care about Chu Zhongtian and just lay down. Chu Zhongtian secretly hated him, but he didn't want to break the rules, so he had to
I wanted to move a step aside.
Zhang Shou said: "I stayed up late playing cards last night and didn't sleep well. I'll catch up on some sleep first. Call me when the time comes!"
After that, he ignored Chu Zhongtian and closed his eyes. After a while, he was snoring like thunder.
The two sides reached a deadlock.
In the other group, Young Master Tang San faced off against Emei Yangmei Nvxia. Yang Nvxia was the only female shortlisted. Tang San smiled playfully and said: "Yang Nvxia, you are so beautiful!"
Yang Mei's face turned red when she heard that he was so frivolous, "You're a bastard!"
Tang San smiled and said, "Everyone in the world knows that I, Tang San, am as lustful as my soul. We are in a group because God has shown mercy to me. Why don't we have a good chat? Maybe you will fall in love with me!"
Yang Nuxia spat, "If you don't urinate and take a photo, even if all the men in the world are dead, I won't pick you!"
Tang San touched his head, "Yes, as soon as you tell me, I have to pee." After saying that, he started to unbutton his pants. Seeing this, Nuxia Yang was greatly embarrassed, "You are acting like a hooligan!"
Tang San said, "You asked me to pee and take a photo, and I really peed!"
Female Hero Yang said, "You little bastard, if you dare to urinate in public and show your toothpick, I, Female Hero, will count you as the winner and I will automatically withdraw from the circle!"
Tang San was stunned, he didn't expect this woman to be so arrogant.
In the audience, Master Liulian laughed and said, "As expected of my good disciple! This is how people should be treated!"
In the end, Tang San didn't really do it. After all, people from all sects were here. If he peed in public, he wouldn't have the dignity to hang out in the world in the future.
So, he changed his strategy and took out a medicine bag from his arms, "Miss Yang, guess what this is?"
Yang Nuxia said, "Isn't it a tonic that you can't treat?"
Tang San chuckled, "This is Yin Yang He San, the most powerful aphrodisiac in the world. With just one whiff, even a chaste woman will turn into a slut. Miss Yang, do you want to take a sip?"
Yang Mei said, "Bai Xiaosheng, he uses poison!"
Tang San argued, "I'm just showing you, it's not really useful. Isn't this considered a violation? Moreover, the rules only say that you can't use force or have physical contact, but they don't say you can't use poison, right?"
Bai Xiaosheng ignored it.
But the lingering master in the audience was so angry that he said to the head of the Tang family, "Tang Feng, your Tang family's methods are too despicable, aren't they?"
Tang Feng smoothed his short beard and said with a smile: "We, sons and daughters of the world, do not stick to trivial matters and will do whatever it takes to achieve our goals. Why, Master Tai also wants to try this medicine? What a coincidence, I still have a bottle here."
Master Liulian snorted coldly, "Old fool."
Seeing that Yang Mei was unmoved, Tang San said, "If a woman as beautiful as Yang Nuxia can kiss Fangze, even if she loses, it will be worth it."
Tang San behaved so vulgarly, and seeing Tang San getting closer and closer, he was afraid that he would really do something frivolous, and his reputation would be ruined here.
Everyone in the audience cursed, "Despicable, shameless!"
Tang San said, "Despicability is the pass for despicable people. Don't you want to see a live erotic palace?"
Seeing that his disciple was being humiliated like this, Master Liulian stood up and said, "Apprentice, this kind of person is not worthy of your competition. Our Emei sect does not want to compete in this kind of competition. Let's go!"
After that, he jumped up, came to the ring, and pulled Yang Mei out of the ring.
Tang San put away his playful smile and said seriously, "Thank you, Master!"
Liulian Shitai threw out a punch, and Tang San was stunned and immediately fell to the ground. Liulian Shitai didn't even look at it, grabbed the bayberry, jumped off the ring, and walked away.
Bai Xiaosheng said: "Young Master Tang San wins!"
There were boos in the audience. Young Master Tang San didn't mind, he slowly got up, bowed to everyone, and was about to walk out of the circle, when he suddenly remembered that if he walked out of the circle before burning the incense, it would be considered a failure.
Exclaiming in his heart that he was in danger, he retreated to the center of the circle.
Another group, Wudang Bai Bufan versus Qingcheng Luo Zixiang.
Luo Zixiang made up his mind that in terms of martial arts, he was no match for Bai Bufan, but if he was patient, he was notoriously slow and was nicknamed "Slow Sword".
Bai Bufan looked like he was sure of victory and said: "Brother Luo, please quit."
Luo Zixiang said slowly, "Are you planning to tell me out with just one mouth? You are overestimating your capabilities."
Bai Bufan said: "I know you have a slow temper, but you are famous for being fast at something."
"Want to hear the details."
Bai Bufan said, "I'm afraid if I tell you, your reputation will be ruined."
Luo Zixiang said, "I walk around the world, walk upright, sit upright, and do nothing shameful. I don't need Senior Brother Bai to worry about me."
Bai Bufan said: "May 5th, Dragon Boat Festival."
Luo Zixiang said: "September 9 is the Double Ninth Festival."
Bai Bufan smiled, leaned into his ear, and whispered, "Brother Luo seems to have a bad memory. Do you want me to help you recall, May 5th, Dragon Boat Festival, Jiangnan Spring, multi-person sports!"
When Luo Zixiang heard this, his expression changed drastically, "How do you know?"
Bai Bufan said, "If you don't know it, you can't do it yourself. If you don't get out of the circle in this game, then I will tell the heroes of the world about your heroic deeds!"
Everyone in the audience wondered: "What's the story?"
Bai Bufan said, "Daxia Luo is a young hero with a great personality. However, there is something you may not know. We Daxia Luo like sports!"
Everyone said, "It's a good thing to like sports. As the saying goes, life lies in sports!"
Bai Bufan said, "That's true. The sports that Luo Daxia likes are a bit special. Today, you are all here. Let's talk about it while we still have time to burn incense."
Luo Zixiang was very anxious. This matter of multi-player sports was done extremely secretly. How did this guy named Bai know about it? If this guy was allowed to tell the truth, Luo Zixiang would probably die socially on the spot, and he would no longer have to hang out in the world.
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"May 5th, the Dragon Boat Festival, is a good time in the south of the Yangtze River. Our protagonist, Luo Daxia, came to the south of the Yangtze River for fun. While walking, he saw a restaurant called Jiang Nanchun..."
Luo Zixiang's face turned red and he shouted: "Shut up!"
Bai Bufan pointed outside the circle. Luo Zixiang hesitated for a moment, sighed, and walked out of the circle dejectedly.
People in the audience asked, "Then, what happened?"
Bai Bufan said, "Nothing."
As soon as everyone saw Luo Zixiang's withdrawal, they already guessed that Bai Bufan had obtained Luo Zixiang's handle and was walking around the world. No one had done anything shady. However, it was one thing to have shady things, but it was another thing to be caught.
, Bai Bufan effortlessly won this group. He also followed suit and sat in the middle of the circle.
Among the three groups of duels, the winner of two groups has been decided, and only Zhang Shang's group is left.
Seeing that half the stick of incense had been burned, Zhang Shang was still snoring like thunder. He was very dishonest in his sleep and kept turning over. Originally, the circle was not big, but Chu Zhongtian was forced into a corner by him. Zhang Shang turned over again and came to the circle line.
Nearby, Chu Zhongtian had no choice but to jump over him. He was secretly happy that as long as he rolled over again, he would be able to get out of the circle.
As expected, Zhang Shang turned around again.
However, it was not outward, but inward, forcing Chu Zhongtian to jump to the other side. This happened three or four times. Chu Zhongtian was so anxious that he almost made a mistake and stepped outside the line.
The two of them staged a funny scene in the circle.
Zhang Shang kept turning over, and Chu Zhongtian jumped around like a monkey, fearing that he would bump into Zhang Shang.
When I saw a stick of incense, two-thirds of it was burned.
To be continued...