The emperor walked down from the dragon chariot.

He looked a little anxious and impatient.

The bells and drums of the honor guard rang together, which attracted people from far away houses to open their windows and peek outside. A dozen Jinwu guards stepped forward and blocked the emperor in the center.

The little eunuch shouted: "Open the dragon robe!"

It turned out that the emperor had an emergency during his trip and needed some convenience!

Two eunuchs came forward and helped the emperor lift off his dragon robe.

The little eunuch screamed again: "Take off your pants!"

Two more eunuchs knelt down on the ground and helped the emperor unbutton his trousers. A young eunuch picked up a purple sand urinal, knelt down and raised it above his head, aiming it at the emperor's lower body.

The little eunuch said: "Take out the dragon seed!"

The two eunuchs who had taken off their dragon robes carefully took out the dragon seed and pointed it at the urinal.

The little eunuch said again: "High mountains and flowing water!"

Although Fan Xiaodao couldn't see what was going on inside, he couldn't help but sympathize with the emperor when he saw him peeing so unpleasantly. But there was nothing he could do about it. This was a ceremony out of the palace, and he was wearing a crown robe, which was very troublesome to wear.

Everyone must comply with the rules. This is not etiquette. This is simply suffering!

The people who were watching were even more stunned.

The rules in the emperor's house are really big. Even to pee, five or six people have to wait on him. There is almost nothing to do during the whole process, as long as you are ready to pee. However, I am also a little curious. What if I really have an emergency and can't hold it in?

manage?

The emperor couldn't hold it in any longer. He had been taking elixirs for a long time, and the toxins in his body exceeded the standard, which led to some kidney failure. When he urinates, he can't keep the urinal in the right direction, and it leaks and splits. It's very painful to hold the urinal.

The eunuch was pissed on, but he could only endure it. Who is the emperor? This is dragon urine!

There was an old lady in the distance, and she said, "How shameless!"

The sound was not loud, but it spread to the street and fell into the emperor's ears.

The emperor snorted coldly.

Could it be that the shore of the land is the land of the king?

What does it matter if I urinate on my own territory?

Several Imperial Guards rushed in and arrested the old lady, but they soon came back and said that the other party was blind and had not seen her at all. Her words were just a lesson to her youngest son. It was just a misunderstanding.

The emperor shivered, but finally finished urinating, and winked at the little eunuch. The little eunuch said: "Shake the dragon head, once, then again, three times", and then "put a dragon seed", "wear dragon pants" and so on.

Wait, once you urinate, it takes as long as a stick of incense!

If it had been slower, the next bubble would probably have been squeezed out.

When the emperor travels, the complicated etiquette is astonishing.

When the emperor got into the dragon chariot, everyone dispersed.

A line of writing appeared on the wall, "It is strictly forbidden to defecate and defecate here. Violators will be fined ten cents!"

The signature is the founding office of the Five Cities Soldiers and Horses Division.

The bells and drums sounded again, and the dragon chariot continued to move forward.

When we arrived at the gate of Dingguo Temple, suddenly, an old woman rushed out from the roadside and walked straight towards the dragon chariot!

The twelve dead soldiers stared at the incoming man with their eyes fixed on the incoming man, their hands holding their weapons.

The Imperial Guards also looked as if they were facing a formidable enemy!

…

Six doors, dungeon.

Today's breakfast was quite sumptuous, including vegetable steamed buns. I usually had corn porridge, but today I made an exception and made lard vermicelli soup.

In the cell on the ground floor, the shouts shook the sky, and the mountains shouted long live.

There is nothing more exciting than these people for the emperor's sixtieth birthday.

After the birthday ceremony, there will be the long-awaited universal amnesty. Except for those who have committed heinous crimes, everyone else will be pardoned to show the great grace of God.

It is truly a day of universal celebration.

However, the jailers on the second underground floor were all extremely nervous.

Prison leader Liu, who was responsible for delivering food to Yi Zhihua, was shaking when he was delivering the food. In this prison, except for Li Beihai, he was Tian. All the prisoners were very afraid of him, except Tian Zi.

Except for the person in Room 1.

Yi Zhihua looked at the several meat buns and a bowl of mutton soup on the table, and asked with a smile, "Why is the food so good today?"

Liu Laotou swallowed his saliva and said, "Master Tisi said that your husband has lost weight recently and asked us to improve his food."

Yi Zhihua smiled, "That's it?"

Liu Lao nodded.

"What day of October is it today?"

Liu Laotou said: "The seventh day of October!"

Yi Zhihua said "oh" and lowered his head to eat.

Normally, after Liu Laotou delivered the meal, he would not dare to stay for a moment and leave immediately. But today, he stood aside and carefully watched him eat, and also carefully observed his expression. Fortunately, Yi Zhihua did not

He showed abnormality. He ate very slowly. He had to chew for a long time before swallowing every bite of food.

This is a habit he has maintained for twenty years.

Seeing that Liu Laotou did not leave, Yi Zhihua raised her head and glanced at him, "How about we eat something together?"

Liu Laotou waved his hands repeatedly, "No need, I have it at home, I have it at home!"

After finally swallowing the last mouthful, Liu Laotou breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that nothing had happened. Just as he was about to put away the dishes, Yi Zhihua said again, "Is there any more wine? Here's a pot!"

In the past, Liu Laotou might have teased him, "It would be nice to have something to eat. I also want wine. Do you want to find two more girls to accompany you?" But today, he had no intention of joking, because Li Ti

Si and Mr. Zhuge arrested the leader and stood guard at the door of the prison.

He said: "I'll go take a look."

After a while, another pot of wine was brought and placed in front of the wine pot.

Don't touch the wine pot with a single flower, use your internal strength slightly, and take a deep breath.

The next scene made Liu LaoTou and the guards in the cell dumbfounded. The wine in the wine pot slowly flowed out from the mouth of the pot like a dragon sucking water, drawing a long and thin line, and fell straight into the pot.

In Yi Zhi Hua's mouth, Yi Zhi Hua swallowed the whole pot of wine in one gulp without stopping at all.

"One more pot!"

Another pot was served, and the flower remained the same. I drank it in one sip.

"One more pot!"

After finishing the third bottle of wine, Yi Zhihua burped, stood up slowly, and walked out.

"Where are you going, sir?"

"After you've had enough wine and food, let's go out and do some exercise!"

Liu LaoTou was so frightened that he started to sweat, "Absolutely not. For the sake of serving you all these years, please don't cheat on me."

Yi Zhihua smiled and said: "Today is a good day, how can I stab Lou Zi?"

While talking, he had already arrived at the door of the cell.

Liu LaoTou and other jailers did not dare to stop him.

Yi Zhi Hua walked slowly, climbed the steps, and arrived at the underground floor. She walked from the center of the corridor toward the exit.

The prisoners on the first floor were still having a party.

But after seeing a flower coming up, everyone shut their mouths, and the cell instantly became silent, and you could hear a needle drop.

The prisoners in Tianzi's Room 1 are coming up!

This is a legendary character!

When many new prisoners enter the prison, they will first be taught some tips on how to survive in the prison. The most important one is to never provoke the prisoners in Tianzi Room No. 1. It is said that the former demon sect is imprisoned there.

The leader, a murderous demon who never blinks an eye, once killed the heads of six sects with one sword twenty years ago. This man has two pupils on his face, six arms on his body, and a very ferocious appearance. If he disagrees with him, he will be separated from the world.

kill.

However, I saw today that this legendary devil is actually a middle-aged man, in his forties or fifties, with a slim appearance, a tall and thin body, a pale face, and a hint of morbidity. Presumably, he was also a handsome man when he was young.

A handsome person, no matter what, cannot be associated with the four words "violent and evil".

Liu LaoTou and the jailers behind him all followed him as if they were facing a formidable enemy, but they did not dare to make the slightest move.

The eyes of all the prisoners were also fixed on him.

At this time, two of the prisoners stood up, crossed their hands on their chests, saluted a flower, and then knelt down again.
To be continued...