Chapter 7 Fu Lu Shou Samsung Birthday(2/2)
Someone in the audience recommended Fan and Li, "It's your turn!"
The two of them came to their senses when the gong sounded. They grabbed the birthday couplets and trotted to the stage, a little hurriedly.
The old birthday boy almost lost his temper, so he changed his words on the spur of the moment, "Two immortals of Fulu, why did you two come here, but you overslept?"
When Fan Xiaodao heard this, he added a word on the spur of the moment, so he said, "I, the Second Immortal, were a little hungry. I saw there was a tofu banquet, which was very delicious. Unexpectedly, I was greedy and accidentally overate my stomach. I went to the toilet.
It wasted time."
Li Qingniu also sang and said: "No, it's really a lot of trouble!"
When the old birthday star heard this, everyone was eating at the grand birthday banquet. What was this kid talking nonsense? He quickly finished his work and asked, "What should we do next?"
Fan Xiaodao said: "Old birthday boy, today is Mr. Huang's birthday. It's really busy just now. I see that the officials in the audience are still not satisfied. Why don't you perform the old birthday boy's hanging for everyone?"
Everyone in the audience burst out laughing and applauded!
Mr. Huang's face looked ugly.
The old birthday star was also panicked, "Whether to mourn or not is a matter of one thought. It's getting late, and the Jade Emperor is still looking for us to come back and restore his life. How about offering the birthday peach?"
Fan Xiaodao secretly laughed in his heart. He had exactly this intention. He quickly finished this incident and went to the backyard accountant to steal money and complete his plan to make a fortune. It was Sun Mengwu's turn to appear next. It was the time when the guards in the mansion were weak, so
He cooperated and said, "I respectfully invite Mr. Huang to come on stage!"
The two immortals of Fortune and Lu stood behind the old longevity star.
The old birthday star holds the birthday peach high.
The two immortals of Fortune and Lu each hold scrolls and couplets.
Surrounded by everyone, Huang Youcai came to the stage. In front of everyone's attention, he cut the rope on the scroll, and a couplet slowly unfolded from their hands.
The first couplet is: The sound and appearance are still there and will last forever!
The second line is: Riding the crane to the west, it will last forever!
At some point, the couplet was lost!
The three of them didn't know what was going on. The guests at the abalone banquet were dignitaries and would not join in the booing.
Everyone at the Tofu Banquet was a tenant farmer who was illiterate and didn't know why. But Mr. Huang's face was ashen. When the steward saw this, he pointed at the two couplets and started reading them.
"I wish Mr. Huang as good as the flowing water of the East China Sea!"
"May Mr. Huang live as long as the immortal pine in Nanshan Mountain!"
Someone in the audience said, "The number of words doesn't seem to match up!"
Someone explained: "What do you, a peasant, know? This is the writing of the fairy world. One word is worth two! Look, the word "pine" in the "Bu Lao Song" is so powerfully written. It looks like it was written by a great writer!"
The steward said to the two of them, "Why are you standing there, why don't you put them away? Please ask Mr. Huang to cut the longevity peaches!"
Huang Youcai picked up the knife handed over by the waiter and cut into the longevity peach.
Cut the longevity peach into pieces.
Everyone's expressions changed drastically.
There was a woman’s head lying on the plate!
Chapter completed!