Chapter 18 I am a smoker in the world [Part 2]
"There is a saying that flowers bloom in front of the courtyard, and the leaves fall behind the house fall in autumn. After winter, the ice is warm and slightly blooming, and the dance hall is held up. Today, we won't talk about the golden sword against the iron horse, nor do we talk about the mist and rain in the capital. Let's talk about the obsessed person, who has not returned home for fifty years; why is the Nine Mountain Fox Spirit broken in the world!"
After speaking of the opening remark, the gentleman touched the long knife on his desk as a stroke ruler, his eyes full of vicissitudes.
"Say that there is a man in Hongzhou, who was in the upper reaches of the Taishang River, whose surname is Gao and Xukai. Since he opened his eyes, he has been obsessed with this light skills. He boasted to everyone and said that he had to be the best in the world of light skills! After becoming sensible, he committed a big taboo. He changed his name... These Three Bonds and Five Constant Viruses have broken apart. But do you know what he changed to? Zhaixing! Good guy, this tone is really not small... You have to pick the stars before the road is stable? Parents are unwilling to do it. They just want to learn the skills steadily and marry a wife in the future.
Isn't it true that this kid is really crazy. He is determined to learn light skills, and even those who are named must learn the water float. What should he do if he doesn't teach him? Self-study! Then you should ask again, I don't know how to learn it? This kid is very clever. He picked up some broken wooden boards from somewhere, knocked and made a small raft, and then paddled into the river. To say, ordinary people, it is not easy to have a fat man in peace. As a result, this kid is fine. He opened his mouth and ate several grains from the family. The small raft was crushed by him shortly after he went down the river..."
Speaking of this, the storyteller cleared his throat. He picked up the tea on the table and sniffed it lightly, and his eyes swept around the hall intentionally or unintentionally.
Tang Zhongsong was extremely immersed in the play.
He stepped on a stool with one foot, holding a plate of nuts and laughing while eating.
"I didn't expect that although this person was dressed strangely, the story he told was quite interesting!"
Liu Ruiying said.
"And what? The sir continued, did this fat man drowned?"
"How could it be? There are so many people watching the fun on the shore who are good at water. Seeing him fall into the water, two kind-hearted young men rushed in to save him. Then they flew back to the shore. The other children who watched the fun were all like the sorghum before the autumn harvest - they bent over. But he had no sense of shame! He walked straight through the crowd and left on his own. At dawn the next day, before the chicken crowed, he got up and ran around the house. After a few steps, he was out of breath and held the wall and squatted down."
"Why is this? Is it because my brain is in the middle of water?"
One person said, interrupting the storyteller.
Obviously, this is not an incision to make the Inquirer applaud or ask questions. The Storyteller looked a little unhappy, but he still laughed patiently for a few more times before continuing to talk.
"Haha, it's good to say that water is coming into your brain. The water poured into your brain and cleansed it up a lot. He thought that this light skill is nothing more than a word light. His big belly and pooping look had already violated the essence of light skill. So, losing weight became the first step on the way to win the world's No. 1 title of light skill. But how many people can have such great perseverance? In half a month, he embarked on a journey again. This time, even the door panel of his home was removed. He finally drew a small raft and arrived at the middle of the river. The water flowed unfast and the water surface was wide, which was suitable for practicing water floats! As a result, he turned his head to the water surface next to him and immediately vomited... This kid was dizzy! Then he couldn't practice it again, and he couldn't go back with the raft."
"Then did he finally practice it?"
Liu Ruiying asked.
As soon as he spoke, he regretted it... How could he be so impatient? His mind and nature could not even finish listening to the story of a story by a storyteller. How could he keep looking at the world in a cold manner?
Tang Zhongsong heard Liu Ruiying's question, and his hand that stuffed the nut into his mouth stopped for a moment, and then his thoughts returned to normal.
"One more plate!"
Tang Zhongsong greeted.
"Don't worry, I'll listen to me and slowly tell the puzzle."
The storyteller used his thumb to push the long knife apart for a while, and then pressed it back hard, and a crisp sound came out.
"Since then, he has become much more honest and has not clamored for a long time to practice light skills. His family is always very relieved and feels that he has grown up sensible. But he still runs to the river every day, and does not do anything at all. It turns out that in order to overcome his water dizziness, he sits by the river every day and stares at the water surface without moving. Until he really can't hold on, he vomits in a sensation. When he is hungry, he catches fish from the river and eats grilled fish. When he is thirsty, he catches a handful of river water to drink. After a while, he loses a lot of weight. It seems that this yellow and white thing is also a good recipe for slimming out!"
The storyteller quipped that he had seen only a few women in the bookstore.
"Watching his water dizziness gradually improves, he became more and more interested in entering the river. This time..."
The storyteller stopped talking about this.
Everyone in the hall was raised to their throats. They didn't dare to pant or swallow their saliva, for fear of missing a word.
"This advance... took fifty years! He has never been ashore again... We don't know whether he has mastered light skills. But this boat travels all over the world and is like walking on flat ground, but it has become the well-deserved number one in the world in Taishang River..."
When everyone heard this, they exhale the breath they had just sucked in.
"After all, he is the best in the world..."
Liu Ruiying said to himself.
"What the Enquirer said is good! It's so good that it's the best in the world! It's said that there's no rules, but in this world, there's no rules to find in the affairs of the world? There's no rules to find. Even if you have a sense of obsession, you won't be able to escape the smoke and dust."
For some reason, the gentleman seemed to keep looking at Liu Ruiying when he said this last sentence. But when Liu Ruiying's eyes were about to look at him, he avoided it without missing a trace.
"The Duke did not cross the river, but he actually crossed the river. If he crossed the river and died, what should he do to Duke?
Liu Ruiying actually choked up, for some reason why he had extraordinary resonance with this story.
"What is the difference between the light skills he wants to be the best in the world and the position of the chief officer? I am exhausted and almost gave up without the twists and turns of his life. And what about him? He is indomitable and never surrendered. He trained in the hard test, and even if others think he is a fool, he will never give up. Besides, this person is just based on his obsession and passion. But I am responsible for the crime of raiding the house and the hatred of destroying the family..."
"Only when you are so stupid and clumsy, you can make a big sound less. Even if you are late, you must be free from the wind and rain before the elephant can become invisible."
Liu Ruiying looked down at the brand new Canglan Yunjin Crane Cloak on her body.
"Sir, is this a real story or a storyteller?"
"People in the play are immersed in the play. Things in the world are just listening and repeating over and over again, so why should you be so serious?"
The storyteller replied to Liu Ruiying.
"I am a visitor to the world, what can I do when my life ends?"
This sentence suddenly came from Liu Ruiying's ears. He looked up suddenly but couldn't find the source of the sound. He couldn't help but feel a little surprised.
Immediately afterwards, he felt a rushing in his body, rushing left and right, and was not uncomfortable. He immediately held his breath and concentrated his energy and used his power to resist it. However, this qi was as slippery as a loach, and it did not confront Liu Ruiying's own qi at all. He chased him around, and a layer of fine beads of sweat emerged from his forehead.
Suddenly, a group of women walked past the bookstore.
They covered their faces with black veils, with lotus steps slightly moved and willow waists swaying, making people forget the world. Each of them also had a water-blue sword around their waists, which added a bit of desolate temperament while being sharp.
This time everyone's eyes were attracted.
Such a woman is hard to find in the world. She actually appeared at the same time, which made the sisters-in-law from all sides very jealous.
Liu Ruiying also saw it, but he really had no time to take care of it at this moment.
Tang Zhongsong turned sideways and stared at the group of women with a sharp expression. He was not like Master Tang who usually saw beautiful women.
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Dingxi Prince's Mansion.
Zhang Xuejue stood on the commanding heights outside the royal city and looked down at the entire city.
He had to go into the city, but he looked embarrassed again.
Now King Dingxi Huowang is not here.
With his cultivation, he should be a powerful person and respect me.
But he felt a faint spirit, covering the entire royal city.
Zhang Xuezhai carefully divided his spirit and slowly stretched in like tentacles to test it, but it was a muddy cow that entered the sea and disappeared...
This seemingly not strong spirit was so vast, but this was beyond Zhang Xuejue's expectations, which made him reluctant to leave.
"Um?"
Ren Yang, who was still in the kitchen of the royal palace, raised his eyebrows gently.
"The method of distracting the spirit! Someone actually makes this method of distracting the spirit..."
Yin and Yang are the iron laws that have existed in the eternal period between heaven and earth, the principle of the mutual generation and restraint of all things, and the origin of all changes.
The heaven and earth have yin and yang, the sun and the moon have yin and yang, and the human body also has yin and yang.
This is a total of three yin and three yang.
The qi of yin and yang continues to operate.
Only focus on conveying the whole body, but do not change the appearance.
Therefore, the yin and yang are separated and the inside is formed.
According to the theory, no matter whether you practice or not, each person has only one set of yin and yang in his body. However, those who practice can realize these yin and yang energy, and have supreme magic to use it, thus producing the ability to move mountains and seas.
Even if you cross the immortal bridge, you can break all the magic with one skill.
But the moon has size and the day is short and long.
There are always exceptions.
There are people with great fortune who are born with extraordinary physique and have special physiques.
And those who can practice divination are even more likely to be one in a million.
The only thing in the world that can compete with yin and yang is the Five Elements.
In the five elements, wood gets metal and cuts it down, fire gets water and dies, earth gets wood and reaches it, metal gets fire and loses it, and water gets earth and dies.
Only after traveling through the five directions and obtaining the true source of the five elements can one reshape a Dharma body in the body.
With this Dharma body, you can create yin and yang again, and the distraction of the spirit comes from this.
The physical constitution and dantian meridians of ordinary people cannot withstand the domineering and fierceness of the true source of the five elements. Just by close contact, they may explode and die.
Therefore, those who do not have great luck and perseverance cannot practice this method of divine division.
In Dingzhou Prefecture City, Liuguangguan Bookstore.
"Bang!"
A huge noise pulled people's eyes back from the woman outside.
"Brother, what's wrong with you!"
Tang Zhongsong turned around and saw Liu Ruiying fainting along with the stool.
Chapter completed!