Chapter 44: Some Eating and Some Worries
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After taking a shower, Liu Yang walked out of the bathroom with the love of a boatman.
Yu Sheng crawled on the windowsill lazyly, watching Liu Yang humming a song and dancing with his hands and feet.
People feel refreshed when they are happy. Did this guy encounter something?
"Wangcai, what are you thinking? Be happier!" Liu Yang shook his hand angrily and threw the water droplets on his hand on Yu Sheng's body.
"Who says cats are mentally ill? I think people are." Yu Sheng didn't know whether Liu Yang took the wrong medicine or which nerve was in the wrong position. He usually didn't exercise, and he didn't say that he went out to play basketball, but his temperament changed drastically. He started teasing himself like a mental illness.
What's this going on!
Yu Sheng didn't plan to pay attention to the mental problems now, Liu Yang turned over the window, squatted down, twisted his butt, and jumped out of the crooked tree on the side of the building.
It's also stupid for the rest of his life. He has been in Liu Yang's dormitory for so many days and has always been walking on the main entrance. Not only is he tired from going up and down the stairs, but he also takes a detour and wastes time. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration the day before yesterday. I'm a cat, so wouldn't it be much more convenient to jump directly from the window?
The Yu Sheng had a slight fear of heights. He looked down from the upper floor and felt it was quite tall, so he couldn't help swallowing. However, after thinking, we are a cat now, afraid of wool. There is another crooked tree in the distance, and it should be fine to jump to that tree.
If you don’t commit suicide, you won’t die. A cat has nine lives. Even if you die at one time, you won’t have eight lives.
So, after the rest of my life, I overcame my inner fear and jumped up boldly.
However, this script is not very correct.
Yu Sheng found that he did not move towards the crooked neck tree not far away, but fell straight to the ground.
In his eyes, the surrounding scenery quickly pulled upwards, like a dream, and gave rise to some illusion of unreality.
He was so panicked that he was wondering if he was going to die. However, a miracle happened. After Yu Sheng did nothing, he realized that his body position, which was originally facing the ground, had automatically turned over. In the next second, before he could react, he steadily hit the ground with his four claws.
This is...animal instinct? Yu Sheng was a little surprised. His consciousness did not interfere with the series of actions just now, and it was a natural instinct reaction of the body.
The moment he jumped down, he regretted that not caring for himself like this was disrespect for life. However, Yu Sheng looked up at the windowsill of Liu Yang's dormitory. Why do you think so much? Are you tired? Isn't that a thing of all that happened?
So, the little expert in dying began to look at the walls of the dormitory building for the rest of his life, thinking about whether he could climb up from the outer wall of the dormitory building.
Yu Sheng tried it a little and gave up.
In the 1990s, no matter what kind of building it was, from bungalows to buildings, they liked to put mosaics or ceramic tiles on the exterior walls of buildings.
The walls of the dormitory building are covered with ceramic tiles. Its smooth surface makes it impossible to get claws for the rest of your life. The only thing you can climb is the rain drainage pipe.
However, Yu Sheng looked at the rusty pipes, shook his head and did not intend to climb up from here. If he climbed halfway through the rainfall pipes, it would be fun.
However, although the rest of his life did not find a way to climb back to the building from outside the building, he gradually fell in love with jumping off the building, a quick way to go downstairs.
For the rest of his life, jumping off a building is a bit like bungee jumping, exciting and not dangerous. Every time he hits the ground with his feet perfectly, even without the audience, he still likes to show off his figure of landing. Because the pleasure in it is not spoken by outsiders.
Liu Yang walked to the window, watched Ping An fall to the ground, and ran away, and shook his head with a smile. Why did Liu Yang's expression only have a smile today? Is it really a problem to have encountered the second spring of his life?
The rest of his life trotting didn't have time to think about it. He was on his way to the flea market.
Why is he so happy? The reason is simple. There is food there.
Since the last time, Liu Yang fed Yu Sheng octopus balls, making the girls passing by so cute that they bought the octopus balls. After the vendor boss's business was booming.
The Octopus Maple vendor saw that this trick was so useful, so he became interested and specially bought a cat.
Unfortunately, the cat I bought didn't cooperate at all, brought the flea market, stolen octopus, and scratched the customer, and was useless except to make trouble.
At this time, the vendor owner remembered Yu Sheng. One day when Liu Yang came to buy snacks, the sharp-eyed vendor owner stopped Liu Yang and talked with him for a long time, which meant that Yu Sheng could make a guest appearance and give him some rewards every day.
Liu Yang didn't have the money he had for the vendor boss and wanted to refuse, but when he thought of the little ancestor at home, he would probably like this kind of free food and drink business, so he verbally said, go back and ask the cat at home before making a decision.
The vendor owner saw that Liu Yang did not refuse and felt that there was a way.
How can a cat understand human words and discuss things? How is this possible? It must be an excuse to think that money is not enough. The vendor owner thought cleverly and gritted his teeth and increased the reward by half.
Liu Yang smiled and shook his head, saying that you were thinking too much, what I said was true, and you want to go back and ask the cat at home. If it wants to agree, I won’t charge you, just give it a few octopus meatballs.
The vendor owner didn't expect that the storm would be a turnaround. He was so happy that he had just come out like this. After closing the stall later, he came to Liuyang's dormitory in person to negotiate employment issues with Yu Sheng.
After Liu Yang greeted the guard, he entered his dormitory with the boss.
When he arrived at the study, the boss looked at the collection of books full of walls enviously, and praised Liu Yang fiercely, saying that college students were different.
His words made Liu Yang, who was never shy in front of outsiders, blushed a little.
Liu Yang shook his hand and said, "Don't praise me like that, but let's talk to it first."
The vendor owner followed Liu Yang's finger and saw Yu Sheng.
I saw the old god who was being held by the farmer in Yu Sheng lying on the keyboard, feeling a little bit like this. It’s really a waste of money to waste a cat like this.
In fact, after Liu Yang and the others entered the house, Yu Sheng observed the people Liu Yang brought back.
When he found out that it was the little boss of Octopus, a guy who was harmless and able to get a lot of good people, he closed his eyes again and went to Taixu.
When the boss saw Yu Sheng ignored him, he was a little anxious and asked Liu Yang with his eyes how to solve it.
Liu Yang said, "You just say it, he listens, agree that he will answer you."
"Oh..." the vendor owner answered half-believingly, but for his own plan to make money, he really seriously told Yu Sheng about the matter.
And for the rest of my life, I heard someone chattering like Tang Monk, and sometimes even saliva fell on his ear hair. I didn't want to pay attention to this guy, but I heard that there were free octopus meatballs to eat.
The noble shell of the rest of his life peeled off instantly, and his integrity fell on the ground like a fragile porcelain.
The vendor was startled when he saw the cat in front of him suddenly opened his eyes. At this time, Liu Yang, who knew the rest of his life, attached it to the vendor's ear and said, "He agreed."
"Agree? That's so simple?" The vendor owner was a little unbelievable. He was used to seeing the noble and cold beauty of the rest of his life. He was ready for a protracted war, but he suddenly agreed.
It’s really hard to guess Maoer’s mind. The vendor couldn’t keep up with the pace of the rest of his life, and sighed.
You understand your own family affairs. Liu Yang smiled. You talked about your development prospects with a cat before, saying that you will dominate the flea market and catering industry for one month, control the canteen of Jinghua University in half a year, and unify the catering business of Beijing universities in one year.
Not to mention whether the boastful Haikou can be realized, do you think these things are not attractive to a cat?
Fortunately, the vendor owner is not too stupid. He said that he could eat octopus balls for free. He saved Liu Yang's talk and Yu Sheng agreed.
When the boss left Liu Yang's dormitory, Liu Yang specifically said a few words to him at the door, saying that his cat was taboo, such as not being called "Mimi" and not letting him get in contact with large volumes of water or something.
The little boss of Octopus quickly took out the small notebook and wrote it down carefully one by one.
He breathed a sigh of relief after he walked out of the dormitory building. The cat was so evil. If it were a black cat like black coal, he trembled, shook his head, and threw such a terrible idea out of his mind. He scared himself at night, and what was he thinking about this thing.
The next day, the Octopus boss came to the door of Liu Yang's dormitory and took over the rest of his life. That night, the business was over.
On the third day, the octopus boss still came to pick him up and the business was still booming.
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On the seventh day, the little octopus boss knew that the Yu Sheng would not need special care and could come to the flea market by himself, so he didn't pick it up. As a result, Yu Sheng, who was unbearable to eat food that night, really came to the flea market on time.
However, no matter how delicious the food is, you will get tired of it all the time. I ate octopus meatballs for seven consecutive days in the rest of my life, and I had eaten enough of it. He had already thought carefully whether he would come every day.
Fortunately, the boss of Octopus Maruko has gone through this hot business for many days. He has also expanded his business and developed a set of skewers business.
Vegetable skewers, meat skewers, seafood skewers, everything is available. The octopus meatballs are so popular, and the traffic flow is naturally diverted to the skewers.
The business of the skewers has improved.
What is the work I do every night of my life? It’s actually very simple. It’s just sit on a table.
The customer can feed Yu Sheng as much as he spends money. Yu Sheng interacts with these stupid humans like praise. It is really funny to see their laughter for this.
If you talk about such a nightlife, what are the disadvantages?
There are two things that make the rest of my life depressed.
First, the food you eat every day is too angry and constipated, and it is more difficult to go to the toilet.
Second, the cat brought by the octopus boss.
The cat should be a female cat. At first, he saw Yu Sheng so noble and cold, and he ignored it. After finally seeing Yu Sheng, he wanted to have a friendly exchange with this person, but seeing how she looked, he gave up.
You regard me as a mustard, why do I regard you as a treasure? I have no habit of sticking to people with a cold butt for the rest of my life, nor do I have the habit of sticking to cats with cold butts.
He ignored the cat.
Unexpectedly, within a few days, the arrogant cat girl did not show any initiative when she saw Yu Sheng.
Instead, he took the initiative to scratch his head and pose in front of Yu Sheng.
The word "tick" is correct for the rest of his life. However, he still preserves the aesthetics of human beings, and he really can't see how graceful the female creature with her body covered with fur and walking on all four legs has a graceful figure and a beautiful temperament.
I can't raise interest, and I can't raise sexual interest.
But every day, when he was fed so much that he couldn't eat, he took out the female cat as a shield.
Seeing the female cat swallowing food with a heart that was as sweet as she could, it was really touching.
Chapter completed!