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[0008 chapter] The special tragedy, the plan of not eating farts has been shattered(1/2)

Although I couldn't understand what Tete was yelling, Duan Lang guessed its meaning from Tete's body movements, and Duan Lang smiled: "Oh, it's quite a bit."

Te Te rolled his eyes arrogantly, turned around and ran towards the laboratory gate.

It remembers the shapes of the fruits I just ate clearly. If the owner doesn’t give it the fruit, it goes out to find it by itself!

After running a few steps, Tete stopped and remembered the scene when he waved his claws just now.

Te Te raised the dog's paws, and thoughts moved, and a trace of the true meaning of the Tao that was invisible to the naked eye spread out.

Within a radius of hundreds of miles, all rules and laws are changed. As long as you have a special thought, you can reach anywhere within a radius of hundreds of miles!

Tete's vision has become extremely wide, and a radius of hundreds of miles is all under its control!

Suddenly, Tete's eyes lit up and he saw his old enemy!

Those two jackal demons!

Tete is sure and sure, now it can poke the two jackal demons to death with just one finger. An anthropomorphic smile appears on its face, and its body flashes, and it appears in front of the two jackals.

"Wo Wang... (You two beasts are going to sneak attack me just now?)"

Tete stared at the two jackal demons with awesomeness.

The two jackal demons became cowardly in an instant, lying on the ground, trembling and kowtowing constantly.

Jackal Demon Armor: "Aowu... (Wolf and dog were the same ancestor ten thousand years ago, please spare your life!)"

Jackal Demon Yi: "Aowu... (Give me your life, please let us go like a fart!)"

fart?

Tete's eyes lit up, and the dog's mouth slightly raised; "Wow... (As long as you eat Ben Tzu's fart, Ben Tzu will spare you this time."

"Aowu...(Thank you for not killing the great demon!)"

Puchi, Puchi, Tete made two big stinky farts, almost making the two jackal demons faint.

However, the two demons did not dare to hide, nor did they hold back their breath, and they pressed the pungent stench and kept complimenting.

"The aura of the big demon really makes the little demon unable to stop!"

"It is the honor of the little demon to be able to bathe in the aura of the great demon!"

Te Te is so happy. The more people (monsters) they fart, the less shame they have.

"Get out."

With a wave of the dog's paws, the two jackal demons fled like a general amnesty.

The Tete Dog thought, and the true meaning of the Dao appeared on its claws. Its spiritual consciousness once again covered a range of hundreds of miles. In its spiritual vision, several fruit trees appeared. The fruits on it were the fruits given to it by the owner.

Tete's figure flashed and appeared one kilometer away next to several fruit trees.

Te Te made a dog's paws, and the fruits on the trees fell one after another.

I was afraid of farting so much that Tete didn't eat too much, and only ate a dozen fruits.

An anthropomorphic smile appeared on Tete's dog's face. From now on, I will never be bullied!

Soon, the pride on the dog's face disappeared!

Why?

Why?

It is obviously the same fruit, why does the fruit given by the owner contain the Taoist rhyme? These fruits are just ordinary fruits!

Te Te didn't believe in evil and knocked down a dozen fruits again.

Still no Taoist rhyme!

Is it a problem with this fruit tree?

Yes! Find the fruit trees that the owner picks fruits!

Tete kept twitching his nose and analyzing the breath of the waves in the air.

Not to mention, Tete really found several fruit trees that Duan Lang picked.

Whoosh!

Tete came to these fruit trees and raised his claws to bounce off a few fruits.

Hug, Hug.

Still no Taoist rhyme!

Tete is completely depressed!

Why?

For the same fruit tree, why does the fruit picked by the owner contain the Taoist rhyme, but the fruit picked by the owner does not have the Taoist rhyme?

This is unscientific!

Very unscientific!

Continuously displaying the true meaning of the Dao, all the Tao rhymes in Te Te's belly are digested, it is hungry...

Gugu, Gugu.

Teter's stomach started to scream in discomfort.

Te Te understood that the plan that would not be bullied was declared shattered before it was implemented!

Tete shook his head and reluctantly returned to the laboratory.

Duan Lang lay on the massage chair, looking happy, Hatsune next to him cut the fruit into small pieces and feeded them very thoughtfully.

Duan Lang ate the fruit in big mouthfuls. For the first time, he felt that it was pretty good to come to another world. At least he would never have to be scolded by the dean or be imprisoned again.

The only thing that made Duan Lang feel a little regretful was that the one who feeds him the fruit was a robot. How great would it be if it were a beauty?

For some reason, Li Wan'er suddenly appeared in Duan Lang's mind.

Duan Lang quickly shook his head and shook Li Wan'er's figure apart.

What are you thinking?

Miss Wan'er is a cultivator, and he is just an ordinary person. Before the completion of "The Purple Mansion Magical Art", she still had unrealistic fantasies.

Duan Lang decided to practice "Purple Mansion Divine Art" immediately!

Duan Lang took out the jade slip and was stunned.

Can anyone tell me how to use this jade slip?

Old Man Li didn’t act like a son and gave me a jade slip, but didn’t tell me how to use it!

Duan Lang was so depressed that he almost vomited blood!

At this moment, Tete returned to the laboratory and came to Duan Lang with great obedience. He rubbed Duan Lang's thighs with his pleasing eyes, not to mention how humble he was.

Is it okay to be humble? It still has to eat the owner's fuck!

Duan Lang knows a lot about Tete? As soon as his tail is raised, he knows what kind of poop it wants to pull.

If Duan Lang is in a good mood, perhaps Duan Lang will fart with compassion to satisfy his special desire to eat farts.

But now, Duan Lang is in a very bad mood!

"Tete, how many things do you mean to me? Want to be a bullshit? Didn't you just say that you won't be a bullshit again in the future?"

Tete wants to die!

If it knew that there was no Taoist rhyme inside the fruit outside, even if it was killed, it would not dare to be so arrogant!

Poor, humble, and helpless.

Tete could only wink and act cute.

"Wool... (The master's fart is the most delicious, and the fruits are not delicious at all.)"

Duan Lang pushed Tete's dog head away in anger: "Don't bother me, I don't know how to use this jade slip. I'll give you a lot when I figure it out."

Tete turned his head and looked at the jade slip in Duan Lang's hand, and a strange expression appeared on the dog's face.

Is this jade slip difficult to use?

Just think of it, you can use it?

"Wang Wang... (Master, I can use jade slips, give me the jade slips!" Te Te kept blaming the jade slips.

Duan Lang was stunned for a moment and asked hesitantly: "Tete, do you want a jade slip?"

"Wo Wang... (Yes, yes!)" Nodded very loudly.

Duan Lang refused Tete's request without hesitation.

"If it's something else, I'll give it to you. There is "Purple Mansion Divine Art" in this jade slip. According to Miss Wan'er, "Purple Mansion Divine Art" is a very precious third-grade exercise. It can't be given to you. What should I do if it is ruined?"

Tete is very unhappy, why did it be created? It seems like it is a God of Destruction

Ahem...
To be continued...
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