Section 038, troublemakers come to the door
"Okay, Hao Er, it turns out that zombie is your ancestor. No wonder you encouraged us to come and cause trouble for the master. It turns out that the master destroyed your ancestor. You hold a grudge! We are so stupid and you are using it..."
"Hao Er, you are really not a guy. You usually like to do things like stealing. This time I thought you changed your sex for our own good. Who knew you were such a thing? Let's not beat you to death today."
Everyone was completely angry at this time. Liu Shoucai didn't expect that the evil zombie was actually Hao Er's ancestor. It seemed that there was a good show this time, but Liu Shoucai didn't want Hao Er to die in front of his house, so he shouted directly at the people.
"Everyone wants to solve Hao Er, please don't solve it in front of my house. I don't like any bloody scenes in front of my house. Everyone will be disbanded! I'm too lazy to argue with Hao Er. As long as you don't come to make trouble in the future, I will just pretend that what happened today has not happened. However, if anyone dares to make trouble like today, I will definitely let you live in hell forever."
Liu Shoucai's cold tone cheered everyone up. They pulled Hao Er away from Liu Shoucai's doorstep. When Hao Er was pulled away, the fear and resentment in Hao Er's eyes showed. Liu Shoucai shook his head helplessly. Some people were looking for death, and he could do nothing.
"Don't be angry, it's not worth being angry about that kind of person."
Xiaobai yawned and walked over. It was calm at that time. Seeing Xiaobai's lazy look, Liu Shou came to his fortune without making any money. If he had known this guy was so bored, he would have let him do the casting just now.
"Xiaobai, look at how fat you are now. If you keep eating and drinking, you will really be fat."
Liu Shoucai looked disgusted. Seeing that Liu Shoucai could joke again, Badou temporarily let go of his concern for Liu Shoucai. Seeing that Liu Shoucai disliked him, Xiaobai immediately shook his wings a few times.
"Liu Shoucai, do you deserve to take a shower? Uncle Bai, I am so majestic, how can I be fat? Your eyes see Uncle Bai, I am fat? Are you blind? "
What Xiaobai hates the most is that others say that it grows fat. Although it is really fatter now, the topic is still its pain.
"Okay, don't argue with you two, let's go in first! You're not afraid of others' jokes."
Badou shook his head helplessly, turned around and went back to the house. Liu Shoucai glared at Xiaobai and ignored it. Seeing that no one paid attention to him, Xiaobai turned around proudly and chased the villagers.
The villagers brought Hao Er to the ancestral hall and then closed the door of the ancestral hall. It was impossible for outsiders to go in. The villagers did this to prevent the prefect from bringing people over.
However, if Xiaobai wants to enter, it is simply a simple thing that cannot be simpler. Xiaobai also wants to know how Hao Er will be dealt with by the villagers. In short, it is because of this person that Liu Shoucai scolded it, so Xiaobai sent all his resentment on Hao Er.
"Hao Er, do you know you're wrong?"
The village chief sat in the first place, while the other personnel sat in accordance with their seniority rankings. Some of the younger generation stood behind, so Xiaobai naturally hid beside him.
"What's wrong with me? It's all because my ancestors turned into zombies and came out to scare people. It's not my business. My ancestors want to come out, and I have no choice. Village Chief, can't you just give me this? "
"Hao Er, you are not wrong. You know that it was your ancestors who were doing bad things, but you dare to instigate everyone to trouble you with you. If the master really blames us and criticizes us in the future, who will bear the responsibility? Now you are directly shifting the responsibility to us, how are you embarrassed?"
The village chief was also angry, and he knocked it hard on the ground with a crutch twice. Hao Er was so scared that he shivered, for fear that the village chief would be angry and hit him on the crutch.
"Village Chief, you can't blame me for being too stupid! If you blame me, you just instigated me for a few words, and you just believed it. I looked down on you just because of your brain. And you, the village chief, have no brains, so why should you take the position of village chief? It should be the one who has the ability."
Hao Er also tried his best. Anyway, he died, so it would be better to fight. But Hao Er didn't know that his words hurt the heart of the village. Originally, the village chief had someone else, but that person later left the village chief, so he was replaced by the current village chief.
This is also a factor that the village chief has never been able to let go of for so many years. Now that Hao Er has mentioned it again, how could he not be so angry with Hao Er? The villagers also saw that the village chief was angry at this time, and they all became more vigilant, for fear that the village chief would be unhappy and would also take their anger.
"Hao Er, you bastard dare to say such words. Let me see if I won't beat you to death today."
As the village chief said, he stood up and beat Hao Er with a crutch. When the villagers saw him, they hurriedly grabbed the village chief, fearing that he would die of anger.
"Village Chief, you must take care of yourself. We will leave Hao Er to deal with it! We guarantee that we will always be satisfied. Hao Er, you ungrateful wolf, you have never treated you badly before, but we didn't expect that raising a dog like you would really waste our food."
"Uncle San, don't act as a good person here. I don't care about what you give me. Do you really think you are my savior? It's ridiculous. If one day I'm successful, I will definitely trample you all under my feet to see if you will still be arrogant like you are now."
Hao Er was counting the time. The longer the time delayed, the more beneficial it would be to him. As long as the prefect comes, these people would not dare to do anything to him. At most, he would leave this place. Anyway, he could live a wonderful life after leaving this place. But this time, he missed it because Xiaobai was here.
When Xiaobai saw Hao Er saying something unreasonable, he was confused. Finally, he saw Hao Er's eyes floating towards the gate. He also understood in his heart that this kid was waiting for the prefect to save him. It seemed that he really wanted to find a way to stop the prefect from coming.
Xiaobai thought about it for about five minutes before he thought of a perfect solution. After Xiaobai flew out of the ancestral hall, he ran towards the prefecture and county government office. At this time, the prefect got the information and just wanted to take people out to find Hao Er, he met Xiaobai.
"Master, you don't have to go to Hao Er anymore. Hao Er doesn't have to take action at all. This matter is caused by Hao Er and his ancestors. If you intervene, it will cause cause and effect on you. It will be bad at that time. You have finally settled in the position of magistrate for the people. Are you willing to give up?"
"What do you mean? Does anyone want the position of my prefect?"
The prefect looked puzzled and looked at Xiaobai in confusion. Seeing that the prefect was so unintentional, Xiaobai continued to say, "Sir! You are really simple. I just calculated that if you save Hao Er this time, you will definitely be stepped on by Hao Er in the future. That person will plot against you, and then your position as the prefect will become his. It will be too late for you to regret it. Now you can avoid this disaster, so why do you have to cause trouble for yourself?"
"What you said is true?"
The prefect also knew that Xiaobai knew how to use magic and was very accurate in fortune-telling, so he had to believe it.
"Of course it's true, otherwise I wouldn't have rushed over so quickly to tell you, do you think I'm very leisurely? I've put a lot of effort into it. Sir, please go back quickly. Don't worry about this matter anymore. We don't want to see you fall into a prisoner of Hao Er, let alone see you die in the hands of the dog thief Hao Er."
Under Xiaobai's heart, the prefect finally retreated. Seeing that the prefect no longer interfered in the matter, Xiaobai rushed back to the ancestral hall. However, he didn't expect that Hao Er had already aroused public outrage. How could these people let Hao Er leave here alive?
"Hao Er, Hao Er, you really made me look up to you. It caused public outrage so quickly. It seems that even God doesn't want you to survive."
Xiaobai murmured to himself, then shook his head and jumped onto the branch and looked at Hao Er. Hao Er was also anxious at this time. If the prefect and the others came, he would really die at the hands of these people. But Hao Er didn't understand. He had calculated the time himself, why hadn't the prefect come yet?
Is there any other change in this? Hao Er dares not think about it anymore. Now it is impossible for him to rewrite and maintain his image in the hearts of everyone. Now he can only find an opportunity to break through the siege. Just as Hao Er's eyes were turning around and looking for the gap between everyone, Xiaobai directly used magic to lock Hao Er's feet.
In this way, Hao Er could not run out of here, and everyone could really solve Hao Er. Just as Hao Er just got up and wanted to rush out, someone in the crowd suddenly called out.
"Stop Hao Er quickly, he wants to escape."
Everyone didn't have time to see who was calling, so they pressed Hao Er, who was standing up, to the ground. Hao Er looked angry. He originally thought that no one noticed his little move, but he didn't expect that someone would see his little move so soon. Now it was impossible for him to escape.
"Are you really that cruel? Are you not afraid of you having nightmares after I die? I curse you, curse you, you will not die well, I will become a ghost, and I will not let you go..."
"What are you doing while standing there? I'll beat me to death."
The village chief was afraid that Hao Er's words would become more and more unpleasant, so he quickly issued an order. Everyone didn't think about it, so he picked up the stick and hit Hao Er on his head, body and legs.
"Ah...Help, kill someone..."
Hao Ergui started crying and howling. The village chief was afraid that his shouting would attract the attention of people outside, so he directly blocked his mouth. Hao Er was really scared at this time. He was full of regret. If he had known that things would continue like this, he would not have been so provoked by everyone just now, but what's the use of regret?
Within half an hour, Hao Er was beaten to death by the villagers. Xiaobai was watching from the side and saw Hao Er's soul leaving his body. Xiaobai was afraid that Hao Er would become a ghost, so he directly used magic to destroy Hao Er's soul. Hao Er originally wanted to use his wronged soul to take revenge, but he did not expect that Xiaobai would just die as soon as his soul came out of the body.
When the villagers saw that Hao Er was dead, they stopped. Seeing that Hao Er was really dead, the village chief ordered someone to carry Hao Er's body down. Hao Er's body was quickly thrown in the mass grave, and no one dug a hole to bury it. Xiaobai finally showed a hint of kindness and dug a hole near the mass grave and threw Hao Er's body into it.
Of course, this is not a novice, but it wants to understand the cause and effect of this matter, which is also to save its own opportunity. After all, Hao Er's death is also related to it. If it does not mention this matter to the prefect, Hao Er might have been saved.
After burying Hao Er, Xiaobai returned to his residence. Liu Shoucai and Badou were also drawing talismans in the room. After the zombie incident, Liu Shoucai also knew that these talismans used in daily life should be prepared in advance, so as not to have another emergency next time, and then he would really be in tears.
"I said why do you two still draw this broken talisman? Didn't you draw enough yesterday? I really convinced you two, and I was so idle."
Hearing Xiaobai's complaints, Liu Shoucai and Badou put down their brushes one after another.
"Xiaobai, this is wrong. If we don't prepare in advance, what should we do if such an emergency occurs next time? I don't want to cram the Buddha again, it feels like it's going to be dead."
"I understand, but now we don't have the need to draw so many talismans, what should we do if they expire? Don't forget that the talismans in this place have a shelf life. Unlike in modern times, they can also use refrigerators or chemicals to replace the shelf life."
"Xiaobai, you are right, but we have nothing to do now. Who knows if there will be zombies in this place? What happened last night also gave us a reminder that the talismans we draw now are prepared for the villagers without talismans. What we have to do now is to ensure that each person has a talisman in his hand."
"I'm talking lightly. You two are just the two of you. When will you draw? Don't forget that most people don't have talismans now. I don't want to be as tired as yesterday, and it's not pleasing."
Xiaobai remembered the people who came to make trouble today. Liu Shoucai and Badou looked at each other. In fact, they were not very happy, but now he also had to make plans for his future. What if one day those zombies appeared again? What should they do?
Moreover, with the magistrates here, they can draw talismans with one word. Instead of working hard at that time, it is better to prepare a little every day now. Moreover, after drawing these things into talismans, the shelf life will be greatly improved, and if they are well preserved, they can be used for a lifetime.
"Xiaobai, I understand you too, but sometimes, it's not that we don't want to do it, so we don't have to do it. If there is another zombie or something, then will you say the magistrate ask us to solve it? Will we have to cramp the Buddha at that time? I don't want to be as tired as yesterday's hand cramps."
"Xiaobai, Brother Liu is right. You have to think about the future. You can't just look at what you see. And do you want your immortal fate? We can also improve the immortal fate."
As soon as he heard the word Xianyuan, Xiaobai became excited. It now had feelings for Xianyuan, so it took Badou and Liu Shoucai to continue talking, and it picked up the brush and started drawing talismans without Badou and Liu Shoucai saying anything more. Liu Shoucai and Badou saw Xiaobai like this, looked at each other and laughed.
Two hours later, Xiaobai finally stopped. It waved its wings and looked tired. Liu Shoucai brought a bowl of lotus seed soup with heartache and handed it over.
"Xiaobai, take a break! Now you don't have to hurry to finish painting at one time. Take your time and drink some lotus seed soup to rest. Come on, I'll give you a massage."
As Liu Shoucai said that, he started massage Xiaobai. After the massage was comfortable, Xiaobai's mood improved a lot. After drinking the lotus seed soup, Xiaobai didn't need Liu Shoucai to say it, and began to draw talismans on his own. Seeing that Xiaobai was so eager for the immortal fate, Liu Shoucai was also puzzled.
"Ba Dou, when did Xiaobai look forward to Xianyuan as much as he is now? Why do I always feel that something is wrong with it today!"
"I also felt that it seemed that since the villagers took Hao Er away, Xiaobai followed him out. After he came back, it was wrong. Do you think it was related to this matter?"
Badou is also wise, otherwise how could he write a novel? When he heard Badou’s guess, Liu Shoucai was also confused. It seemed that he really wanted to have a good talk with Xiaobai.
"Let's go, let's talk to Xiaobai, hoping that it can tell us everything, otherwise we can't help it."
"Do you think Xiaobai will confess to us?"
"I don't think so, but we can try it with magic. This talisman is a true word talisman."
Liu Shoucai only said half of the words, but with Badou's intelligence, he naturally knew what Liu Shoucai meant, so Badou and Liu Shoucai looked at each other and quietly approached Xiaobai.
Xiaobai was still patiently drawing the talisman, not knowing how to put it on Liu Shoucai and Badou had already figured out how to put it on. Just as Xiaobai just raised his head and wanted to move his shoulders, Liu Shoucai's true words were stuck on Xiaobai's chest, and Xiaobai's thoughts could no longer be controlled by itself.
"Xiaobai, tell us the truth, why did you suddenly change your sexual desire? After those people took Hao Er away today, did you encounter something?"
Chapter completed!