"Diary of a Sludge Monster"

May 2, 1935, I have stayed in this copy world for almost a year. During this year, I spent basically every day in the mansion, and only occasionally went to the tailor shop to customize clothes.

I decided to follow the example of my father-in-law and write a sludge monster diary. On the one hand, I wanted to record my life with the sludge monster, and on the other hand, I wanted to push myself.

My life is so depraved.

As a young man with ideals, morality, culture, and discipline, I should not just care about the love between my children, I want to do something of my own!

My life should be spent like this: when I look back on the past, I will not feel regret for wasting my time, nor will I feel shame for doing nothing.

In this way, when I am dying, I can say: "My life and all my experiences have been dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world - the struggle for the liberation of productive forces."

Start with industry!

I'll go inspect the factory tomorrow and set a small goal to earn 100 million first!

On May 3, 1935, textile factory inspection.

On May 4, 1935, inspection of the match factory.

May 5, 1935. It rained today, so I didn’t go out for inspection. The sludge monster put on my newly designed bunny girl costume, hehehe.

May 6, 1935, witch costume, hehehe.

May 7, 1935, sailor uniform.

May 8, 1935, Rem.

On May 9, 1935, the cigarette factory called me and asked me why I didn't go. When did I say I was going to the cigarette factory? I'm crazy!

May 10, 1935, forest.

May 11, 1935, by the well.

On May 12, 1935, my life and all my experiences were dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world - the struggle for the continuation of mankind.

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On October 6, 1935, I finally understood why the sludge monster had refused to write and communicate with me before. She imitated me and kept a diary. Today I peeked and her handwriting was uglier than mine! Hahaha!

Late, just to add: I couldn’t go to bed today.

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August 9, 1937. I haven’t written a diary for a long time. The main reason is that life is so mundane and the same. Every day I just eat, sleep, and accompany the mud monster. I’m a little tired of it, and I want to pick myself up again!

I analyzed the reason why I failed to get myself together before. The reason is that this island is too small to arouse my desire to conquer. I want to go to the mainland!

I heard that taking a boat is very hard and extremely boring. I feel that this is a good opportunity to train myself. Men, you should be tough on yourself!

I bought a flight for tomorrow and will start taking action tomorrow!

Sea, your conqueror has come!

August 10, 1937, vomit——

On August 11, 1937, the silt monster's shadow travel was really useful. When I arrived, the person who received me was shocked, hahaha.

Although I had no choice, I still went against my plan. I reflected deeply that details may be compromised, but big things must be kept! I have to fight! The small goal of 100 million must be completed this year!

I’m going to inspect the factory tomorrow!

On August 12, 1937, the sludge monster looked really good in a cheongsam, hehehe.

August 13, 1937, riding a horse, hey hey hey.

On August 14, 1937, the cinema was reserved.

On August 15, 1937, I told the sludge monster about my small goal today. The sludge monster stole 200 million from across the ocean and gave it to me. Well, this can be regarded as achieving the small goal, and it was also exceeded.

Sludge monsters are awesome!

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On March 6, 1938, the situation in this world was undergoing drastic changes. Compared with the current world, this change happened much later. I carefully analyzed the reasons why the turmoil came late. It must be waiting for me!

Business is just a small way, I want to fight for world peace!

The sludge monster told me that on the day I was born, my name echoed quietly in the forest next to the mansion: "Savior"!

My blood is boiling, I must do something big this time!

First recruit troops and buy horses!

Chief of Staff Silt Monster, come and have a military meeting!

On March 7, 1938, the silt monster told me that she had friendly negotiations with the leaders of many places last night, and the turbulent situation had calmed down. Well, she used my name, and now the newspaper said that I sent a letter to the heads of many places,

Successfully defused the tense situation.

I wanted to scold Mu, but the sludge monster also wanted to make me happy, so I shouldn't blame her.

She thought that as long as there were results, people would be satisfied, right? But in fact, the most important thing is the process, just like what we often do.

On March 8, 1938, today's news reported that an uninhabited island in the Pacific suddenly disappeared. The sludge monster said it was her fault to show friendship to leaders from many places. I can only smile.

June 23, 1938. Oh my gosh, news has come out that I will be the recipient of this year’s Arthur Peace Prize! I’m going to have fun with the Sludge Monster to celebrate!

June 24, 1938. My back hurts. The Peace Prize seems meaningless. Why was I so happy yesterday? Oh my waist.

On June 25, 1938, I was happy here and did not miss Shu.

On June 26, 1938, I thought of a way to get a little sludge monster out.

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"The Diary of a Spoiled Husband"

On May 3, 1935, Xiao Jiaofu started to keep a diary today. He said that he would work hard. I will also keep a copy, which is called Jiao Fu's Diary.

Even now, I still remember the first time we met. He was the first human being who was not afraid of me.

He thought that I had always hated my stepmother and her two children. In fact, I thought about forgiving them. That was the day I crawled out of the well.

When I die, resentment ignites, when I live, resentment goes out. I return home and want to live as before, but they are afraid, they drive me away, they beg for mercy and abuse me.

I returned to the forest and the well, and the other people I saw along the way were also afraid of me. They screamed, they ran away, and they attacked me with their farm tools.

I don't understand, I'm angry, I cover my whole body with mud, I make myself more terrifying, I sleep in wells, I don't eat food, I lie down day and night, I am a monster that everyone is afraid of.

That night, his palm touched my face, and I remembered the warmth of human beings.

I'm excited, I'm panicked, I'm afraid that everything is just a presumptuous dream.

So I went once, twice, three times... I could have harvested them all in one go, but I wanted to see him.

He didn't know that when he was betrayed by his companions and tied up by the Hong family, I was so happy. He had no companions and was expelled by the Hong family, so he could only come to me.

I possess him.

I know I'm guilty, I know I'm abnormal, but I'm a monster, right?

I was careful, I was trembling, and I tried my best to hold everything about him in my arms.

But I also made mistakes, and that was the only mistake in my life - little fur ball.

It was obviously me who created her, but this thief actually peeked at my man!

Not even fatherly love! Only I can call him daddy!

On May 3, 1935, the situation was not good. The little sweetheart stopped playing with wedding dresses and went to the textile factory. The way he looked at those machines was a little worse than when he looked at me!

On May 4, 1935, he still didn’t play with me today, but went to the match factory. Those machines were all stupid, and they actually tried to steal my man!

How could I lose to something like that! I immediately took the most special one from Xiao Jiaofu’s manuscripts and found the best tailor to work on it overnight!

On May 5, 1935, I came to him wearing the dress called Bunny Girl, and he really forgot about the machine. Oh, a machine can fight with me?

May 6, 1935. Today is the witch uniform, and the little fur ball wants to wear it too. She has no idea what men like.

May 7, 1935. Wear sailor uniform and beware of furballs.

On May 8, 1935, he suddenly asked me if I could change the color of my hair and eyes to light blue. I caught a dyeing monster and dyed it. Then he asked me to put on a maid outfit and handed me

Gave me a meteor hammer.

I don't know what he is playing, but he looks very happy.

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On October 6, 1935, he saw the diary. Fortunately, he only glanced at it. I was so scared that I let him sleep on the sofa today.

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On August 9, 1937, he looked at the boat like that again, and said he wanted to use the boat to practice himself! Haven't I been enough for you?

On August 10, 1937, I created a storm. After he vomited twice, his eyes turned to disgust when he looked at the ship, hehe.

On August 11, 1937, I took him to the mainland, and he said he wanted to see the machine.

On August 12, 1937, I repeated my old trick and put on clothes with slits on the legs.
To be continued...