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616, there is a woman in the house, there will be fireworks

PS: Thank you for the reward of 50,000 yuan from Yijian picking the curtain. I will find time to add another chapter this week.

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai~!~ Where can you go to chat with melons!"

"Xiaobai! Come and help me catch the chicken."

"Xiaobai, you're done, you're gone again. You just want to play or not work, right? I'll open your butt~"

  …

"Old Bai~ Where did you die? Come here and help kill the chicken!"

"Old Bai, you coward~"

"You Bai family are all cowards, and they all hide away."

  …

In the kitchen, Malanhua closed the door. The chicken, who was led back from the vegetable market by Xiaobai, felt that his life was threatened and was running around in the kitchen, and it was in chaos for a moment.

Malanhua held a kitchen knife and several chicken feathers fell on her head. She couldn't catch the naughty chicken, and she was upset.

At this time, she thought of Xiaobai's trick: Take my sword.

She used to be stupid when Xiaobai was playing this trick, and was silly all over, but now she is very envious.

If only she knew this trick, the chicken that ran around everywhere, was as timid as a mouse, and refused to die generously could not be so rampant.

After eating my sword, this naughty chicken shed its hair by itself, flew into the pot, closed its eyes, covered the lid, and waited for it to cook, and there was no need to make things difficult for her.

She was also a little afraid of killing chickens.

But this is just an imagination. The reality is that she can't catch this chicken! What made her even more angry was that the old Bai Xiaobai was in the living room just now, and there was no one left in the blink of an eye. He was gone.

If she stretched her head and looked under the window, she could see Lao Bai and Xiaobai eating ice cream in the alley downstairs. Each of them held one, stood under the window, looked up at the window, and could vaguely see Malanhua's figure and the high-standing kitchen knife.

"It feels different if there is a woman at home, and she is so hot."

"Auntie has a knife in his hand. Uncle, do you want to go back?"

"You said your aunt has a knife in her hand. Do you want my uncle to die?"

“Hohohohohohoho~”

“Is it delicious?”

Xiaobai licked it carefully, nodded wildly, and it was delicious and terrible.

"Uncle, why are you so kind to me today?"

"Haha, don't say such words, I have always been very nice to you."

"You are afraid that your aunt will ask you to kill a chicken, right?"

"I'm sorry, what do children know? I'm really ignorant! Don't tell the truth? My uncle will be unable to hold on to his face."

The two men had finished eating ice cream before Shanshan went back.

"Old Ma, I'll catch Xiaobai back for you to chat"

Xiaobai, who had just entered the house, was stunned and stopped in place, with one foot hanging in the air, and his uncle betrayed her! It was his uncle who called her to eat ice cream!

"I, I don't~" Xiaobai tried to argue powerlessly, considering whether to leave.

At this time, the closed kitchen door opened, and a white air first surged out, and then the aroma of stewed chicken filled the air, and the figure of Malanhua gradually appeared: "Catch that melon baby."

Xiaobai ran out after hearing this, but he was still slower and was caught by the big fart Hei Bai Jianping.

"Uncle, please let me go! Bai Jianping!" Xiaobai shouted.

Bai Jianping caught Xiaobai to Malanhua and did not forget to add fuel to the fire: "When she heard that you were going to kill a chicken, she ran out. I was worried that she would get lost, so I chased her out. This melon girl was disobedient and ran around in the alley. I was almost dumped by her several times. It took a lot of effort to find her. I was so tired."

"Bai Jianping~ You are lying!" Xiaobai shouted.

Malanhua captured Xiaobai, and at the same time, she said to Bai Jianping with a charming smile expressionlessly: "Get out~"

"Um?"

Bai Jianping was stunned for a moment. He said so many good things against his will. It would be fine if Lao Ma didn't praise him, but why did he still scold people?

"Didn't hear it clearly? Get out of here, you eat ice cream downstairs, thinking I didn't see it? You are so bad, your heart is so dark. I almost killed myself by killing the chicken, but you are so good. I eat ice cream downstairs, come back to cheat on me, and sell Xiaobai. You are simply not a human being. Bai Jianping, you are a scumbag, get out of here, you don't have your share tonight for dinner."

Xiaobai at his feet didn't expect the plot to reverse so much, and he was immediately happy. Not only was he let go, but his uncle, who was fart-stricken, was also in trouble.

"Hohoho~ Uncle, after you chat, you were discovered by your aunt. 666 gave you a big thumbs up, aunt doesn't want you to chat." Xiaobai turned around and asked Ma Lanhua: "Aunt, are you going to get rid of your uncle? You have to think about it..."

She is not a material to fan the flames, and is far inferior to Juliu.

Malanhua grabbed her braid, "It's not your watermelon! Guazi doesn't bother you, go and knock on the chicken! Who has tied you a braid? It looks like a caterpillar."

Xiaobai muttered, the angry aunt was so terrifying. She didn't argue with her consciousness. She picked up the small wooden stick and beat the stick chicken, muttering while knocking: "My chicken died so tragically. My aunt was so cruel. She was so ruthless. What's the name of Cheng Cheng's verbal? She was cruel and ruthless. I like to eat spicy food..."

Dunzi's mother came and helped cook. In the evening, a large table of dishes was almost ready. Bai Jianping and Dunzi's father went to Xiaohongma and called Zhang Tan and Teacher Jiang.

"Where is Xiaobai?" Ma Lanhua asked, she was about to have dinner, but Xiaobai didn't see it.

"I was still playing here just now, Dunzi, have you seen Xiaobai?" Dunzi's mother asked.

Dunzi pointed outside the house and said, "I'm going to find Xier."

"I'll go and have a look." Zhang Tan was about to go out when Xiaobai came back and held Xier, who had a big red flower inserted on his head.

"hiahiahia, are you going to have a meal? I'm leaving, bye."

Xiaobai held her little hand and said, "Eating baby together."

"I'm going to go to Xiaohongma. Liuliu said we want to play house and I'm going to cook for her."

"Don't leave, eat it before leaving."

"I haven't finished Dudu's mooncakes yet, I promised to help her finish them. I don't have a belly..."

"Don't eat thia. We have eaten so many mooncakes and some other thia. My aunt lives in a wild and delicious way. I don't ask her to eat it for ordinary people."

Xier looked into the room at Malanhua, showed a bright smile, waved her hand, greeted her, and said, "Little Dingding said he wanted to go and see the painting, and I want to take him there."

Just went to Xiaohongma Comic Studio, Ding Xiaohai was very interested in it.

Xiaobai: "You are playing with that guy? He will lie to you, but he will laugh at you. You are a little fool, you can only laugh at you."

"He didn't mean it."

"He just intended to laugh at you."

"Xiaobai, I'm leaving, bye."

Xier was about to leave when she was about to leave. Zhang Tan said intimidation: "You are not allowed to leave when you come. You must have a meal before leaving."

Xier looked at him with a smile, "You are Boss Zhang, you are a good person, I am not afraid of you."

Zhang sighed and said, "Who put the big red flower on your head in you? It's so cute. You smile like a flower."

Xier said proudly: "It's sister."

"Does your sister cook at home?"

Xier nodded and said to the people in the house: "My sister cooks so delicious. I'm going to have a meal. I'm going to grow up, so I can't stop eating."

Malanhua looked at her and smiled and said, "This child is so happy at first sight. He will definitely be blessed in the future. Let's go and I will go find your sister with you."

Xier enthusiastically brought her to her house as a guest. When she entered the door, she ran to the kitchen and shouted, "Xiaobai's aunt is here."

Malanhua invited the Tan sisters.

The two sisters did not come empty-handed and carried a box of milk.

That was something Xier drank every morning, and there was nothing at home that could be taken out at once, and she only thought of this.
Chapter completed!
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