Chapter 1 The Fat Sheep Comes to Your Door
The hot summer is hot, and last weekend and holidays, and an air-conditioning fan that exhales cool breeze. Who can resist the temptation of sleeping in?
The bell at 11 o'clock at noon just came from the swaying wall clock, urging the high school student Yi Ersan who was lying on the bed to get up.
However, the power of the bell was still unable to resist the temptation of the Sandman. Yi Ersan turned over on the bed, covered his head with a quilt and planned to sleep again.
"The business is getting harder and harder... Xiao Liuzi is still sleeping? You should go to the hospital for a review, and you should go to the Dongjiao Forest Farm."
As the sound of a broken gong sounded, the worn-out security door made a creaking moan, allowing the people outside the door to come in.
"Let me sleep for a while...Ouch!"
Yi Ersan pulled the quilt to wrap himself up, and suddenly felt something extremely cold suddenly penetrated into the quilt. He suddenly jumped up from the bed, and the cold air that had previously shrouded on his body was completely dispelled by the cold things.
"It's ice cream again, it's really uncreative." Yi Ersan curled his lips and stared at the ice cream thrown into the quilt. He glared at his father Yi Bonshu with dissatisfaction, then peeled off the ice cream skin and put it in his mouth to recover.
"What should I put on ice cream if I don't put it? My eldest daughter? My little girl?" Yi Bensu, who was in his forties, took off his sweat-soaked Taoist robe, came to the air conditioner fan and enjoyed the cold wind and said, "Do you have a girlfriend? A humble single dog. I am at your age..."
"I'm already a heartthrob, I know I know." Yi Ersan put on slippers and went straight to the bathroom. He didn't want to hear the old father who didn't say a few words of truth in his mouth.
"After washing up, remember to go to the hospital." Yi Benshu took out the yellow paper talisman soaked in sweat in his arms, and blew hard to complain to the air conditioner fan: "Oh... I still miss the past two years! Nowadays, business is getting harder and harder..."
Two years ago, Yi Ersan sat on the toilet and shook his head and sighed. It should be the first three years?
Earth lost its only satellite, the moon three years ago.
The moon that has been hanging high in the air for thousands of years, like a little bee wandering around flowers, seemed to have suddenly had enough of such rotating flattery one day, and it chose to crash into the arms of the earth.
That’s right! One day three years ago, a quarter of the moon fell into the Pacific Ocean of the Earth, and the moon in the sky was like a piece of cake that had been cut off.
What happens when the moon falls into the Pacific Ocean? Many scientists have long said that impacts will produce big explosions, crust changes, volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes, and things that are worse than dinosaur extinction will happen.
However, this time the moon fell into the Pacific Ocean, as if it had completed a very gentle soft landing. There was no tsunami, no crust changes, and volcanic eruptions and tsunamis did not appear. Even the sea water in the Pacific did not overflow the sea water to other cities around the world because of such a large stone being filled in.
After the moon fell on Earth, the only strange thing was that as soon as it arrived on Earth, thick fog appeared on the entire earth. The thick fog that could not be seen with its fingers covered the earth for three days. When people began to panic, the fog suddenly disappeared overnight.
Then, warships from various countries drove to the vicinity of the moon, and then... scientists from all over the world shouted that this was the wealth of all mankind, while stepping onto this magical land for scientific research.
Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, the moon had been visiting the earth for three years. People gradually passed from initial panic to curiosity to a stage of complete adaptation.
There is only one more moon in the Pacific Ocean, and what everyone is more concerned about is whether they can eat enough, wear clothes, and live a good life.
Without attention, the civil sciences who once used to play on the Earth with the moon to play on the show lost the opportunity to enter the TV network again and could only spend time on short videos and public accounts to find some money, or wear a Taoist robe and pretend to be a charlatan everywhere to cheat money.
For example: Donor, I think your Yin Tang is going black, it’s not going well these few days? It doesn’t matter. I broke into the moon blocked by governments a few days ago and found the Guanghan Palace of Fairy Chang’e. In it, Fairy Chang’e gave this talisman!
I am lying to people? The government says there is nothing on the moon? Then why don’t the moon be opened for everyone to visit? Didn’t I say that the moon is a gift for all mankind? I was invited by the state to investigate and signed a confidentiality agreement! If it weren’t for your life, I would never dare to reveal the truth.
"Hey, this is Chiyangzi Dojo..." Yi Bonshu's enthusiastic voice answering the phone interrupted Yi Ersan's memory, "Ms. Wang, I will call you at this time. Do you feel dirty when you go home this time? Don't worry! I will go immediately..."
Yi Benshu skillfully put on the Taoist robe that had just been blown dry, put all kinds of guys in his backpack, and lifted his legs and left the house. At the same time, he shouted to Yi Ersan who was squatting in the pit: "Remember to go to the hospital for a review later, and go to the Dongjiao Forest Farm tonight."
Fat Sheep? Yi Ersan lifted his pants and walked out of the room, looked at the hot noodle soup on the table, shook his head and said to himself: "Don't do this like the previous times. When I met someone I had been deceived before, I would even get beaten with you."
Yibenshu is a gangster. Since Yi Ersan remembers, he has been tying himself up to today. Sometimes he is lucky and can meet a fat sheep, and the father and son can live a few days of good life. When he is not lucky, he will come to him by someone who has been deceived.
That scene is indescribable. A few big wives don’t care that there will be any damage to the manicure that has just been done with thousands of yuan. They used all their strength to pull the father and son until they pulled the clothes into cloth strips.
A knock on the door interrupted Yi Ersan's memory of eating noodles. When he opened the door, he found that there were two fashionable and strong men wearing black suits and black sunglasses, with a perfect figure, just like a man in black in a movie.
Yi Ersan looked at the two expressionless cool guys in front of him vigilantly. In addition to curious whether they were so hot in the dog days of summer, he also guessed the other party’s purpose.
I was deceived by my father and came to seek revenge? Or was I deceived by my father and came to ask for help from my father?
"Is this the home of Chiyangzi Zhenren? We are the Liang family that we made an appointment before."
Among the two men in black, the man, who was even taller and who should be about 1.9 meters tall, suddenly asked.
Yi Ersan quickly confirmed that the two people in front of him should have been deceived by his father just now. He doesn't know that his father is a liar, otherwise the other party would not say "Kaiyangzi's real person". Instead, he should roar in anger. What about that old liar in Chiyangzi!
Fat sheep! Absolutely big fat sheep!
Chapter completed!