Chapter 13 I just changed a wolfberry
The black shadow stared at Yi Ersan's back and was silent for a long time. This owner of the Demon King system may be the most suitable candidate? The desire he had just burst out was extremely strong.
Yi Ersan withdrew from the Demon King system and soaked the internal organs of his heart again. He got up and went to the kitchen to cook two dishes. When he turned back to the living room, he saw that his father, who had just woken up and was still in a confused state, habitually picked up the thermos and fucked a cup...
"Dad..." Yi Ersan looked at Yi Benshu powerlessly.
"What's the matter? Why didn't you call me the Heavenly Book?"
"You probably don't need lunch..."
"Nonsense! I just woke up and was hungry."
"But you've drunk water."
"What's wrong with drinking water? When you wake up, of course you have to drink water first. Drink water? Are you saying...?"
"Yes. The abandoned disciple in Shaolin Temple actually gave me two wolfberry pieces. I just changed it to try it."
"Son..." Yi Benshu looked desperate, "Dad tells you something."
"You said."
"Go downstairs to buy ten rolls of toilet paper and put it on..."
"Aunt Zheng, get me ten rolls of toilet paper..."
"How many?"
"Ten volumes..."
"How long has it been? One morning! Your child is in poor health, why don't you know how to control it? Listen to the aunt's advice..."
Yi Ersan knew that the explanation was useless at this time, so he could only nod and took the toilet paper and walked home like pounding garlic, but heard a sound from the Demon King system.
‘Treasure others and not favor oneself, get 10 devil values.’
Yi Ersan was stunned for a moment before reacting. It turned out that when he was misunderstood by Aunt Zheng, he did not care about his health. It was considered to be harmful to others and not beneficial to himself, but this devil king was worth a little.
If my father cheats me and I go to the police station to report it... Yi Ersan really wants to know if the acquisition of the Demon King's value is four digits?
"Xiao Liuzi, I can't go out today." Yi Benshu sat on the toilet as if he had accepted his fate and said to Yi Ersan who had just entered the door, "But I still have a job in the afternoon, so you have to go for me."
If you refuse, how much demon king value can you get? Yi Ersan wants to earn the demon king value to the point of being obsessed with it, and his first reaction is to put a pigeon on his father.
"This time the job is to 'eliminate the evil spirits possessed by a six-year-old."
Yibenshu added a sentence to make Yi Ersan serious. With the development of the times, there are still many families today. After the children get sick, they will first go to see a witch for treatment. When they meet an unscrupulous witch, they will miss the best time to see a doctor.
The father and son have set a lot of rules over the years, such as never hurting children during work, and whether they must speak sweet words or deceive the world after the work is completed, they must convince the employer to take the children to the hospital for treatment.
"I know."
Yi Ersan picked up his father's work notes before going out to work and carefully said that this time, a pair of rich children had a fever. They also went to the hospital for treatment and took a lot of medicine, but the fever did not go away, so they looked at the folk remedies.
"By the way, remember to bring a work suit before going out." Yi Benshu couldn't forget his advice while sitting on the toilet, "Remember what the work rules I taught you?"
"Remember, remember." Yi Ersan responded impatiently, "The first rule of the world: collect half of the deposit first, and the second: If it is exposed, call the police immediately to avoid being beaten. The third: Compared to face and life, you must choose the escape route in advance. OK..."
"What about the fourth one?" Yibensh asked again.
The work suit prepared by the inspector's father, rolled his eyes helplessly and said, "When you encounter a dangerous moment, remember! Kneel down and kowtow immediately! The other party will definitely be confused. At that time, depending on the situation, whether to escape or attack the situation. It is not embarrassing to kneel down and kowtow, but the face is covered in blood when you are beaten, and it is not embarrassing to laugh, because you are going to live."
"Very good!" Yiben nodded with satisfaction and continued to squat on his toilet.
Yi Ersan packed everything and found that there was an elf ball-like prop in the work suit. He asked in confusion: "Shu Tian, what is this elf ball? Is there a Pokémon inside? Little Fire Dragon or a Wonderful Frog Seed?"
"You are so tall, it's mixed with Carolina's death, and a little explosive. Don't worry, you can't kill anyone, just blow the Carolina's death away." Yi Bonshu said proudly, "Press the button on the elf ball and throw it out to the other person's face. Remember to hold your breath and run away with your eyes closed."
Yi Ersan weighed the elf ball in his hand and said, "Speak human words."
"I don't have the education, I'll pay you all the tuition fees I pay for you." Yibenshu said, "Carolina, the world's hottest chili pepper."
"There is no need to take care of the child's work..."
"You know what's the point! Safety first! This is all my blood and tears experience that I have been in exchange for years of traveling to the world."
Yi Ersan honestly took everything and opened his mouth to Yi Benhu in the toilet, but in the end he didn't say anything more.
"What? What do you want to say?" Yi Benshu asked when Yi Ersan wanted to speak but stopped.
"nothing."
Yi Ersan shook his head and left home. He actually wanted to tell his father many times that he would wash his hands, but he also knew that his father would not listen to him, because his father was worried about his son's future every day and what happened after he died, so he worked hard to make money, even if he was scolded as a liar and an old gangster.
Yi Ersan heard his father crying in his sleep more than once. When he heard his father's sleep, he was like "Black and White Impermanence, can you give me some more time? I also want to find some more money for my son, but I'm worried...'
'God of death, I don't want to leave. I want to spend more time with my son. If I leave, he will be really alone in this world."
‘Son, I’m sorry, it’s because my father is incompetent…’
A phone call interrupted Yi Ersan's thoughts, and the caller was Yi Benzhu, who was "sealed" on the toilet.
"Boy, since you are all out, remember to go to Dr. Chang's place. Your Shaolin abandoned disciple's spiritual medicine is too harsh. Dr. Chang is skillful in medical skills. Ask him if he has any good antidiarrhea medicine."
"Know……"
Before Yi Ersan finished replying, he was shocked by a high-end GMC nanny car parked in front of him.
Although the person standing next to the nanny's car was also wearing black clothes, he did not have the aura of the two men in black who bought Baoyu a few days ago. This man in black, who was in his twenties, looked very gentle and kind.
"Is it Danyuko, the master of Akayaka?" The man in black stepped forward and said politely, "I am President Xiao's special assistant. I heard from the real person that you are going to host the French today?"
Chapter completed!