Chapter 24 Hello, I'm the old king next door
[Poison mission, poison the water source of life], Demon King value reward: 10 devil value per person die, and 100 devil value per person paralyzed. "The Uninterrupted Poison Sutra"
Yi Ersan studied for a long time before he realized that killing one is just killing one person, but a paralysis requires many people to take care of him, so paralysis is more expensive.
"This is too anti-human. Is this really a demon king system or an anti-human system?"
Yi Ersan couldn't help but complain about going to see other tasks.
[Flower collection mission, become the old king next door], the devil's value reward is 100,000 "Yi Jin Jing" and "Miral Cleansing Jing"
Yi Ersan felt that he was about to vomit blood and cursed: Did the guy who was in this demon king system be passed by Lao Wang next door? This task is too evil. Why can you get the two unique skills of Shaolin when you are in the next door?
【Flower picking mission, tease 1,000 women】, the devil's value reward is 2,000 [Shaolin Great Return of the Dan]
Yi Ersan began to be discouraged. It is easy to get beaten when teasing women. If you practice a golden bell cover iron cloth shirt, you can try it. Although the Dragon Elephant Prajna Kung is strong in recovery, it still hurts to get beaten.
[Robbery mission, rob a living person of property], the devil's reward is 1,000 "Lingbo Demon Step"
Yi Ersan discovered that he had finally found a task that he could do, but robbed... Putting aside other human nature, even if the police could not catch him, I am afraid that the guard would invite him to have coffee.
【Flower picking mission, occupying another person’s wife’s day】, the devil’s reward is 10,000 “Thunder in the Palm”
Yi Ersan really wants to ask, what is the difference between this mission and becoming the old king next door? The first one is to steal the heart and body? This one is to use strong ones? Have you watched too many Japanese movies?
[Stolen tasks, steal a piece of property], the devil's reward is 1,000 "Shadowless Hand" [Five Senses Pill]
Yi Ersan always felt that although robbery has no technical content, the character of stealing is not as good as robbery. Moreover, why does robbery have no Five Sense Pills, but there is still robbery?
[Flower Picking Task, Do 10 times****], the Demon King's Reward 100,000 "Demon King's Revelation Sutra" [Juyang Pill]
"Damn it!" Yi Ersan finally couldn't bear it anymore. This demon king system is really keeping up with the trend of the times. ****? Your sister!
[Injury mission, injure other people's bodies], Demon King's value reward: 500 broken hands, 500 broken legs, 100 ribs, 100 life root, 1000 blind eye, 1000 nose bridge bone!#¥%…&*【Nine Yang Supreme Power】
Yi Ersan sighed, it would be great if he had a deep hatred! This task is basically a bonus question!
"Which one is going to take?" The black shadow floated over with great interest, with a hint of excitement in his tone.
"No one can do it." Yi Ersan shook his head repeatedly, "I don't have that ability."
"Let the fire and have the chance to kill ten thousand people in one breath." The black shadow shared his experience with great interest, "You are still young and very tender! Many women want old cows to eat young grass, but this old king next door still has a chance."
"At most I can only be Lao Yi next door! Change my surname? My father beat me to death!"
Yi Ersan was too lazy to continue to worry about this problem with the Black Shadow, so he simply quit the Demon King system, and sighed: "After all the way with my father, I'm not a good person. Why can't I do any of these tasks?"
"Xiao Liuzi, what are you talking about? Where isn't you a good person? Do you think psychological masseuses are easy to do? Also, what tasks do you do?" Yi Benshu lay on the bed and heard Yi Ersan's self-talk and shouted quickly.
"Sleep at yours." Yi Ersan rolled his eyes at the door of the toilet: "Someone asked me to go rob, and said that the robbery was successful and gave me some money."
"What are you asking you to steal?" Yibenhu turned over.
"I didn't say it." Yi Ersan answered angrily.
"Just grab anything?"
"What? Do you have any good recommendations? Which bank is more relaxed in its defense?"
"I didn't say anything to grab, just go to the street to grab a kid's lollipop or candied haws."
Yi Ersan was silent. It seemed that robbing the child's lollipop was really considered a robbery of property, but... robbing the child's lollipop seemed to be a waste of money.
Yi Ersan began to recall the previous tasks again. He found that his father pointed out a good direction for him. Although many anti-human tasks still cannot be done, it does not mean that all tasks are not good.
"It seems that the task of teasing a woman can be done." Yi Er held her chin with her three hands and thought seriously, "I didn't say it was wrong, it was just teasing. I didn't say it was a face-to-face teasing. Social tools such as WeChat and QQ can be used! It's just... it's not easy to attack acquaintances, otherwise the reputation will be bad..."
The more Yi Ersan thought, the more he realized that his brain was getting more and more ideas, and many thoughts that he could not turn around on weekdays began to emerge one by one.
"Is this the effect of enlightenment and Bodhi?" Yi Ersan couldn't help but become curious, wanting to do a lottery to get the effect.
The toilet is a magical place. It is not only a place where people can empty their bodies, but also the place with the highest frequency of books in the world except for classrooms.
In addition to schools, libraries and summer vacations, the toilet is the place with the highest chance of storing books.
Yi Ersan soon found a book [Yi Ching], which is obviously a book that the old man Yi Benhu often reads on weekdays. According to his words, there are a few books in our field that are must-read, and the Yi Ching is even more must-read. Regardless of whether you can understand it or not, you must at least be able to quote it.
Yi Ersan learned the Liuyao hexagram only to use it in school. He really had no interest in reading things like the Yi Ching that are known as [Learning].
Now I am idle. In order to test whether Bodhi of enlightenment is really effective, Yi Ersan opened the Book of Changes.
Then……
You can never forget it at a glance!
Yi Ersan has always believed that this is an exaggerated description of a person's intelligence.
But now... he suddenly realized that this is really not a bragging thing, and that this kind of thing really exists when you look at it!
Yi Ersan quickly looked through the huge book of Yi in his hand. He thought that after reading it, he could remember this book of Yi, which was already the limit he could reach.
But after Yi Ersan finished reading the book, he subconsciously began to reminisce about the Book of Changes just now, and found that he had already had his own insights on many of them. The more he thought about the words in Yi Jing, the more he could feel the more he had never thought about the state.
Chapter completed!