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Chapter 1 Jiang Liu'er (Remastered)

Before Jiang Qiyu fainted, she saw a huge golden flame burst out from the computer screen. The anime of Punch Man was still playing, and the darkness in front of her eyes left no consciousness.

He woke up again because of the cold touch on his face that made him wake up suddenly. When he opened his eyes, there was a dull sky above him, and water vapor splashed on his face from time to time.

The limbs seemed to be tied and could not move. They were shaking and shaking around, as if they were on a boat.

"who I am?"

"Where am I?"

"What are you going to do next?"

Jiang Qiyu looked at the sky with a confused look on his face. He remembered that before he fainted, there seemed to be a thunder outside, and then a big fireball came into the window, and the computer exploded. What was strange was that the anime in the computer was still playing in the golden light, and then he fainted.

The shaking around became more and more intense, and Jiang Qita's head became dizzy. Before he could figure out his current situation, he continued to fall asleep.

The surroundings were filled with wet water mist. After about a night, the shaking became lighter, and Jiang Qizhi woke up from hunger.

The sun came out and dispelled the darkness. He could see a circle of wooden boards surrounding him, wrapped in a thick layer of brocade, which looked quite extraordinary.

"Where am I...?" The doubt in his heart drove him to try to stand up, but the tightly wrapped brocade and weak limbs made his action vain.

"Ahhhh..."

I wanted to shout for help, but what I blurted out was a babbling sound, like a child.

"But this boy was on the wooden board, flowing along the water, and stopped at the foot of Jinshan Temple. The elder of Jinshan Temple was called Monk Faming, who practiced true and realized the truth, and had already obtained the wonderful secret of life. Just as he was meditating, he suddenly heard the cry of a child. He was moved for a moment and rushed to the river to watch. He saw a wooden basin at the edge of the side, and a baby was asleep. The elder hurriedly rescued him."

Jiang Qiyu saw a kind-eyed old monk, with long beard and white eyebrows, holding himself in his arms.

He muttered: "Amitabha, I don't know whose child was abandoned into this river. I'm pitiful..."

Only then did Jiang Qiyu suddenly realize a big problem.

It seems that I have been reborn, but I have traveled to ancient times!

The charitable old monk raised his eyebrows, as if he had discovered something, and pulled out a blood-stained white cloth from the lining of the brocade cloth.

The old monk frowned and read the words above, then sighed: "Fate is lonely, and meeting me is considered destiny. Why not practice Buddhism with me and let me know your life experience when you are in the crown, as for what will happen in the future..."

"You come with the river and drift all the way, so I'll give you a layman name called Jiang Liuer!"

The old monk held Jiang Qiyu and turned back to the temple, and arranged for a little novice monk to feed the porridge.

The light porridge soup mixed with tofu and sent it into Esaita's mouth with a spoon. Although he was very hungry, he was shocked by his name at this time.

Jiang Liuer!!!!!!

Isn’t this the name of Tang Seng when he was a child?!

Have I traveled to Tang Seng?!

Although I will definitely become a Buddha and an ancestor in the end, I really don’t want to be a monk!

Not only can I drink and eat meat, but I can’t soak the young lady…

I also don’t want to learn the Western Paradise!

Demons and ghosts all the way, it’s so terrible!

Jiang Qiyu was very confused inside. She never dreamed that she would become a little annoying Tang Sanzang in Journey to the West, or a treasure pill coveted by demons and monsters.

You can live forever with just a bite of Tang Monk’s meat, which is even more powerful than the ginseng fruit in Wuzhuangguan!

The rumor that Tang Seng was cheated at the beginning was not known who spread the news.

Now that the person who was cheated has become himself, Jiang Qita just wants to be quiet.

Although he can definitely get back the Western Classics by honestly following the plot, will the butterfly effect caused by different personalities change some of the future because he replaced the original Tang Monk?

Besides, Tang Seng’s weak strength really makes him feel insecure.

Jiang Qizhi closed her eyes with a headache, but was shocked to find that there were seven rows of golden fonts in her mind:

【Pushups】: 0/100×N

【Sit-ups】: 0/100×N

【Squat down and stand up】: 0/100×N

【10 km long run】: 0/10×N

【Normal】: Mortal level 0

【Serious】: Mortal level 0

【Anger】: Mortal level 0

"What the hell is this, is it golden finger?"

"How come these contents look familiar! Isn't this...isn't it just the exercise method of Saitama, the One Punch Man?!"

"Does it mean..."

Several bold guesses flashed through Jiang Qiyu's mind, but some attempts need to be made before he can grow up.

When I had food in my stomach, I felt sleepy and fell asleep with anticipation for the golden finger.

This time the dream was very long. He dreamed of a bald man raising in a chaotic giant orb. Under his feet was a thirty-six-petaled lotus flower, and holding a majestic axe in his hand.

I don’t know how long it took, but there seemed to be no concept of time. The giant man frowned and suddenly waved the axe in his hand to separate the heaven and earth. The turbid air fell and the clear air rose. The surroundings were no longer full of chaos.

Thousands of monsters of different shapes came to stop them. After experiencing the battle, the giant man killed almost all the monsters, and only a few fish that escaped from the net escaped to the depths of the chaos.

He stood upright between heaven and earth after his head, and then the sky rose by one meter a day, the earth grew by one meter a day, and his body grew by one meter a day. In this way, after another 18,000 years, the sky was so high that it could not be higher and deep that it could not be deep. He became a giant standing tall 90,000 miles long, supporting the sky and the earth like a pillar, so that they no longer became the chaotic state of the past.

He felt something that he had become an indispensable part of maintaining this world, and the great way also appeared at the moment when the heaven and earth were opened up. He had to give up this body to trace the great way and have the hope of becoming the sage of the great way.

So, the transformation began.

His body changed tremendously. The breath he exhaled turned into the wind and the floating clouds of the four seasons; the sound he made turned into the rumbling thunder. His eyes turned into the sun and the moon; his limbs turned into the east, west, south and north poles on the earth; his skin turned into the vast earth, his blood turned into the endless river, and his sweat turned into the rain and dew that nourishes all things...

"The heaven and earth are as chaotic as chickens. Pangu is born in it. It is eight thousand years old. The heaven and earth are opened up. The yang is clear and the yin is turbid. Pangu is in it. Nine changes in one day. The gods are in the sky. The holy is in the earth. The sky is high and the earth is thick. Pangu is long. The day is long. The day is long. The number of days is extremely high and the number of earth is extremely deep. Pangu is extremely long. Therefore, the sky is nine thousand and thousands of miles away, and then there are the Three Emperors.

The first birth of Pangu is incarnated. The qi turns into wind and clouds. The sound becomes thunder. The left eye is the sun. The right eye is the moon. The limbs and five bodies are the four poles and five mountains. The blood is river. The tendons and veins are the ground. The muscles are the fields. The skin is plants and trees. The teeth and bones are metal and stone. The essence is pearls and jade. Sweat flows into rain. The insects in the body are transformed into Ligang due to the wind."

The moment when the giant Chinese transformed into the Tao, a little spiritual light of the Great Dao seemed to have traveled through endless time and space, broken the barriers of the dimensionality, and stayed in a two-dimensional world where various mutant monsters were there. One ten thousandth of the spiritual light penetrated into an ordinary office worker who was desperately saving the naughty boy.

The remaining spiritual light continued to travel in endless time and space. The heavens and the endless sea of ​​realms finally arrived one day, a blue planet rushed into an ordinary person watching anime, and then he felt a sense of an existence through the endless dimensions.

At the end of the long river of time, a bald young man wearing yellow tights, red boxing gloves and combat boots suddenly looked at the void in his dull and boring eyes.

"It's fun!"
Chapter completed!
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