[Chapter 1: Lying on the wall and watching the red apricot]
There is a place in the most remote area of Northeast China where birds are unwilling to poop, called the Jiaduogou. As its name suggests, it is only as big as the butt ditch. If you fart at the east end of the village, you can also enjoy it with the heat at the west end of the village.
This is a place that is destined not to appear on any map. Here, you cannot move or connect. Few people in the village go out, so you naturally have less knowledge. If a car enters the village, it can be completely defined as an iron beast. The premise is that there is a road to drive in.
Some people say, isn’t there a TV to learn about information? Sorry, in this damn place, are you still expecting electricity? The news is blocked, so those who are a little smart and go out to work can brag after they come back, and more people would rather go hungry outside than come back to this place. The biggest entertainment in the whole village is to hold their wives in bed after dark. So when those workers come back, the most question asked is what the women outside the village look like? Is there any whiteness of the village elder’s wife?
Whenever this question is mentioned, the village chief will be so angry that he cursed: How do you know that my wife’s thighs are white, and you have never seen it! In fact, the men in the village have never seen it, but everyone knows it is the fact, so everyone will laugh and not answer.
The reason why everyone knows is that it is thanks to a person who makes Li Qianfo hate him in the village. He has done all this stuff, but everyone has no evidence. He knows that he did it, but he has no way to do it.
It was his greatest pleasure to peek at the village chief’s wife who bought for 2,000 yuan from the human trafficker to take a bath. And after success, he shared it generously with others, so the men in the whole village naturally knew it. But no one dared to say that it was said by Li Qianfo. A very simple truth is that they are really afraid of this calf.
If you betray him, the egg-laying goose that you have been raised for many years the next day will turn into a pile of bone residue; the well water may smell of urine; or if your wife's legs are white, the men in the whole village will know. Think about it, how hateful this calf is!
At noon that day, the sun shines brightly and the temperature is so depressing that it makes people breathless. Those who work in the field will stop and run under the shade of the tree to rest or to feel the cat.
However, there were two people who were not afraid of the scorching sun and stood outside in the scorching sun. It made people sigh that it was so damn amazing that there was such a calm young man in the butt trough.
Not only that, the two people were also very strange in their standing posture. One was standing on the other shoulder, and the hands on the top were lying on the wall, staring at something attentively.
The young man below is not tall, but his body is extremely obese. Because he looks very dark, he looks like a black tower, giving people a very honest and honest feeling. The young man on the black fat man is the opposite of him, with a handsome appearance, a small short head, fair skin, not as dark as a rural person. He is a little thin, and looks a little like a girl from behind.
"Brother, have you washed it?" The fat black man asked the young man on his body.
"I washed it. I took off my clothes and saw it clearly." The young man replied calmly.
"Hehe, then tell me! I feel itchy."
"You'll come up to see it later."
"That's not possible. Grandpa Gan said you are weak. I'm so heavy, I can't suppress you. Then I'll look forward to it next time." said the fat black man.
The conversation between the two was ordinary and there was nothing special. I can only say that the brother of the black fat man felt sorry for his brother very much. But if you know that their situation lasted for more than ten years, you will know how deep the relationship between the two was. It was like peeking at the village chief’s wife taking a bath for more than two years. The black fat man has always acted as a ladder, and the thin young people were watching it. Once, I didn’t describe it for the black fat man, and the latter had no complaints. In fact, they could have carried the ladder, so that both of them had to watch it. But after using this method for the first time, they never seemed to want to change and maintain this strange-looking balance.
"The village chief raised by the bitch is worried that someone will peek, so he actually built the wall so high. When I get angry one day, I will definitely push the wall down. Then I will take the men from the village to see you." The weather is so hot, and there is a person on his back. The fat black man's forehead sweats and he can't help but complain.
"Are you tired? Then I'll come down." said the young man.
"No! No matter how you say it, you have to see that you have finished washing before you can get off. Don't worry about me, you won't be tired." The fat black man laughed.
"No. I've seen it for so many days. I'll leave tomorrow. You can see it yourself in the future!" The thin young man jumped off the black fat man.
"Where are you going! Go to the mountains to hunt?"
"No, go outside the mountain." The young man replied calmly.
"Ah, but you have never been out! Didn't they say that it's more dangerous outside than the deep mountains?" The fat black man worried.
"This is my life!"
"Then you go out alone?" asked the fat black man, "Why don't I go with you! I know how to kung fu and can protect you."
A trace of reluctance flashed in the young man's eyes, and he shook his head and said, "I've calculated for you that you are not suitable for going out now. Someone will come to pick me up, and someone will take care of me, so don't worry."
"Okay then! You've never been out, be careful!"
The young man smiled and nodded, "Don't worry! Will your elder brother be so bad? He won't be bullied. He's about to leave, so I'll let you satisfy your wish. Put this on his chest." The young man took out a piece of wrinkled yellow paper from his yellowed white shorts, which was painted with strange symbols.
The fat black man said in surprise: "What good thing is this!"
"Wall-through talisman. After bringing it, hold your head with your hands and rush hard toward the wall. You can easily pass through the wall and see something you have always wanted to see but have never seen before."
"Haha, really? Brother, I really want you to death. Why don't you take it out earlier if you have such a thing?" The fat black man was very happy.
"This is specially drawn for you." After saying this, the young man turned his gaze behind the black fat man and walked over from a distance.
The elderly are very steady. It seems that they are often trained. The middle-aged man’s steps seem much easier, and he looks like he is a trainer at first glance.
The size of the fart gutter is, even if a donkey comes out, you can immediately recognize who it belongs to. At first glance, these two people are not from the village, and they are dressed very brightly. At first glance, they are from outside the mountain, not from other villages.
"May I ask, is the wall-walking talisman really useful?" the old man walked up and asked with a smile.
Before Li Qianfo answered, the fat black man was dissatisfied and said dissatisfied: "I said where did you come from such a bad old man? How dare you doubt my brother? He is the youngest, most handsome and most powerful Taoist priest in my village. Will he fool people if he says something?"
The middle-aged man around the old man's eyes immediately became sharp, and what the fat black man said made him a little dissatisfied.
The old man didn't care and asked with a chuckling, "Haha, that's really a shame. It's the first time I've heard of something like a wall talisman, so I'm curious. I wonder if I can perform it?"
The fat black man's head was shaking like a wave drum, and he said, "Who are you? You dare to order me. My brother finally drew a talisman for me as a souvenir, so I don't want to use it."
The old man laughed twice, and had a slight affection for this young man who was innocent and had no scheming in the mountain village. The friendship between the two young people also gave him some emotion. In the noisy metropolis, pure friendship no longer exists.
"Okay then! Then I won't perform anymore. Brother, please make some things, do you think it's okay?" the old man asked with a smile.
"Ask my brother, he said he would help, and I would help." The fat black man replied.
"The visitor is a guest, Tiedan, just perform the wall-walking technique for him. I can also verify whether the talisman is useful." Li Qianfo, who was standing next to Tiedan, finally spoke.
Tiedan, who had been reluctant just now, immediately nodded and said, "Okay. Let this old man see how powerful my brother is."
He did it as soon as he said, Tiedan put the wall-through talisman on his front chest and stood up, hugged his head with both hands, and asked, "Brother, I'm ready. Should I just rush over directly?"
Li Qianfo nodded and said, "Luck, don't have any distractions."
"Okay!"
Tiedan stomped his feet twice and was about to rush. At this moment, the old man spoke out and stopped him.
"Brother, wait first. I want to know what to do if I fail? The wall is so hard, you will be injured."
Although it is a rural earthen wall, it is installed like this, and ordinary people must be injured. I just heard Li Qianfo say that it was his first time using it, so I was inevitably worried. Besides, Taoism is an illusory thing, and I just asked it on a whim. If these two kids were talking nonsense, if they bumped into it, something big would have to happen.
The old man's kindness did not touch Tiedan, but instead became angry.
"Old man, are you asking for a fight? You actually said that my brother's talisman would be useless?"
"Don't talk nonsense, try it quickly." Li Qianfo urged him indifferently.
Tiedan snorted to the old man and said, "I'm sure I'll have one chance." After that, he remained silent for a moment, and suddenly stomped his feet hard, and a muffled impact sound came.
The middle-aged man's face immediately changed and he looked at Tiedan in surprise.
"Drink!" Tiedan shouted, hugged her head and rushed straight to the high wall of the village chief's house.
Will the wall-walking technique succeed? The old man and the middle-aged man were a little expectant. For some reason, when they saw Li Qianfo's calm expression, they actually believed that this talisman was real.
If you pass through it, then this scene will definitely become the most unforgettable moment in their lives.
"Boom!" After a loud bang, a huge hole was left on the high wall of the village chief's house, and the iron egg passed through the wall. The old man and the middle-aged man were really shocked, and their chin almost fell to the ground. This was not what was passed through, it was bumped into it?
"Haha, it's successful... it's successful!" Tiedan's excited voice came from the yard.
Then the village chief’s wife, who was still taking a bath in the yard, finally reacted, screamed, and then cursed.
Tiedan just laughed, hugged her head and rushed out again, and came to Li Qianfo and kept shouting: "Brother, it's successful."
The old men couldn't cry, and they never thought that the result would be like this.
"Brother, are you okay?" The old man liked Tiedan's personality very much. He could see that this child should have known that the wall talisman would probably not succeed, so in order not to embarrass my brother, he tried his best to knock the wall down.
"Haha, what's wrong with me? Now do you believe my brother is so powerful?" Tiedan slapped the dust on his body and asked proudly. It can be seen that he was very happy to protect his brother's face.
"I admire you, it really surprised me!" The old man said in a cooperative manner, and he understood. If he refuted, he might immediately be contemptuous from the other party.
"You can talk." Tiedan said happily. "Brother, what will you perform next? Are there any powerful talismans? Take them out together to open your eyes."
"What are you looking at? Why don't you leave quickly? Do you have to wait until the village chief lets the dog bite us?" Li Qianfo shook his head, then turned around and walked towards home.
As a personal guard, Tiedan naturally followed behind and left immediately, ignoring the old and middle-aged people.
"Young man walks slowly, I have something to ask you about." The old man shouted at Li Qianfo's back.
Li Qianfo stopped and did not turn around, saying, "If you are here to find someone, just follow me!" After that, he continued to move forward.
The old man stood there and was amazed. How did this young man know that he was looking for someone? He was really looking for someone. Since the other party had already said that, he simply took the middle-aged man to follow Li Qianfo.
The village is not big, but it is complete with all internal organs. For example, there are things like Taoist temples. The dilapidated wall courtyard, the red painted gate, and the spiritual tower that looks like it can be of the cultural relics level, which makes the old man feel like he has returned to the ancient times. Do modern people still live in such places? It is not surprising that they think about the people he is looking for.
The old man followed Li Qianfo into the Taoist temple and shouted in the main hall: Old man, someone is looking for you. Then he took the iron gall to the back hall directly.
The old man stood in the main hall and looked at it. There were still Sanqing on the main hall. Below was the incense table, which was all in one place. The hygiene was also clean. Two rows of wooden chairs were placed on both sides of the incense table, with pillow pads in the middle.
This place has been completely changed to a combination of burning incense and praying for worship and living.
Before coming, the old man got some information from his master, and the other party lived in the only Taoist temple in the village. It seemed that the young man had not obtained the wrong place, how did he know that he wanted to come here? Could it be that he was the boy who had received the true teachings of his elders? Otherwise, how could he bring him over without asking anything?
Just as the old man was thinking, a loud laugh came from the back hall.
"Old butler, there are three years left before our appointment, why did you come early?"
The voice is loud, every word is clear, and the clothes are clear, like a ringing bell. As soon as the words are finished, a Taoist priest wearing a navy Taoist robe and a white bearded face walked out of the back hall. His eyes are bright and his steps are steady. Although he is dressed simply, he gives people a feeling of being a fairy-like Taoist priest.
When the old man saw the person coming, he immediately looked up and bent down and bowed, "I haven't seen you for many years. You are still as fairy-like as a god, and you have always been good!"
"I'm not going to take my body away for a while. Come on, sit down." Inspiration smiled.
The two sat down and the middle-aged man stood behind the old man.
"Butler Long, your master is so good!" asked Inspiration.
"My master is not in good health recently, and he is even more incomparable to the Taoist priest. The master meditates meditation every day and absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon. He has not seen him for many years and his face has not changed. It makes me feel ashamed for the younger generation." Long Aotian said respectfully. "This time he came here, he was ordered by his master to complete the appointment twenty years ago."
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Chapter completed!