【Chapter 32: Daughter-in-law who accompanies you to the toilet】
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Now Li Qianfo finally understood what happy means, it turned out to be the toilet.
Those who hang out with Zheng Wanlong are those who have a good relationship with him on weekdays. These people were also next to the basketball court yesterday, so they were very impressed by Li Qianfo's skills. A few people talked and laughed along the way, and their relationships were much closer.
After entering the toilet, it feels like entering a fairyland. Looking around, there are so many people inside, the huge toilet is actually a little crowded. Everyone looks different, but they all have one common feature. They are holding a cigarette in their hands. It feels like this is no longer a toilet, but a smoking room.
Several people swear for a moment, and Zheng Wanlong took out a bag of top-quality Yunyan from his pocket, and each person divided one.
Li Qianfo was not polite, and held the cigarette in his mouth, and Zheng Wanlong's lighter had already handed over. The cigarette was lit, and he took two puffs, and threw it into the urinal.
"Brother, do you want to waste this? This is the best big cloud, more than ten yuan a piece. I finally stole it from me last night." Zheng Wanlong said with some pain. Although his family has some small money, the discipline is strict and the monthly living expenses are fixed. This kind of top Yunyan is usually reluctant to buy. Li Qianfo only took a few puffs and threw it away, so of course he couldn't accept it.
"This broken smoke is so expensive! It's not as good as mine." Li Qianfo took out one of his rolled earth cigarettes.
"Damn, you are such a talent. You actually threw Dayun into smoking cigarettes. How could you let me feel sorry for you! This is really easier to smoke than my Dayun?" Zheng Wanlong asked with some doubts.
Not to mention Zheng Wanlong, everyone else was also full of suspicion.
Li Qianfo is not the kind of stingy person, each of them divided one. "You can feel it for yourself!"
As a result, these wasted calfs threw away all the best clouds in their hands and replaced them with Li Qianfo's earth smoke. It didn't matter if they smoked, they were all dumbfounded.
It turns out that the scattered tobacco leaves that are very garbage in their eyes are so easy to smoke. If they had known this, they would have spent such a expensive price to smoke good cigarettes. Wouldn’t it be enough to buy tobacco leaves directly?
"Qianfo, why are your shooting so accurate? Are there any secrets to me?" Zheng Wanlong asked.
Li Qianfo could not play basketball. The reason why he shot accurately was completely due to the effect of the talisman. However, it was too difficult to explain these things to Zheng Wanlong and the others, so he could only find a reason to make excuses.
"When I was a child, I often threw things, and I practiced them for a long time. If you throw them for a long time, you will become more powerful. I just shot accurately, but other aspects are bad, and you have seen it."
"Yes! It's a pity that you can't play basketball. If you have better skills and don't have to be particularly awesome, then you will be invincible on the court. Of course, with your shooting accuracy, all skills are clouds. Oh, by the way. What is the purpose of making that fire before shooting? It won't be related to shooting, right?" Zheng Wanlong was very careful and thought of something.
Li Qianfo smiled and shook his head and said, "That's just for showing off his handsomeness."
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After smoking, he left the toilet and was pulled aside by Zheng Wanlong. The latter took out a small yellow glass bottle from his body and squirted at him.
Suddenly, a faint fragrance surrounded me. Maybe it was sprayed too much, and it became pungent in a while.
After Zheng Wanlong finished spraying Li Qianfo, he sprayed all the other people. Seeing Li Qianfo looked puzzled and said, "This is to cover up the smell of smoke on his body. It is not an interesting thing to be smelled by the teacher. We must kill the danger in the cradle."
In addition to spraying perfume, Zheng Wanlong also took out a piece of candy and gave Li Qianfo a piece.
“This is to remove the oral odor.”
Everyone else seemed to have prepared and started eating them all.
It seems that children in big cities have a difficult life, and smoking cigarettes makes them look like spies. It’s really a blessing that they can come up with so many ways.
The outdoor toilets are definitely not clean and the smell is definitely very strong. So after being covered by Zheng Wanlong's perfume, Li Qianfo's body has a faint smell of smell, and he can't smell any smoke.
As soon as they returned to the classroom, Gongsun Ruohan and Lu Feiyan turned their heads and sniffed their noses hard.
"It tastes good. What did you do?"
Li Qianfo thought for a while and answered an English word whose bite sound was not very accurate. "Happy is here!"
"In the future, you don't have to stay with them for nothing, and you won't know how to do serious things all day long." Lu Feiyan said.
"Of course happy is to go with them. If you don't go with them, would you go with you?" Li Qianfo widened his eyes. What kind of thinking is this woman? Isn't going to the toilet together to do serious things?
"Why can't you go with them? Why can't you go with me? What's so strange about this?" Lu Feiyan didn't understand Li Qianfo's meaning at all. Obviously, Li Qianfo did not understand the other party's meaning either.
After hearing the other party's answer, Li Qianfo felt his head buzzing and turned his head to ask Gongsun Ruohan.
"Why are all girls in your big cities so open?"
Gongsun Ruohan shook his head, his big eyes flashed and blinked twice, and said, "I don't know what you two are talking about?"
"You really don't understand?"
"I really don't understand?" Gongsun Ruohan nodded. She did not understand the conversation between Li Qianfo and Lu Feiyan.
"You don't understand so?" Li Qianfo asked Lu Feiyan again.
"Nonsense, of course I understand. Isn't you just going to smoke?" Lu Feiyan rolled her eyes on Li Qianfo.
"But I'm talking about shit!"
"Li Qianfo, you damn hooligan!" Lu Feiyan remembered the conversation just now, and her little face immediately turned red.
Li Qianfo was speechless. It was obvious that the other party did not understand his meaning, but instead said that he was a hooligan. A woman, can you be more unreasonable?
"Brother Qianfo, you have suffered a great loss this time. You really shouldn't have broken off the engagement." Gongsun Ruohan said, holding his cheeks.
"Why? I don't think there is anything to suffer."
"You think! It's really hard to find a wife who is willing to accompany you to the bathroom these days."
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At the end of the day's course, Gongsun Ruohan called Li Qianfo to leave together, but he refused.
"You guys go first, I'll come later."
It is certainly cool to walk with these two beauties. However, there are a lot of troubles that followed, but they only showed Gongsun Ruohan's palms and had a big fight with Liu Chuan. If the students saw him sitting in Lu Feiyan's car, would that be great? You must know that Lu Feiyan has more supporters in the school than Gongsun Ruohan.
Li Qianfo was not afraid of trouble, but he didn't want to cause trouble because of such a trivial matter. So he decided to have a relationship with the two outside.
After leaving the school gate, Li Qianfo looked around and then got into Lu Feiyan's car.
Chapter completed!