[Chapter 309: Your function will disappear]
A woman's jealousy is a very strange thing. She will be jealous of your intelligence. She will also be jealous of your man being better than her man, and she will also be jealous of your aunt having a shorter time than her aunt.
Of course, all jealousy is different and varies from person to person. However, Liang Xuehuā is definitely an exception. She is the kind of woman who is jealous of everything and is competitive in everything.
After being sprayed with juice on her face, she not only did not have stage fright, but became more and more courageous. This time she not only brought herself over, but also pulled her boyfriend over.
Li Qianfo was not surprised that the other party could do this. However, the other party’s boyfriend was a little unexpected, and it turned out to be Chu Yunlong.
"Yunlong, see if you can recognize who they are?" Liang Xuehuā has been completely renewed. After more than ten minutes of tidying up and repairing his makeup, there is no trace of being sprayed by Li Qianfo.
Chu Yunlong looked at the two of them with a smile, and his eyes naturally fell on Wu Qingtan first.
This is how it fits his style.
"I really can't tell. Who is this beauty?" Chu Yunlong shook his head with a smile.
"Dear, you are so stupid. Can't you see any trace? This is a famous fat girl in our class!" Liang Xuehuā hugged Chu Yunlong in a coquettish manner, and rubbed her with a pretty good xiong slap.
Now, Li Qianfo understood why Liang Xuehuā’s boyfriend was Chu Yunlong. Like the little star yesterday, she liked to wear mattresses and short skirts, and she liked to speak in a coquettish way, and she liked to rub others’ arms.
"It's Qingtan! I really didn't see that you have become so beautiful. I almost dared to admit it." Chu Yunlong said with a smile.
"This is Pang Ya's boyfriend, Li Qianfo. He is also a student, Pang Ya has a strong taste!" Liang Xuehuā added accent to the word "Pupil".
Chu Yunlong expressed a surprised expression and said in a slightly happy tone: "Qian Buddha, it's really you! I just thought you were my classmate, but I just looked like you."
"I didn't recognize you just now. I remember that yesterday there was a little star by your side." Li Qianfo's lip skills were quite good, how could he lose to Chu Yunlong easily?
There is a hurdle between the two that cannot be overcome, so they started a secret battle like two women. However, their acting skills are obviously much higher than those of Liang Xuehuā, and they look like two friends chatting and laughing together and talking dirty jokes.
However, when he heard this, he immediately changed his taste. If Chu Yunlong had a little star next to him yesterday, then what would she be today?
She is very smart and knows that once she asks at this time, she may lose a lot of things.
So, she pretended to hear nothing.
"Haha, I remember that you seemed to be another sister by your side yesterday, right?" Chu Yunlong fought back with a smile.
"Everyone is a man, and he is tacit! By the way, you had a series of accidents yesterday and your body recovered, right?" Li Qianfo yin smiled blindly. In front of Chu Yunlong, there was no need to pretend to be a good person. The other party's pain point was the best place for him to take the knife.
Hearing this question really made Chu Yunlong's virtual fire rise. If it weren't for this, he would have cursed on the spot. Li Qianfo used such a shameful thing as a joke, and no one could stand it!
"It's okay, are you in good health?, two people know each other, but Wu Qingtan doesn't think anything. After all, Li Qianfo had given her a vaccination before. However, Lang Liang Xuehuā was completely stunned. No matter how you look at it, you can't tell that people like Li Qianfo who are at the level of rusty buns know Chu Yunlong, and it seems that they have a close relationship. It's really incredible.
"Dear, how could you know each other?" If you don't understand the relationship between the two, Liang Xuehuā may not be able to sleep well tonight.
"We are good friends." Chu Yunlong gave the two women a very unexpected answer.
"Yes, we are very good friends." Li Qianfo also joined in the fun and said.
Liang Xuehuā thinks he is really out of sight. People who can become friends with Chu Yunlong are all very identifiable people. What's more, they can talk about women so lightly. Unless they are good enough to a certain extent, they will not joke about women.
In fact, Liang Xuehuā was really thinking too much. The reason why Li Qianfo and the other two joked about women was simply to reveal their true feelings. It was just that the two men's acting skills were so good that she didn't find any problem.
"The topics of women are not suitable for us, so why not have a drink?" Chu Yunlong suggested.
"Okay! I happened to feel bored, and it's good to have a drink.
Then you sisters have a good chat!" Li Qianfo stood up.
Wu Qingtan grabbed Li Qianfo's arm, pouted his mouth, and said, "No! I want to go with you too!"
Today, Wu Qingtan is completely a queen-like style, but she just retreated, which took someone's life! By the way, her lethal power at this time was too great to be resisted by men.
Chu Yunlong tried not to pay attention to Wu Qingtan, but he was still strongly shot by the other party. He secretly envied Li Qianfo, why are there such a top-notch women around him? Looking at the women around him, although the quality is not bad, if compared with the women around Li Qianfo, it would be one level worse.
"Be good, I'll be back soon." Li Qianfo patted the other party's hand and signaled that it was okay.
Of course, Wu Qingtan was not really withdrawing, but was worried that something bad would happen if Li Qianfo left her sight.
She knew the conflict between Li Qianfo and Chu Yunlong. With her by her side, the other party would not do anything excessive. But once she was not around, the other party would probably not worry about anything.
By the way, is Li Qianfo a person who is afraid of trouble? He has never been the kind of person who is afraid of trouble.
Following Chu Yunlong to the bar, the two sat down. Chu Yunlong asked for a glass of red wine, while Li Qianfo only ordered a glass of juice. He didn't think Chu Yunlong called him over to drink and talk.
"I heard from my friend that you are proficient in channel art and fortune-telling. Some time ago, you defeated Anne, a famous British TAB player. I really didn't see it." Chu Yunlong asked lightly.
In just one day, the other party had already mastered such detailed information. Even if Li Qianfo didn't need to calculate, he knew that the other party had listed him as a dangerous person.
Although some things are clear, as long as they are presented with unknown expressions, everyone will still be good comrades.
Li Qianfo didn't want it to end so soon, so he just nodded and said, "Yeah, that's okay! You can't say that you are a master of the generation, and there is absolutely no problem with a master of the generation. At least the newspapers and TV praise me so much." Chu Yunlong felt that there were many shameless people, but it is rare for people as shameless as Li Qianfo. He smiled softly and asked, "I'm very interested and curious about this. Can you demonstrate it to me?" "We are friends! Of course, that's fine. What do you want to see?"
"It's like letting the car suddenly run out without control." Chu Yunlong had a smile on his face, as if he was talking about a strange topic.
Li Qianfo took a sip of the drink, shook his head and said, "Taoism is not omnipotent. It cannot go against common sense.
So, your requirements are too high. I think yesterday's incident was too weird. I guess Mr. Chu doubted me, right?"
Li Qianfo pretended to be stupid, and Chu Yunlong had no choice. After all, he had not found the exact evidence of the crash yesterday, nor could it be said that it was really done by Li Qianfo.
"Haha, I'm starting to play! This is how you can tell fortunes? You can do it for me." Chu Yunlong asked.
"Okay! But there is no fun to give you. Why not, let me see your girlfriend!" Chu Yunlong nodded with a smile and said, "Well, this proposal is good, just follow what you said!"
Isn’t it just to test yourself! Li Qianfo can’t guess the other party’s intentions, so that’s too stupid. Since the other party likes him so much, it seems a bit unreasonable if he disappoints him.
"Then let's talk about some topics between men. Liang Xuehuā has a mole on his mouth, and this mole is called a dàngfu mole. This person's xing is very vigorous and should belong to the type of dissatisfaction. If you roll on a chuáng, you may not be satisfied with the other party after three times. I wonder if my stank is accurate?, Li Qianfo asked.
"Accurate! Generally, in the end, I have to use my fingers to satisfy her." Chu Yunlong smiled evilly, then asked back: "What about you? Can you satisfy Xiao Ni and Wu Qingtan?" "Guess?" Li Qianfo asked back without answering.
"I'm afraid not?" Chu Yunlong naturally would not compliment Li Qianfo.
Li Qianfo was not angry, nodded and said, "Yes. I am like you, with some kidney deficiency. If I hadn't been taking supplements frequently, I'm afraid even a woman wouldn't be satisfied."
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"Chu Yunlong was stunned. How did Li Qianfo know his little secret? Did the other party really calculate it?
"It seems that we are really a world-famous person. We should be able to become good friends." Chu Yunlong said. He killed the wine in the glass in one breath, and his eyes looked at Li Qianfo's eyes changed a little.
Of course, this is not because he has a good impression of Li Qianfo. It is because his opponent is far stronger than he imagined. He is not as weak as he seems on the surface.
"Mr. Chu, do I still want to continue?" Li Qianfo asked with a smile.
"No need. If you say it, just tell me all the hidden things."
"Okay! As a friend, I'll give you a little advice! Don't eat those things, otherwise your functions will disappear in five years. Sometimes, tonics may not be a good thing." Li Qianfo's words suddenly appeared with a serious heart.
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Chapter completed!