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Chapter 3 Who is stupider than whom

Chapter 3 Who is stupid

"The shopkeeper's good eyesight can tell at a glance that I am a countryman. I have been a young man since ancient times!" Zhao Qiong was like a fool at this time, "It is not easy for us countrymen to farm, and we can't dig up the soil.

If you give me a few pieces, you can give me some discounts, and I will buy a fish for my family to try it out!"

"Forget it, you look pitiful to the countryside, so I'll give you a penny for a bargain, one hundred and ninety-nine penny per pound!" The shopkeeper looked at the more and more people outside, and said with a smile on his face.

"Thank you, shopkeeper, thank you, please give me a big shot!" Zhao Qiong said thankfully as if he had taken a big shot.

"Pick him a big one!" The shopkeeper shouted at the guy. The guy agreed to roll up his sleeves and wanted to catch fish. Zhao Qiong had already taken action and pulled out a big fish with a foot of seven or eight pounds from the bucket and handed it.

He said to the guy: "Just want this one, this one has the largest one, less thorns and more meat, so it's enjoyable to eat!"

"Customer, this fish is seven kilograms, a total of..." The guy was about to make a quote, but the shopkeeper said it first, "177, 277, 3727, see if you are a countryman, I'll give it to you.

Two sects!"

"You...you are..." Jianxi couldn't listen anymore and came forward to speak. Zhao Qi pulled him and said, "Thank you, I gave you two hundred and seventy cents at once. You are such a great person!

” he said with a smile on his face.

"Is this person a melon?" Zhao Qiong said with a smile as someone behind him.

"Hehe, I just entered the city and I haven't seen the world!"

"Haha, I don't even understand arithmetic. It seems that the tutors in the countryside are really not good!" Jianxi listened to the discussion behind her, and her face was a little overwhelmed, but she saw that the prince still looked stupid and was in her arms.

Touching money!

"Haha, this is five hundred documents!" Zhao Qi took out a few Mo money, counted and put it on the counter, and started to untidy his clothes again, "I heard that there are many thieves in the city, and I was afraid that I would lose the money, so I had to surround my waist.

"Why don't you think it's the shopkeeper!" He explained to others, while paying money from his waistband. When the little ladies saw this, they turned their faces and spat. Seeing that, they were so strange that they were so strange.

When did the prince wrap money around his waist? But he was not worried. Every time the prince pretended to be stupid, there would be someone unlucky, and everyone in the mansion knew about it.

"I said, you don't have enough money. It's only 1,500 ci, but it's still 500 ci!" said the shopkeeper counting the money.

"Shopkeeper, you see, I have brought so much money, can I still be cheaper?" Zhao Qi looked at the shopkeeper's begging pitifully.

"I'm talking about the shopkeeper, you're too much, are you like you?" Zhao Qi turned around and saw a little sister-in-law pointing at the shopkeeper's angrily. He couldn't help but feel warm, but said with a stern face:

"Sister, don't be too troublesome. The shopkeeper is a good person. He gave me a lot of cheaper money just now. How could he cheat me as a countryman!"

"You...you are so stupid, don't care about you!" the little girl stomped her feet in anger.

"No, it's not enough to be fine, otherwise I'll lose money!" The shopkeeper shook his head and said sneeringly.

"Oh, shopkeeper, do you think this is OK? You cut the fish and sell it. The fish head is 100 yuan, and the fish tail is 100 yuan. The total is 200 yuan per pound. You won't suffer any losses. I just need the fish head.

No!" Zhao Qi suggested.

"Yes, yes!" the shopkeeper thought for a while and then instructed the guy to cut the fish open.

"Two kilograms of fish head, a total of two hundred cigars!" said the shopkeeper without even raising his eyelids.

"Thank you, I think it's better to buy one. My companion seems to have some money in his hand. Give me the fish tail too!" Zhao Qi smiled and handed it to him 200-wen.

"Okay, fish are seven kilograms, fish tails are five kilograms, and one kilogram is also one hundred quids. Give me another five hundred quids!" said the shopkeeper disdainfully.

"Okay, thank you, shopkeeper!" Zhao Qi handed him five hundred words and took the fish over. He just walked out of the store and came back. "Shopkeeper, have you calculated the wrong account?"

"You mud-legged, I am proficient in arithmetic, how could I make a mistake?" The shopkeeper was shocked and said in a panic.

"Shopkeeper, please do it again. You said the fish is 2,700 cents, right!" Zhao Qi asked seriously, and the shopkeeper nodded, "I just bought the fish for you 700 cents, you

I have received two thousand extra documents from me and you want to return it to me, right? You are a good person and will not fool us countrymen!"

"Ah...yes!" The shopkeeper was right when he thought about it. He really asked for his extra money. He reached out to take out two strings of money from the counter and threw it to him. He waved his hand like a flies and asked him to leave quickly. Zhao Qie received the opportunity.

After the money, Jianxi took the fish and turned around and bowed the shopkeeper and left happily.

"Shopkeeper, we have settled the wrong account?" The young man asked carefully at Zhao Jie who was going out.

"How could you be wrong? You dare to doubt me!" The shopkeeper glared at him and said, and the people around him nodded.

"It seems wrong. He took our fish and gave it seven hundred cents. We sold it at a loss. You returned him two cents of money. He seemed to have eaten our fish in vain and looked for him.

One thousand three hundred texts!" The young man said with his fingers.

"Ah?!" The shopkeeper's face turned pale and pale. He swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva and sat down dejectedly, glaring at the guy with a fierce look.

"It's worth it, you're vain. You know it's amazing today!" The little girl who helped Zhao Qi speak at this time clapped her hands and said.

"Haha... I'm too smart to calculate my life. My heart was broken before my life, and my nature was empty after my death. My family was rich and my family was peaceful. Finally, my family was dead and my people were scattered. It was a waste of money, and my mind was hanging for half a lifetime.

It's like, and the dream is over and over. Suddenly, it's like a building falling, and it's like a tragic light is about to end! A joy and sadness are sorrow. It's hard to settle in the world!" Just as the shopkeeper's annoyance came from outside the door.

After a burst of singing, everyone was shocked or angry when they heard it, and some were still thinking that their faces were confused.

The master and servant Zhao Qi walked around for a while and were a little thirsty. Suddenly, he saw a white pear on the bottom of a shop. "Second Master, this Laiyang pear is good, let's buy it to try it!" Jianxi saw the prince licking his lips directly.

, said sensible.

"Shopkeeper, how do you sell this pear?" Zhao Qi asked while picking the pears. After waiting for a while, no one took care of them.

"Second Master, that's..." Jianxi looked into the shop and was startled by Prince Lala's sleeves.

"Ah?!" This time it was Zhao Qi's turn to be surprised. He looked up and saw a young woman in her thirties sitting in the shop looking at him with sadness and joy, silent. Behind her was the one who had just stood up for justice.

Little girl.

"Young master, you're thirsty. Go into the store to rest. You can eat this pear at will!" Seeing that Zhao Qi was about to bow his knees, the young woman wiped the corners of her eyes and said with a smile.

"Thank you!" Zhao Qi suddenly realized that it was a 'role playing game' and could not destroy each other's identities. He hurriedly thanked him and entered the store. The little girl brought him a bed and asked him to sit down.

Xitou stood behind him without raising his head.

"Come on, eat a pear. This pear is crisp, sweet and fragrant, delicious and tight!" As he spoke, the young woman had already peeled a pear and handed it to him.

Zhao Qi was filled with mixed feelings at this time. This was his mother in this life. Although she was wearing ordinary clothes and a bamboo hairpin was inserted on her head, she still couldn't cover her grace and nobility and beauty. This woman tried every means.

Only by protecting yourself can I live to this day. The dozens of clothes I wear every year are from her hands. Seeing her suddenly feeling a sense of relaxation that she had never felt before, as if the delicate body of the woman in front of her

Can block all storms for yourself.

"He is not pretending to be stupid now, he is really stupid!" The little girl in the store saw Zhao Qi's dazed look and poked him gently with her fingers and said.

"You kid are just talking nonsense!" The young woman stuffed the pear into Zhao Qi's hand, gently stroked his face with her hands and said with a smile.

"Oh, how can you eat your food for free!" Zhao Qiong held the pear in his mouth and said vaguely. His hands were broken and fumbled for a while, took out a crystal clear bracelet, held the shopkeeper's hand, lightly

Put it on her lightly. This bracelet is definitely not a sticky piece, but the best glass. It is not only free of impurities, but also has no bubbles inside.

"I want it too!" The little girl looked at the bracelet with her eyes lit up, shook Zhao Qi's arm and said, not at all heretic.

"Sister, some are some, I'll give it to you later!" Zhao Qiong had realized from her behavior and attitude just now that this little girl was the eldest princess of the Song Dynasty. His elder sister Zhao Yupan said with a wry smile. Seeing that she was more sensible, she knew her joy.

, Fei ran out of the store like a flying man, and greeted Wangfu and the others who were on standby to come over quickly.

"Sister, please pick two of your favorites and keep them. The rest will be given to others. I am not familiar with them, so I will trouble you!" Zhao Qi asked the two of them to pile everything in front of Zhao Yupan and bowed and said.

"Wow!" Every time the little girl opened a box, she would scream, "Good brother, I want it, leave it to me!" Zhao Yupan was no different from the modern little girl, and she held everything in her arms and said, "

.

"Haha, you girl, these things are very valuable, you can take over them no matter how you want!" Zheng Hongmei saw that the two brothers and sisters cried out, and no longer avoided them. She poked Zhao Yupan's forehead with her fingers and said.

"It's okay, the things here are not good. If you change them to our mansion, the things there are the best. When the time comes, my sister will choose them and take them at will!" Zhao Qi waved his hand and said.

"Okay, okay, I must come to your mansion to check it out. Any good things will be brought back!" Zhao Yupan clapped his hands and smiled.

"Don't be too extravagant, these things are worth a lot of money!" Zheng Hongmei couldn't help but teach her a lesson.

"It's all things produced in my own house, so I'll just like it!" Zhao Xiao said with a smile. Although Zhao Yupan got the promise, he still couldn't put down these things. He hid a few of them before he stopped.

"Oh, this pear is small and rotten, why are you still selling it out!"

"Hehe, isn't it? It seems that all the money has been saved to supplement my son. I can only feel wronged!" Zhao Qiong heard someone outside the store before he finished eating a pear. He looked outside.

Two noble ladies are flipping and picking up the stall.

"These two evil people will come here to make trouble every time they leave the market, which is annoying!" Zhao Yupan glanced and said to Zhao Qi angrily.
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