When Fan Wubing tried hard to open his eyes, he found that in front of him was a pair of surprisingly large breasts, almost larger than his head. Then a pair of big hands forced the protruding ** into his mouth. The gurgling milk rushed into his throat with a fishy smell like a flood, almost suffocating him. At this moment, he finally confirmed something and was reborn.

Although I don’t know why such a ridiculous thing happened, it is gratifying that God did not let Fan Wubing recognize the thief as his father. His father was still the same father, his mother was still the same mother, his sister was still the same sister, and his brother was still the same brother. Even the small bungalow that he had lived in for more than ten years in his childhood impression was still the same.

The only difference is that time has gone back thirty-three years like flowing water. The turbid sky has become blue and the dirty air has become natural and fresh, making Fan Wubing, an elderly thief, become a hungry baby. However, his baby is very different from other babies.

Although Fan Wubing's thinking is already the standard for adults, his thinking can only be limited to the body of a small baby. Therefore, many things are something he wants to do but cannot do, such as creating some miracles.

After accumulating the great success of Fan’s life experience after he was not sick, and the lessons learned from his experiences and experiences and lessons learned from others, if he wants to make a name for himself, he must fly first, or to put it nicely, he must take the lead in occupying the market. Therefore, he thought that if he could make some extraordinary movements, it would be of great benefit to his future life journey. The most outstanding movement is to pretend to be B.

History books generally record that when ancient sages were born, they often had strange fragrances and golden lights covering the floor, or the sounds of the Sanskrits came from the sky, and the Buddhas came to pay tribute to them, which was quite magical, so they were able to transcend the ordinary and become masters of a generation.

In Fan Wubing's view, the so-called miracle is nothing more than the outrageous acts of pretending to be fooled by these guys, taking advantage of the lack of scientific knowledge in the feudal society, and unscrupulously fooling them.

However, moderately pretending to be B will also bring some benefits to you, at least that's what Fan Wubing thinks.

I remember when I was young, a neighbor's child in the family drew lots when he was a full month old and grabbed his father's seal. Therefore, he was shocked by everyone in the neighborhood and praised the child for being promising and having great potential. He would become an official in the future and become a high-ranking official! It is natural that his family would cherish this son with great potential! The things that happened later were naturally taken for granting the child, just like a bodhisattva. It was a pity that this child, who had great potential, did not become a high-ranking official in the end. However, there was nothing to do later. He made a stall with seals to make a living, which was also considered to be a way out for himself. Whenever he thought of this, Fan Wubing was a little resentful. When he was a child, he was not much jealous of others' best treatment.

Fan Wubing also wants to pretend to be a B. If you want to pretend, just pretend to be a big one!

After thinking about it, the greatest success of B from ancient times to the present is Siddhartha Gautama, the prince of the ancient Indian Kingdom of Kapilava, and the Buddha Shakyamuni Tathagata who later became the ancestor of all Buddhas.

It is said that when Ya was born, she jumped out of her mother's right rib with awesomeness. She walked seven steps around and grew lotus step by step. She looked around in all directions, pointing to the sky and the other, saying, "I am the only one in the sky and under the ground." At this time, there were two dragons, who were also very cheap, and they even came to make fun of it, twitching water and spitting cold water to bathe him. This day is the day to bathe in Buddha.

Fan Wubing was naturally very jealous of the visions made by Sakyamuni. Unfortunately, he asked himself that he did not have this ability. Although he had a caesarean section, he did not follow the regular route, but there was still a big gap between him and Sakyamuni popping out of his mother's right rib. Moreover, he also believed that he did not have the ability to produce lotus step by step. Now he even stood up. After all, he was only a few days old.

If Fan Wubing could really perform a cat step on the operating table and put two poses in a styling posture, it would probably be possible that the anomaly would not have been made. First, the nurses who delivered the baby would be treated as monsters. If it weren't for the change of times and everyone had human rights, they might have thrown him into the pit and drowned. This is really a bit unsure.

Therefore, Fan Wubing thought about it before and afterwards, it would be better not to do this shocking act. A gentleman is humble and content with his destiny. Since God has reborn, let’s just do it! After Fan Wubing figured out this, he naturally came to eat and drink milk. Fortunately, it was breastfeeding, so he didn’t have to worry about drinking the melamine with milk powder added.

People in this era are still relatively simple!

A thought suddenly emerged from Fan Wubing's mind. People here are stupid and have more money. Come and be reborn quickly!

Thinking that in the next few decades, I will appear in the world with a look ahead of everyone's thinking, Fan Wubing couldn't help but feel a little proud. No wonder everyone likes to be reborn. This feeling of being able to know everything in advance is really a great pleasure!

It should be said that the year when Fan Wubing was born was not a celebration of Yu Nian.

On January 8, the beloved Premier Zhou passed away.

On March 8, meteorites fell from the sky in Jilin area.

On July 6, Chairman Zhu De passed away.

On July 28, a major earthquake in Tangshan led to more than 240,000 deaths and more than 160,000 injuries.

On September 9th, Chairman * passed away.

The Chinese people this year were full of disasters and difficulties, and numbers like 258369 did not bring good luck to everyone. Fortunately, the arrest of the Gang of Four in the same year, lasted for a full ten years, which caused the national economy to regress for decades and destroyed countless people. The damn* was finally over.
Chapter completed!