"Fang Xiao, Liu, are you here? Get up!"

Fang Xiao was sleeping deeply, but was awakened by a knock on the door. When he opened his eyes, he felt heavy forehead, soft limbs, and a sensation of pain in his throat. It seemed that he had not only caught a cold, but also had an upper respiratory tract infection.

It's all about pretending to be B and causing trouble...

It seems to be the sound of a monkey?

The knock on the door kept ringing, and Fang Xiao had no choice but to climb out of bed and open the door.

"Fang Xiao, did you and Liu sing under Building 7 last night?" It was indeed a monkey. He looked excited and shouted loudly: "You TMD is so awesome, awesome!"

Fang Xiao felt a little dizzy. He sat in the chair in front of the computer, supported his arm on the back of the chair and his forehead, and asked, "How do you know?"

"You were filmed and posted on the school forum." The monkey didn't notice his abnormality. He bent down and pressed the power button of the desktop computer and kept talking: "I played all night last night. When the team broke up until three o'clock, I went to watch the forum and happened to see the video of you two. Damn, it's so awesome! You two are so good, you can do such things."

Is this an internet celebrity?

The monkey stepped on the escalator on the edge of the bed, lifted Liu Chengjie's quilt and asked, "Where is Liu?"

"What do you think?"

"Damn, Shi Lilin really went out with him to get out of the bed sheets?"

"Yeah."

"Damn it, awesome!" The monkey jumped off the ladder and shook his head and sighed: "What a strange pair!"

He moved a chair, sat next to Fang Xiao, opened the forum quickly, found the post, pointed to the screen and said, "That's it."

Fang Xiao first looked at the time. It was only half past six, and then he came over to read the post. When he saw the title, he couldn't help laughing, and his heavy forehead was lighter.

"The most NB love song and the most 2B confession in the history of Nan Normal University - On a heavy rainy night, under Building 7, there was a second-hand man singing a love song. I listened to it and felt like a deer. There was also a second-hand man asking for a fun, which made me feel excited. I was destined to be sleepless tonight. If I don't talk much, I will watch it myself!"

Before the monkey could see the reply below, he clicked on the video.

The video was taken on a mobile phone, and it was shaking very hard. In the dark night scene, all kinds of lights flashed randomly, and people couldn't see clearly. The sound was also very noisy, and there was a voiceover at the beginning.

"Hey hey hey, hurry up, start photography, post online to get the essence..."

"Sit down and wait for foot washing water..."

"Hahaha, on a heavy rainy night, the water for washing feet poured down, and it was hard to tell whether it was rain or water..."

"Have you opened it? Quick record..."

Soon it was Fang Xiao's voice: "Shi Lilin, Da Liu asked me to sing a song for you."

Next is "Wine from Love".

“The sound is good.”

"What song is this?"

"I don't know, I haven't heard of it."

“It was really good.”

"If any man sings this to me on a heavy rainy night, even if he sings like a ghost crying, I will immediately give out my chastity that I have treasured for 20 years!"

"Hahaha, I am worthy of being the number one lustful girl at Nan Normal University."

"Shh, don't talk, listen first."

When the song was about to end, I heard Da Liu's heart-wrenching shout: "Shi Lilin, come down and go to the bed sheets with me!".

"Oh my god! Who is this, there is no mood at all."

"That's right, how can you confess like this?"

"I really like such a straightforward man. You can tell that he must be very powerful when he rolls off the bed sheets by listening to the sound."

"You are really dissatisfied with desire. You're wet underneath, right?"

"You little bitch, let me touch if you're wet..."

Then the video swayed and disappeared.

The monkey smiled, manipulated the mouse, dragged the page down, and showed Fang Xiao various replies and replies in the replies.

"The song is so nice, please give me a name, please download it." - "Can't find it..." "Is it original?" "Impossible!"...

"The last guy is so fucking silly!" - "It's not bad at all! Isn't it just to get off the bed sheet? I shouted out the voices of our old and young men, and beat him!" "Praise one!" "I'm so loving!" "Pure man!"...

“So romantic, I like it.”

"I want to get out of the sheets too..." - "If you are a woman, leave the phone number; if you are a man, get out of the thickest way." "You are a big worker, please get out of the same place."...

"What I heard is that my body is wet and my heart is wet. I will confess my love to the male god who I have been secretly in love for a long time tomorrow." - "Confess the same love..." "I want to." "I want to confess to the singer, come and get out of the sheets with me!" "Dare to compete with me for a man? Don't want to live?"...

"Please spoiler, did the woman go out with the second product to roll the sheets?" - "No responsibility spoiler: The dormitory administrator put the second product in, and then the two of them rolled in the corridor all night!" "Really fake?" "The upstairs nonsense, the woman jumped directly from the window, and then the two of them rolled the sheets in the hospital"...

"As a top student in the Department of Economics and Management, I can responsibly point out that due to the influence of this rainy night concert, in the next few months, the market prospects of condoms will be promising. It is recommended that students with strategic investment vision stock up as soon as possible..."—"Talent!" "It makes sense, I will go out to scan the goods now and sweep all the condoms in all convenience stores near the University Town!" "Second, do you know what online shopping is?!" "Second! Do you know what an arrow is on the string? Do you have to send it? Are you waiting for express delivery with your bare butt?"

...

"The gossip is eye-catching. These two guys are Liu Chengjie and Fang Xiao from the Musicology Department, and the woman is Shi Lilin from the Music Department."——"Fang Xiao is the daemon goose who was dumped?" "Well, he is the one who sings." "Damn it! If he could do such a cool thing, he wouldn't call the daemon goose." "They've reached the level overnight and awakened the talent of the poet Lingyou"...

Fang Xiao pointed to the screen and asked, "Monkey, is it you who broke the news?"

The monkey laughed dryly, clicked the mouse, and switched another page.

Although it is still early in the morning, the post has been over twenty pages and hundreds of replies. Although many of the replies are full of complaints and are very funny, Fang Xiao looked at it for a while and was dizzy and dizzy, so he said, "Monkey, you can read it here. I'll lie down for a while. I caught a cold in the rain last night. It's very weak."

"Let you pretend to be B!" The monkey laughed and asked, "Fang Xiao, what song did you sing last night?"

"The Wine of Love"."

"Who sang it? I mean the original singer."

"It was a song I thought about last night." Fang Xiao climbed onto the bed, hugged the quilt, and said, "These two days, Liu learned from me and always drank. Last night, I drank with them in the dormitory, and drank inspiration. Then, on a whim, ran to the bottom of Shi Lilin's building and sang it."

"You're original?"

"Yeah."

"Big B!" The monkey praised dryly, then pulled out the keyboard and typed it in a crackling manner.

"You broke the news again?"

"Add you a little more popularity and let that SB girl know your true skills." After typing, the monkey turned off the computer, stood up and said, "You go to bed, I'll go back to the dormitory to sleep."

Speaking of the original owner of this body, love is a mess, but friendship is good, there are quite a lot of friends, and they are not bad, and they are full of love...

Before leaving the house, the monkey saw the pile of computer books on the ground and asked, "Fang Xiao, did you buy this?"

"I bought it when I went to the university town the day before yesterday." Fang Xiao continued to explain using the excuse from last time: "Take it back and show it to me a child from a relative."

"Damn, you want these books, tell me, several of my fellow villagers are all computer-based, and now these books are sold as waste paper."

"Oh?" Fang Xiao sat up again, leaned forward and said, "Then I will call next time to ask, what book he wants, you can help me find it."

"no problem."

After the monkey left, Fang Xiao fell asleep in a daze again. However, after a few minutes of sleep, the phone rang. He didn't want to answer, but then he thought, maybe it was Liu who called to report his achievements?

Then you must listen to this phone call...

I grabbed the phone next to the pillow and saw that it was not Liu, but permission.

It's okay to listen to the beautiful girl's phone number...

"Hello?"

"Fang Xiao, are you awake?"

Nonsense...

If the sound wasn't soft and nice, I'd just hang up you...

"Did you write that song last night?"

"Yeah."

"I want it."

"Okay, I'll give you it for free." Fang Xiao turned over lazyly, holding the quilt and said, "But only allowed to participate in music festivals, no records, no online singles, and no commercial performances. I reserve all the author's rights."

"What do you mean?" Xu Xiaoxiao complained, and then asked, "Where are you? I'll come to see you and let's have an interview."

"In the dormitory." Fang Xiao moaned and said, "When I came, I bought some cold medicine for me and medicine for upper respiratory tract infections. I sang last night and the rain drifted into my throat. Now it's inflamed. By the way, if you are kind, bring some breakfast."

"Sick?"

"Whether it is to rush to your friends or confess your love to your friends, the final outcome is to take medicine for your injuries."

Xu let out a silver bell-like laugh and said, "I'll be there in a while."

I don’t know if it was the monkeys that were promoted or the early birds saw the post. The whole floor was sensational. Before the permission arrived, groups of classmates and friends arrived first, and they came to the dormitory to visit each other, admiring, making jokes, and making nonsense. It was very lively. Since I couldn’t sleep, Fang Xiao simply sat on the head of the bed and bragging with them. After a while, he was sleepy and felt much better.

After a while, a classmate ran in excitedly and greeted the friends gathered in the dormitory: "It's all gone, it's all gone! Fang Xiao, come down and put on your clothes and prepare to pick up customers."

"What kind of guests are accepted?"

"What does it mean?"
To be continued...