Chapter 238. Take Zhang Yuanmin home(1/2)
Zhang Yuanmin read "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and when he read about the burning of Bowang Slope and the burning of Red Cliff, he had no idea. But after watching Zhuge Liang burning the vine-armed soldiers, Zhang Yuanmin suddenly understood the art of fire attack.
The vine armor soldiers were wearing vine armor and were invulnerable, but they were afraid of fire attacks. When the fire started, they were instantly wiped out.
As for black bears, although they don’t wear vine armor, many of them will squat in tree barns when hibernating.
The tree barn where black bears hibernate is not chosen randomly. They have to start preparing for it in the summer.
First find the tree barn with the hole facing the sun, and then leave paw prints and urine on the tree trunk to tell the same kind that the tree has an owner.
From then on, the black bear would often climb into the tree barn he chose and clean the "room".
It's said to be cleaning, but it's actually just using your claws to dig out the rotten wood residue and wet sawdust in the tree hole, and drag it all the way into the barn to make it clean.
When it comes to live in late autumn, the inside of the tree barn will be dry and comfortable, neither wet nor damp.
Moreover, the trunk of a hollow tree usually gradually rots away. After it dries completely, the black bear burrows inside. To the black bear, this tree barn is equivalent to the vine armor of the vine armor soldier.
Although it has not been done in detail, Zhang Yuanmin believes that it is feasible, but the first thing is to secure the barn door and never let the black bear come out.
Therefore, Zhang Yuanmin still imagined that he would insert long sticks through the hole and stand in the hole of the tree just like he did with Minister Li and Li Erchen when they killed Hei Xiazicang for the first time, thereby compressing the black bear's activity space.
Furthermore, when the big tree fell, these long sticks were also on fire, and the black bears next to them had to be burned.
Li Yuan and Li Wei were both money-obsessed, and they really dared to do what Zhang Yuanmin said, but they didn't understand what they were doing. The tree sticks they chopped were short, and they fell into the tree hole as soon as they entered it.
Moreover, they cut down too few tree sticks. Zhang Yuanmin planned to cut down twenty or thirty sticks, but Li Yuan and Li Wei only cut down four in total.
Although they nailed wooden sticks outside the barn door, can they stop the black bear?
But when they heard a clicking sound from above, the two brothers looked up and saw that the secret passage was not good, so they hurriedly ran away, even leaving behind the hammer, nails, and bent saw.
After running a few steps, Li Wei tripped on a tree branch and was instantly tripped and fell to the snow. For a moment, he thought he was being held down by a black bear. He let out a howl and staggered up with all four limbs on the ground.
Hearing Li Wei's call, Li Yuan turned around and saw Li Wei leaping out from beside him, and he was already heading down the slope.
"This..." Li Yuan was stunned, thinking that the black blind man didn't come after him, what was he doing?
The two ran fast, and no one was shooting. The black bear came out of the barn and slowly climbed down the tree.
At this time, many of the long hairs on this black bear were burnt, and it smelled like burnt pig hair.
The black bear got down from the tree and glanced at his burned home. He didn't know what had happened. However, it is natural for beasts to be afraid of fire, so it walked along another road.
At this time, the Li brothers had returned to the horse sledge, and one of them was injured, but he was not injured by the claws of the black bear, but suffered some serious injuries when his leg hit a tree while rolling down the slope.
"Let's go!" At this time, Li Yuan and Li Wei were so frightened that their hands were trembling, and they drove the sledge back to Lengchang.
When they came back, they were just in time for lunch, but the two brothers didn't even go to the cook's shack to serve rice or vegetables, and went straight back to the tenant shack.
When the two opened the door, they saw that everyone was eating, and Zhang Yuanmin was sitting in the middle of the kang, holding a small basin and eating carrot soup.
"Big crotch!"
Suddenly, a loud shout made Zhang Yuanmin's hand holding the basin tremble, and all the soup in the basin spilled out.
Zhang Yuanmin put the soup basin on the Kang table and saw Li Yuan and Li Wei standing at the door, both looking at him angrily.
Zhang Yuanmin frowned and said: "Who are you calling Big Crotch? No longer Brother Zhang?"
Ever since the black bear was stabbed the day before yesterday, no one from top to bottom in Lengchang dared to call Zhang Yuanmin a big crotch.
This made Zhang Yuanmin feel a long-lost sense of respect.
You know, in Yong'an Tun, many young people call him by his nickname.
"I'm just talking about you, big crotch, why are you so open?" Li Yuan said angrily: "What the hell are you teaching us? Today I went with my brother to kill Heixiazicang, but I didn't give in.
The black blind man was kicked."
When he heard the two men talking about killing Black Blind Cang, Zhang Yuanmin's eyes lit up, but when he heard about his strange plan and it didn't work, he immediately stopped.
Zhang Yuanmin stood up, pointed at Li Yuan and said, "Tell me, what did I tell you?"
"What did you say? You don't know?" Li Yuan said angrily.
Zhang Yuanmin looked at the people next to him and asked, "What did I say that day?"
That's right, Zhang Yuanmin was so drunk that he couldn't even remember what he said.
You must know that there are two kinds of words that are most unbelievable in this world, one is talking about drinking, and the other is talking about love. The Li brothers are so obsessed that they even dare to believe those words.
People around Zhang Yuanmin didn't want to offend Zhang Yuanmin. When Zhang Yuanmin asked him, they hurriedly told what they heard. After listening, Zhang Yuanmin felt uncomfortable, but what made him uncomfortable was how could such a good fire attack plan fail.
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In confusion, Zhang Yuanmin asked Li Yuan: "How did you two kill today? Tell me."
Li Yuan choked up and spoke, but just halfway through, Zhang Yuanmin stood up, pointed at Li Yuan and said angrily: "I asked you to cut more big sticks and pin them to the barn door. What are you doing with that useless thing?"
?You two don’t understand it yourself, so you still rely on me?”
At this point, Zhang Yuanmin rolled his eyes and shouted: "I just realized it, you two guys are so stupid! We have agreed that if you find Hei Xiancangzi, I will take you there and kill them."<
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"This..."
"What the hell!" Zhang Yuanmin said angrily: "We agreed to go together, where are you two? What's going on? You're afraid I'll share the gall between you two."
Zhang Yuanmin glared at Er Li and said with all his firepower: "Why the hell did you go kill Hei Xiancang yourself? You didn't even tell us, and you even licked your face and used my clever tricks and tricks. You don't understand it, so you still rely on me when you come back. You
Is it still a person?"
At this time, other tenants in the shack also reacted, and they all started talking about it.
Li Yuan and Li Wei were so angry at Zhang Yuanmin that they had already dissipated. At this time, they looked at Zhang Yuanmin with a shy expression, but they could only bite the bullet and said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother Zhang, this matter is
I'm not right, your brother, I am no longer a human being, you are a big man, don't argue with your brother."
"Who? Who is your Brother Zhang?" Zhang Yuanmin said angrily: "Don't you care if I call you Big Crotch?"
Li Yuan was stunned by the spray and hurriedly apologized with a smile: "Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, don't be angry, don't be like brothers. Today, my brothers all know that they are wrong. We can't compare with Brother Zhang. Isn't that black blind man?"
We can measure it."
"Huh!" Zhang Yuanmin snorted angrily, sat back on the kang, picked up the chopsticks on the table, picked up the soup basin, and poured a mouthful of radish soup into his mouth.
At this time, Li Yuan licked his face again and came over, smiled at Zhang Yuanmin and said: "Brother Zhang, you see this black blind man has also left the warehouse. I think we should chase him tomorrow."
"Chasing?" Zhang Yuanmin was startled when he heard this, and put down his chopsticks again. He knew in his heart that it was easy to kill the black blind man while squatting in the warehouse, but it was difficult to get out of the warehouse.
The key is his ingenious plans. The first premise of the clever plan is to see whether the black blind man is squatting in the warehouse.
A black blind man in the wild can't do anything with any cunning schemes or clever tricks.
But at this time, all the younger brothers looked at Zhang Yuanmin expectantly, and Zhang Yuanmin felt that he couldn't refuse even if he wanted to.
"Old Jiang!" At this moment, Zhang Yuanmin suddenly spoke, called Jiang Jinyou, and said: "Eat quickly, rest for a while after eating, and we will leave."
"What are you doing?" Jiang Jinyou was drinking carrot soup and swiping down the steamed bun that had just entered his mouth. When he heard Zhang Yuanmin calling him, he thought Zhang Yuanmin was going to take him to chase the black blind man, which scared Jiang Jinyou.
Jump.
Zhang Yuanmin said: "You drive the sledge, and we go to the 78-storey yard to find our brothers."
"Ah? Why are you looking for him?" Jiang Jinyou asked in confusion.
"Let's ask him to beat the black blind man." Zhang Yuanmin said: "The black blind man has already left the warehouse. We don't know where he is going. Why don't we let my brother lead the dog and catch up with the black blind man and save us the trouble of running all over the mountain?
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Zhang Yuanmin's words were completely a refusal, but everyone didn't know it, and secretly sighed in their hearts that Zhang Yuanmin had many connections and abilities.
Zhang Yuanmin, on the other hand, looked around at everyone, and finally set his sights on Li Yuan and Li Wei.
Just listen to him say: "This black blind man, I will find a strong person to beat him, but there is one thing we have to agree on first. You two can't share too much bear bile."
"Okay, Brother Zhang, we are not greedy, just a little bit will do." Li Yuan replied with a smile. After almost facing the roar of the black bear, at this time, he finally knew that Heixiazicang was not something he could stab with these two blows.
It’s so funny.
As for how much the bear's bile is divided into, Li Yuan also figured it out. Since he couldn't kill it himself, he might as well ask Zhang Yuanmin to find someone to kill him. If he divides the bear's bile more and less, he can at least get some of it. Otherwise, he won't get a cent at all.<
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After lunch, Zhang Yuanmin and Jiang Jinyou rested for a while, then drove the sledge to 78 Lengchang to find Zhao Jun.
When they arrived at 78 Lingchang, they inquired and heard that technician Zhao was still sleeping in the shack. They followed the man's instructions and came to Yang Liang's shack.
Just when Zhao Jun came out, he was putting a dog-skin hat on his head.
Zhao Jun, who had put on his hat, looked up and saw Zhang Yuanmin and Jiang Jinyou.
Zhao Jun was slightly startled. He was a little confused when he just woke up, and he wondered if he was seeing things.
"Brother." When he saw Zhao Jun, Zhang Yuanmin immediately came up to him and said straight to the point: "We are here to surround you."
"What are you doing?" Zhao Jun said angrily: "I just went to tell you the day before yesterday, why are you thinking about siege again?"
"No, no." Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly explained, "Today there were people in our shack who went to kill the black blind man in the warehouse and killed a black blind man. Now they can't control it anymore. I'm thinking, brother, you can lead the dog
Come and beat that black blind man to death. I have already agreed with them, brother, just give them less of this bear bile."
Zhao Jun only glanced at Zhang Yuanmin, turned around and walked towards the leng yard, turning his back to Zhang Yuanmin and saying: "I won't go."
To be continued...