Hearing what Shao Yunjin said, Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin both looked at Song Changhai. Yesterday, Song Changhai said that he couldn't sit down. Zhao Jun thought he had a bad waist, but when the old man said that his butt hurt, this...

Song Changhai and Zhao Jun looked at each other and immediately said without any hesitation: "I used to drive a tractor while driving in the brigade, but then I got hemorrhoids."

There’s nothing bad to say about this. These days, if you drive a tractor, a pole machine, etc., and sit on something cold in the winter, it’s strange that you won’t get hemorrhoids for a long time.

"This is a good idea." Zhao Jun continued: "Uncle Song, look at who is picking badgers. You want him to have a big badger. Pull the skin off and use it as a cushion. After that, oil the badger to make it bigger.

It’ll be fine next spring.”

"Really?" Song Changhai's eyes lit up when he heard this and said, "Then I have to try."

At this time, Zhao Jun was waiting for the old lady to let him join the card game. He just spoke just to attract everyone's attention so that the old lady could direct her words towards him.

But at this moment, Shao Yunjin raised his hand and pressed it to Song Changhai, saying: "Try it, it can be taken internally or externally, I think it will work."

When the old man said these words, no one could react. After about two seconds, the whole room burst into laughter.

Song Changhai was not angry when Shao Yunjin teased him. Instead, he laughed the loudest.

"Old bastard!" The old lady was amused as she banged the cigarette pouch on the corner of the kang table. Then she pointed the cigarette pouch at Shao Yunjin and said, "You are so old and you still don't look old. I'll use the cigarette pouch to grind the pot."

Kill you!"

"Hahaha..." After the old man said his witticism, he was not very happy. When the old lady scolded him, he laughed loudly, and then said: "You have beaten me to death, who will read the cards with you?"

"Who can't watch the cards with me?" The old lady looked aside, pointed at Zhao Jun pretending to be casual, and said: "My child, come here!"

"Ah?" Zhao Jun pretended to be surprised and said: "Me?"

"Yeah!" the old lady said, "It's up to you! Who can't do it by looking at the cards?"

At this time, Zhao Jun looked at Shao Yunjin and asked: "Old man, do you think I can do it?"

Shao Yunjin glanced at Zhao Jun and said with a smile: "Can you play?"

"Yes!" Zhao Jun responded: "None of us rural people know how to read cards."

"As long as you know how to do it." Shao Yunjin said: "It makes a difference who I win is?"

After speaking, Shao Yunjin waved to Zhao Jun and said: "Come on, serve!"

Then, Shao Yunjin looked at Shao Zhiqiang and said: "Go, bring the cards back and forth!"

"You two, please don't sit together!" At this time, the old lady pointed at Shao Tianpeng and said, "Tianpeng, sit over there on the edge of the Kang."

"Hey, Auntie, I listen to you." Shao Tianpeng smiled and sat down.

There is a square table with a large piece of deerskin on top, and a small deck of cards fastened on the deerskin.

The small cards are made of the same material as poker, but are narrower and longer than poker. The playing method is similar to mahjong, and there are also cakes, strips, and ten thousand, and there are water margin characters painted on them.

A deck of cards has a total of one hundred and twenty cards. As the saying goes: One hundred and twenty cards can cure illnesses and heal injuries.

At this time, Zhao Jun, Shao Tianpeng, the old lady, and Shao Yunjin were sitting in the southeast, northwest, and the eldest, Shao Yunjin, played the cards counterclockwise, followed by the old lady, Shao Tianpeng, and Zhao Jun.
Chapter completed!