Hua Yaya was polite, bowed her hands to Wu Xindie and Xu Miaoxin, and said with a smile, "Now let's answer the question - it has a head but no neck, it has eyes but no eyebrows. [] It has a tail and no hair, and it is difficult to fly with wings! Hit an animal,

Please solve it!"

"Fish." Wu Xindie said without thinking.

"Wow, that's the right answer! Next question - there is silk but no silkworms, there are holes but no insects. There is an umbrella but no people, there is a nest but no bees! Shoot a plant!"

"It's lotus root drops!" Xu Miaoxin was unwilling to be lonely.

"Correct answer, you are so smart!" Hua Yaya clapped her hands to show her friendliness, "The next question - despite the negative name, it is actually very positive. I am busy working all day long, and I work very hard! Hit the machine -"

"Tractor!" Wu Xindie laughed. She thought back then that she had put in a lot of effort on this hard-working machine.

"Haha, you are so awesome! Next question - The two brothers are about the same height, so they race when they go out. They always keep equal distances, but they can't catch up! Find something to use!"

"bike."

"You guessed it right again! Next question - I can't speak when I have a mouth, and I don't eat steamed buns when I have a belly. Although I don't have stomach problems, I vomit a lot of yellow water! Get some daily necessities."

"This must be teapot dripping!" Xu Miaoxin was no less convinced.

"Well, that's awesome! The next question is - if you don't have a deep foundation, you can stand tall. Whether it's long or short depends on your preference. In order to have a beautiful appearance, it's hard to calculate how much effort it will take! Hit the human organ!"

"It's hair! You can't go wrong!"

"Guessed it right again! The last question - it will go when you walk, and it will stop when you stop. The length varies, and it is invisible even if there is no light! What to type if there is no prompt!"

"No need to remind me, it's a shadow." Wu Xindie insisted.

"That's right! Haha, I passed the Juren exam, thank you!" Hua Yaya was grateful and said with a smile, "I'm really lucky today. I was selected from the exam room and got the Xiaolin exam room. You can help me take the brain teaser test again.

How about turning around? I want to take advantage of my good luck and take the Jinshi exam again!"

"No problem, congratulations!" Wu Xindie clapped, feeling that Hua Yaya and her boyfriend Lao Xiaozi were completely different people. Seeing how polite she was, he decided to do his best to help her take the exam.

"Hua Yaya, I don't think you are an old boy, you are a good person! We will help you answer the questions!" Xu Miaoxin said with a smile.

"Well! Now let's start answering the questions - what is the difference between Superman and Batman?"

"One panty is worn inside and one is worn outside!" Wu Xindie observed the panties carefully and revealed the secret.

"Correct! Next question - is porridge more expensive or sesame seed cakes?"

"Porridge is expensive! Primary school teachers have taught me that rare things are valuable!" Xu Miaoxin was as smart as ice and snow, and quoted scriptures to explain the truth.

"Haha, Sister Miaoxin, you are so interesting! Next question - What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?"

"Confucius' drops are on the left, Mencius' drops are on the top!" Xu Miaoxin had an ingenious idea.

"Sister Miaoxin is so amazing! The last question - who is the father of the boxing champion?"

"Alibaba. The boxing champion is Ali!" Wu Xindie explained succinctly after cracking the puzzle.

"Correct answer! I've been admitted to the Jinshi again, hahaha! Thank you!" Hua Yaya was very excited and said happily, "I want to work hard to answer the idiom riddle questions and pass the bachelor's degree, and then help me, okay?"

Don’t scold me for pushing too far!”

"It's okay, we like you, just keep taking the exam!" Xu Miaoxin felt very good about Hua Yaya.

"Then I will enter the palace examination! Start answering the questions - bite off the cow's tail in one bite and type one word!"

"It's a confession!" Xu Miaoxin spoke like a walking dictionary.

"Sister is awesome! The next question is - five girls were taking a bath and ten boys peeked at them. Make an idiom!"

"Haha. This riddle is so old and colorful!" Although Wu Xindie has no knowledge, he has memorized the riddles that men should master since he was a child.

"Yeah, that's right! The next question is - occupying the latrine and not taking a shit. Write one or four words!"

"It's inconvenient to stay for a long time!" Wu Xindie is always very sensitive to latrines and feces.

"Haha, you got it right!" Hua Yaya smiled as brightly as a flower, "The last additional question! If you answer it correctly, you will exit the examination room - something that monks have but don't use. Eunuchs have it, but they don't after entering the palace. Foreigners have it,

Generally longer than Chinese ones!”

"This...I don't want to guess! Xiao Wu, guess it yourself!" Xu Miaoxin was too embarrassed to say anything.

"Let me think about it." Wu Xindie thought of a certain organ in her body. Then she thought about it. Although the imperial examination was in the absurd and unruly Xiaolin examination room, there should not be such vulgar riddles. She lit up a cigarette butt.

He held his chin and thought hard about another answer to the mystery.

"Xiao Wuzi, what are you thinking about with your mouth? I'm here, your sister-in-law!"

Wu Xindie was thinking hard when she saw Amushu Shu coming over with a very thin women's cigarette in her mouth. She quickly stood up and said, "Sister-in-law is back? Brother Xiaofeng, is it okay?"

"It took 16 stitches, but he won't die! I think he is really a man, and my sister-in-law is determined to follow him this time!" Amushusu raised her thumb in appreciation. She casually pulled a leather seat over, and the big knife

He sat down quietly, put his feet down on the computer table, took a deep breath of cigarette, squinted his eyes and asked, "What are you playing? Why are you frowning?"

"I'm helping others figure out the answer to the riddle."

Wu Xindie then told Amushu Shu the last question of Hua Yaya's exam, and said with a smile, "I helped her answer a lot of riddles, but she still can't guess the last one."

"I'm Genghis Khan! You can't even guess such a simple riddle? You're still a man! Let me ask you, what is the lifeblood of a man?" Amushus said with a pair of big, clear eyes.

He looked at Wu Xindie's lower body with a suspicious look.

"Sister-in-law, you are thinking wrong! The answer to the mystery cannot be what you think. Absolutely not!" Wu Xindie was a little shy when Amushu Shu looked at her.

"Did I think wrongly? How do you know what I'm thinking?" Amushu suddenly burst into laughter, patted the back of Wu Xindie's head, and said with a smile, "Idiot Xiao Wu, the answer to this riddle is your name! You can't even do this

I can’t even guess a simple riddle, but I’m so embarrassed to help others guess it! Well, it seems that my sister-in-law has to teach you some classic riddles!”

"Name? - Yes, it's really a name!" Wu Xindie suddenly realized it and laughed at himself for being too clever and thinking wrongly, almost making a man's inner joke.

"Xiao Wu, do you really like riddles? My sister-in-law is going to teach you the classic riddles that my sister-in-law has collected. Just guess it with others in the world you are playing in. I guarantee you will be a big star!" Amushu said in a bad manner!

smile.

"Sister-in-law, tell me. If there are classics, I will keep them in mind."

"Absolutely classic! If you don't believe me, guess now - a man sits naked on a rock and a woman sits naked on a rock! Make two idioms!"

"Let me think about it..." Wu Xindie pondered for a moment, without a clue, and said melancholy, "I can't guess!"

"Idiot! It's a matter of throwing an egg at a stone and losing a big thing for a small amount of money!" Amushu said comfortably and took a pen to write on the paper.

"I'm dizzy!" Wu Xindie understood what it meant, and her color changed in horror, and beads of sweat broke out on her forehead.

"How about it, classic enough? I'll give you two more guesses - men's panties and women's panties! Two kinds of snacks, guess what!"

"I can't guess." Wu Xindie has a deep connection with her pants, so she is very familiar with them. The next step must be to get rid of her pants. In front of her sister-in-law, this kind of thing is not something that should be discussed.

"Silly! The answer to the mystery is fruit peel and jelly!" Amushu's eyebrows were beaming. He was afraid that Wu Xindie wouldn't understand, so he wrote it down on the paper and elaborated a little to avoid confusion.

"Sister-in-law, this is not called a classic, this is called pornographic. It is simply too pornographic!" Wu Xindie wiped the sweat from his forehead and said seriously, "How can a good person guess such a vulgar riddle? Such riddles cannot be accepted at all.

scene."

"Don't you understand this? Brother, this is not called porn, this is called fun! Do you know what the concept of fun is? That is to say, if you guess these riddles to a girl, you can easily capture her

My heart is full of love! I remember back then, your brother Xiaofeng had the courage to guess these riddles to me. After listening to them, I first had a physical reaction, and then I thought that your brother Xiaofeng was interesting and could make women happy.

! Then I agreed to go into the trap with him, and then solved the physiological reaction. Then, I firmly memorized these riddles!"

Wu Xindie lowered his head and listened to her instructions, smiling to himself, "Humph, only a wild woman like you can be so excited about such a riddle! - Huh? Tell me this riddle, won't you?

Are you trying to make me shy?"

"Xiao Wu, you seem to be smiling but not smiling. What do you mean?" Amushushu noticed a sneer on Wu Xindie's lips, and her tone became a little unhappy, "Do you think your sister-in-law is like a gangster?"

"No, no, I think my sister-in-law is a hero among women!" Wu Xindie marveled at herself as soon as she spoke. In this situation, she could inexplicably think of the majestic word "hero among women". It's true!

"Well, if you really think that your sister-in-law is a hero among women, then you can publish the riddles I just taught you on the arena you are playing in. I want to see how the people in the arena react!"

Amushushu was serious.

"No, no, no! There are many decent people in this world. If they knew that I published such riddles, they would kill me and leave me nowhere to hide!" Wu Xindie was deeply afraid that once these riddles were published, they would seriously affect her career in society.

His popularity and future development in the world, so he must tell a lie.

"Then I won't post these riddles, but another classic one! I promise the answer is very pure and not pornographic at all! I'll just send it to the Hua Yaya you just mentioned!" Amushu Shu still refused to give up.

"Then you have to tell me first, and I'll check it first!"

"Okay! The mystery is - the excrement on the pig's butt, name it a song! You think, since it's the title of the song, it can't be yellow, right?"

"Sister-in-law, why do all the riddles you guess include butts? You're always trying to get by on the sidelines!" Wu Xindie didn't think highly of "butts" and was hesitant for a moment.

"It's just a coincidence! The answer to this riddle is the title of a song. Please tell Hua Yaya this riddle and let her guess!" Amushu Shu couldn't wait.

"Okay then." Wu Xindie was helpless. She first told Hua Yaya the answer to the last question in the Xiaolin examination room, and then said with a smile, "Yaya, I have a riddle here, do you want to guess it?"

"Okay, I guess! You tell me." Hua Yaya got the certificate of "Xiaolin University Bachelor" in one go and was in a great mood.

"Well, the mystery is - the excrement on the pig's butt, the name of a song!"

"Oh! Let me think about it, don't worry!"

"Sister-in-law?" Wu Xindie saw the evil smile on Amu Shushu's face and felt that the situation was not good, so she tried, "While Hua Yaya is guessing, can you tell me what the answer is first?"

"Hahaha!" Amushushu laughed heartily and said, "The answer to the riddle is the old song - Your face is crying! Tell Hua Yaya!"

"Sister-in-law, you... are you cheating on me? How do you want me to tell her!" Wu Xindie knew that she had been betrayed by Amushu Shu, and she was angry but couldn't let it go.
To be continued...