Chapter 5 Tang Xiaobad and Amu Shushu(2/2)
hand!"
"You're brave enough! But you don't have to show off like this in front of Old Tang, haha." Tang Xiaobai laughed and took Wu Xindie's hand into the store. After passing through the business hall, he lifted up a huge black curtain.
, entered the gloomy exhibition hall.
The exhibition hall was dark and silent. Tang Xiaohuai turned on the light, and all of a sudden, coffins of various sizes were neatly arranged in front of him. The exhibition hall was at least two thousand square meters, and there were countless coffins placed in each room.
The coffins come in different colors and sizes. One red coffin is actually much longer than the Audi A6, and its height is almost as high as Wu Xindie's.
"I'm dizzy." Wu Xindie had never seen such a huge coffin before, and asked in fear, "Why is this coffin so big?"
"This is the most luxurious coffin here in Old Tang!" Tang Xiaobai was so proud that he slapped the coffin lid with his big hand, "Brother, let me give you a long experience! - Look, this luxurious coffin is digital, and the inside is
There are electronic ever-burning lanterns, reunion lanterns and soul-returning lanterns. The lights are colorful and will last for two hundred years! Look at the patterns on the lid and both sides of the coffin. Look, they are all carved with gold ingots and money trees, as well as the Happy River. This
It is specially made for rich people and high-ranking officials, and it sells for 1.68 million!"
"It's so expensive!" Wu Xindie was shocked by the price. She thought that a person like herself living well is not worth 1.68 million. Such an expensive coffin is more expensive than a high-end house. The coffin of a dead person is actually more expensive than a high-end house.
It’s so fucking ridiculous that a living person’s house is still expensive. Money should not be used as money!
Tang Xiaohuai led Wu Xindie to visit the Coffin Hall. Wu Xindie found that there were several coffins that were only slightly larger than the bedside table. She was surprised and asked: "Why is this coffin so small?"
"This is for children under 8 years old." Tang Xiaohuai said and sighed, "Recently, the sales of small coffins have not been very good. It has only been 85% sold in three months.
One, I thought I could sell at least two hundred, damn!"
Wu Xindie's expression changed after hearing this, thinking that the death of a child was the most tragic thing in the world. Tang Xiaohuai actually thought that the death of a child would affect his coffin business, and couldn't help but criticize: "Brother, you said this
Is this too much? Brother, I can’t stand it!”
"Hahaha!" Tang Xiaohuai laughed again, suddenly put away his smile, and said seriously, "Brother, you have to know that business is business, and benevolence is benevolence! Last year, after the Sichuan earthquake, I donated three dollars to the disaster area without hesitation.
One hundred yuan! If my business is not good and I don’t have enough to eat, how can I benefit society? Right?"
"Well, you're right, absolutely right!" Wu Xindie nodded, her mind already turning around - she is the guest and they are the host. It is too boring to argue about such boring things in other people's homes.
.Besides, during the earthquake in Southwest China, I didn’t donate a penny.
"Brother, are you afraid of seeing dead people?" Tang Xiaohuai stared at Wu Xindie and sneered, "Some men are as timid as mice and wet their pants when they see dead people. Are you afraid of seeing dead people?
"
"Tch!" Wu Xindie pretended not to care, "What are the dead people to be afraid of? I have even carried dead people!"
"That's good, brother, look here!" Tang Xiaohuai said, suddenly pushing open the lid of a coffin.
"Oh!"
Wu Xindie was shocked. She suddenly saw a young girl wearing a royal blue shroud lying in the coffin. She was so frightened that she almost knelt down.
"Hahaha!" Tang Xiaobai laughed loudly. Seeing Wu Xindie's face turned pale with fright, he patted his head and said, "It's too hot. This girl has been dead for less than two hours, and her body is already a little weak."
It stinks!”
Wu Xindie touched her heart that was so frightened that it almost burst out of her chest. She plucked up the courage to look at the female corpse in the coffin. When she saw that the female corpse was covered with hundred-yuan bills, her heart suddenly pounded: "What's wrong with this woman?"
Looks familiar?"
"Okay, stop looking! This girl will be cremated soon. If you look too much, you will lose her soul!" Tang Xiaohuai said and closed the coffin lid, "Let's go to the second floor to visit my
Shroud!"
The shroud hall on the second floor has a gloomy layout. The four walls are covered with colorful shrouds for men and women. There are more than a dozen sets of shrouds hanging in the hall. At first glance, it looks like there are many hanged ghosts. The atmosphere is compared to the coffin hall.
It becomes even more eerie and terrifying.
"Haha." Wu Xindie glanced at it and smiled faintly. She had been frightened by the female corpse just now, but now that she saw these shrouds, she didn't realize there was anything to be afraid of.
Seeing that Wu Xindie was not timid, Tang Xiaohuai laughed and said: "Brother was jumped by the female corpse just now, but he was given a courage-boosting vaccine. This time, he is not afraid of anything, right?" After saying that, he led the way calmly.
Wu Xindie went to Zha Cai Pavilion on the third floor.
There are many colorful objects placed in the Zhacai Pavilion on the third floor. When you enter the door, you will see eight tall golden horses and a dozen lifelike adults holding sticks. Going further in, you will find a huge paper house.
, placed next to it are computers, TVs, refrigerators, washing machines and electric fans made of paper.
"Huh?" Wu Xindie suddenly discovered that there were many paper pistols, building blocks and rubber balls next to the electrical appliances. She thought that these gadgets must have been burned for the dead children. She felt unhappy and wanted to leave, "
Brother, I have already seen your business and shop. I have some things to do back to Phoenix Town, so I have to leave."
"You've just been here for a while and you're in a hurry to leave? Don't you think Brother Dang's reception was not good?" Tang Xiaohuai said, suddenly slapping his forehead, and said as if he suddenly realized, "By the way, I must have not treated you well.
!I’m used to seeing these things, I just think it’s fun, I forgot to consider your feelings! Don’t leave in a hurry, go out with me to have some draft beer and then go back!”
"No, no!" Wu Xindie heard what he said, "I forgot to consider your feelings." She suddenly realized that Tang Xiaohuai liked pranks very much. He deliberately frightened her and pretended to be a good person. She immediately said decisively, "I have something urgent to do. I'm leaving.
Got it!"
Wu Xindie hurriedly went downstairs as he spoke. Seeing that he couldn't keep him, Tang Xiaohuai hurriedly caught up and said, "Brother, I can't force you to stay if you want to leave, but do you have the travel expenses to go back?"
"Of course! I'm leaving -" Wu Xindie looked at his half-smiling expression and felt that he was asking a strange question. She wondered if he knew that two hundred yuan had been stolen from me by a professional thief? How did he know?
Ignore it for now, get out of this hellish place first!
Wu Xindie strode out of the distance, and looked back to see that Tang Xiaohuai was not following her. She finally relaxed after being nervous for a long time, thinking that her trip was like a visit to the underworld. After returning, she should
Take a quick shower to wash away all the bad luck on your body and make yourself clean again!
When she walked to the bus stop and waited for the bus, Wu Xindie lit up a cigarette, touched her remaining seven yuan and fifty cents, and was filled with emotion. While she was thinking about how to explain to Huang Xiaofeng, she suddenly saw a man with a big belly wearing a skating suit.
The young girl wearing shoes slid over happily towards her.
"Handsome guy, I want to ask something!" The pregnant woman skating skated in front of Wu Xindie, suddenly stopped, and flicked her long hair, "How to get to the south?"
"Nanfang Commercial Building? Go forward along this road and turn left at the second intersection!"
"Who asked you about Nanfang Commercial Building? I asked about Nanfang!"
"South?" Wu Xindie was stunned, "Is the south the direction you are talking about?"
"Nonsense, are you stupid?" The pregnant woman said with contempt on her face.
"You're going the wrong way!" Wu Xindie knew that pregnant women tend to have bad tempers, and since she was in another place, it was not appropriate to argue with her. "Behind you is the south."
"You fart, how dare you lie to me!"
"Why did I lie to you!" Wu Xindie became a little impatient, turned her head and said, "If you don't believe it, just ask others!"
"Why should I ask others? I'm not bothering you, so I'll ask you! Tell me the truth, do you want to trick me when you see that I'm pregnant?"
Wu Xindie's heart trembled, the visitor was evil! He stared at the pregnant woman in front of him, trying to judge from her expression whether she was here to cause trouble. The pregnant woman's eyes that were angry just now suddenly became as tender as water, and the look on her face
The anger gradually disappeared, and he finally laughed: "Handsome guy, we haven't seen each other for a while, don't you recognize me?"
"Do I know you?" Wu Xindie looked at her with wide eyes, vaguely feeling that she looked a little familiar, but she thought that she didn't know the pregnant girl at all.
"Hey, you are so stupid!" The pregnant woman suddenly leaned close to Wu Xindie's ear and whispered, "Are you blind? Aren't I the dead man lying in the coffin just now?"
"Ah? You-" Wu Xindie staggered in fright, and even after taking a few puffs of a cigarette, she was frightened. She managed to regain her composure and said strangely, "It's really you! What's going on with you?"
"Hehe!" The pregnant woman smiled evilly, took out a big basketball from her clothes, patted it and said with a smile, "You are blind, but you still don't recognize who I am! Little guy, I am
I’m here to deliver your travel expenses!”
"It turns out that she is not a pregnant woman, but has a basketball in her belly!" Wu Xindie muttered in her heart, looking at the girl carefully. When she heard "little guy" and "travel expenses", she suddenly understood, "I know who you are, you are
The person who took my money pretended to be sleeping in the car on the way here!"
"You're not a big idiot!" The girl laughed, put away the basketball, and hid it in her clothes. When she stretched out her hand again, she already had two hundred-dollar bills. "My name is Amushushu! I got it in the car this morning.
That guy who talked dirty had six hundred yuan, and he liked to touch it when he was asleep. He even touched your boy's two hundred yuan. I'm sorry, I'll give it to you!"
Wu Xindie was shocked and said to herself, "She is really amazing. She actually stole the 600 yuan that the guy stole by cheating and cheating, and the guy didn't even know about it!" He stretched out his hand to take the money, Amus Shushu.
Suddenly she retracted her hand, and Wu Xindie caught the empty one.
"Wait a minute! I gave you the money, how are you going to thank me? You have to know that if it were someone else, even if they took 2 cents from you, they would never give it back to you. This is like putting a monkey in a mouth!"
Amushushu spoke eloquently.
"It's time to thank you!" Wu Xindie pondered for a moment, and found Amushu Shu very interesting, so she decided to be generous for the first time and said grandly, "How about I give you one piece?"
"Holy shit, you only gave me one? You're so stingy! Two, are you willing to give me both?"
"Haha, it doesn't matter if I give it to you. After all, the money will be yours once it's in your hands!" Wu Xindie smiled bitterly, suddenly looked behind Amushu Shu, and said in surprise, "Ah, why are you here too? This
I can be saved!"
Amushu Shu turned his head and saw that there was no one behind him. He knew that he had fallen into the trap. When he immediately turned around, Wu Xindie had already taken one of the two banknotes out of his hand. He regretted that he was not on guard and roared with hatred, "
What a cunning guy!"
"Just like that." Wu Xindie had already run far away and laughed, "The money is not yours in the first place. If I leave you one piece, I have to make up for it myself. You are not satisfied yet! - Let's go.
Man - bye!"
"Hahahaha, don't come back if you dare!" Amushushu laughed loudly without being angry, "Idiot! Do you really think you are smart? You don't even check whether the money in your hand is real or fake.
Yes! Let me tell you the truth, except for this pink piece of waste paper, you don’t even have a dime on you! - I’m leaving too - bye!"
Wu Xindie was shocked. She quickly checked the authenticity of the banknote and felt that it felt different from the real banknote. She looked at the reverse side and saw that the words "This is a counterfeit currency" were clearly printed on the edge of the banknote. She then dug into her trouser pocket and groped for her cigarette case.
, the trouser pockets were empty, it must have been stolen by her when she was talking to him ear to ear.
Chapter completed!