Kick off my third leg?

The fat man thought of Su Ming's atrocities during the day and felt that the lower part was chilly, as if he was blown by the ice wind, and immediately covered his mouth with both hands!

I have to say that Su Ming’s move is very useful, especially for a man, the effect is simply immediate!

Su Ming stared at the fat man at this time and asked, "Who are you?"

The fat man covered his mouth with his hands and kept silent.

Su Ming's face turned dark: "Why are you coming to me?"

The fat man covered his mouth with his hands and continued to remain silent.

Su Ming's face turned darker: "If you don't answer these two questions, do you believe it or not, I will throw you out directly from here?!"

The fat man still covered his mouth with his hands, and this time he finally nodded.

Faced with such a strange fat man, Su Ming was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood: "Since you believe I will throw you out of here, why don't you answer me?!"

Su Ming's tone suddenly became less friendly and full of a sharp smell.

The fat man was so anxious that he was sweating profusely at this time that he was almost collapsed.

Suddenly, the fat man looked happy and rushed to the side and grabbed a wooden stick.

What does this fat man do with a wooden stick?

Su Ming was stunned, a little confused.

The fat man held the wooden stick and returned to Su Ming's side, and wrote a line of words directly on the ground.

This line of words is crooked, but it almost made Su Ming laugh—

Boss, you threatened me and said that if I dared to say one more word, you would kick my third leg directly. I was scared. If you agreed to me, how could I dare to speak? I don’t want you to kick my third leg off, because I have the happiness of the rest of my life.

puff--

Is this fat man too weird?

Su Ming looked at the crooked handwriting on the ground, resisted the hilarious urge, and pretended to be majestic on his face: "Okay, now I agree that you can speak."

After hearing Su Ming's words, the fat man immediately showed ecstasy expression on his face and gasped heavily: "Huhuhu! I'm suffocating the fat man to death! I'm suffocating the fat man to death!"

Su Ming looked at this strange fat man and asked with a calm face: "Who are you?"

The fat man stared at Su Ming with a look of surprise, looking very puzzled: "I am me! Who else can I be?"

Su Ming: "..."

At this moment, Su Ming was completely defeated by this strange fat man.

Could this fat man be less stubborn?

Su Ming's eyes at the fat man changed suddenly.

The fat man's eyes turned, then he reacted, shook his head with a silly smile: "Boss, are you asking me your name? Sorry, I'm wrong."

Su Ming: "..."

Damn!

Could this person have a pig's head?

Su Ming felt extremely melancholy at this moment.

The fat man naturally didn't know what Su Ming was thinking, but the fat face turned slightly red and formally introduced himself: "Boss, my surname is Ni, my name is Hao Shou, and my full name is Ni Hao Shou."

Ni Haoshou?

Ni Haoshou?

You are so thin!

puff--

Su Ming thought about it a few times, then realized it and immediately laughed!

Ouch!

stomachache!

Su Ming was laughing so hard that he leaned back and forth, covering his stomach, feeling his stomach cramps.

The fat man stared at Su Ming pitifully: "Boss, this name was given to me by my parents. When my mother gave birth to me, she gave me this name because she thought my father was too fat, so she gave me this name. The homophonic meaning is that you are so thin. I hope I can lose weight in the future, at least I will be a little thinner than my father."

As the fat man said, he suddenly sighed heavily: "Oh, I'm having a hard time talking about it. My father was so angry that he bought me delicious food every day. As a result, I grew up and became what I am now. Compared with me, my father is a thin man. You don't know that my mother almost got angry to death by me."

puff--

Su Ming couldn't help it again and burst out with laughter!

Su Ming squatted on the ground, covering his stomach, and tears flowed out of his eyes.

The fat man looked at Su Ming's appearance, squatted beside Su Ming, and sighed there.

Obviously, the fat man is also innocent, the fat man is helpless, and the fat man is also very upset.

I don’t know how long it took, Su Ming stopped laughing, stood up, stared at Ni Haoshou, and suppressed his smile: “You are so thin, why do you call me boss?”

Ni Haoshou shalt shook his frustration and stared at Ye Liangchen with his eyes shining, looking very admiring: "Boss, because I admire you! Didn't I tell you before? You are majestic and powerful today, and I have seen it with my own eyes. From that moment on, I swear that you will be the boss of Ni Haoshou in this life! I must be your younger brother!"

Su Ming seemed speechless: "Ni Haoshou, why do you decide? I will accept you as your younger brother and your boss?"

Ni Haoshou seemed confident, clenched his chubby fists and pinched the fat into a ball: "Boss, of course you will accept me as your younger brother, because if you don't accept me as your younger brother, I will pester you every day. I will follow you wherever you go. I don't have any other skills, and the kung fu that is first-class."

When Ni Haoshou mentioned his specialties, he immediately showed pride.

A pair of eyes that had only one slit immediately narrowed into a line. If you didn't look carefully, you wouldn't know that this guy actually had eyes.

Su Ming: "..."

Then, Su Ming stared at Ni Haoshou with a smile: "Are you not afraid that you will bother me, I will kill you directly?"

Ni Haoshou showed a look of death as if he was ready to die, and his voice sounded extremely tragic: "Boss, if you can't follow you and be your little brother in this life, then what's the point of living? Boss, if you want to kill me, then you can kill me, I will never frown!"

Immediately, Ni Haoshou pulled out a sword from behind as if he was a magic trick.

Ni Haoshou held the tip of the sword, placed it on his neck, handed the hilt to Su Ming, showing a look of dying: "Boss, come on, use the sword in your hand to cut it off my neck, as long as you are happy."

Su Ming held the hilt of the sword and was extremely melancholy for a moment.

When Su Ming met such a fat man who was like a dog skin plaster, but was soft and hard, he was completely useless.

Su Ming let go of the hilt of the sword and sighed softly: "Ni Haoshou, if I accept you as my younger brother, can you tell me what use you are for me? Su Ming, I, will not accept useless people."

Ni Haoshou immediately became excited and patted his chest: "Boss, my use is too great! My nickname is the master of all things! You can ask around. In the entire Jiuding Academy, no one doesn't know that I master of all things!"

Speaking of this, Ni Haoshou instantly felt like he had become a different person, and suddenly seemed to be full of energy.

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