Chapter 999 swear to the lamp
"Great." The princess began to get busy in the kitchen.
Awu is determined not to watch his woman work while he lie lazily on the bed to rest, then he will not be able to stand it. The couple life he wants is the kind of perfect life for women to cook, men to help wash vegetables, girls to clean the house, and boys to mop the floor. This is how he acts on TV.
I wanted to help many times but let the other party ruthlessly chase aside. I simply didn't have anything to do, but I saw that the clothes the imperial concubine changed after taking a shower were still there because there was no washing machine or laundry detergent, and I hadn't washed yet.
When I came back just now, I bought a large bag of laundry detergent and threw it in the bathroom. I just washed it while I was fine.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Yin Eun-fei, who skillfully cut the slices of meat, suddenly had an idea as she looked at the kitchen knife in her hand. If she chopped it up for Awu, wouldn't she be able to run out?
Now that Awu is suffering such a serious injury and is stabbing him a few times, he will definitely not be able to beat him. Then he runs out to ask strangers to borrow a cell phone and contact his family members as soon as possible?
Thinking of this, the imperial concubine picked up the kitchen knife and walked towards Awu step by step, but when she saw her family, Awu was suddenly stunned and was a little embarrassed.
Such a foolish man will kill him to death
The imperial concubine was deeply entangled in her heart, and the good and bad people were divided into who they were.
It can be said that Awu, a man who is a bad person in addition to my opposite, is actually a good man from the perspective of the imperial concubine, because Awu is really good at treating the imperial concubine.
It’s a pity that the imperial concubine is my woman. Anyone standing opposite me, no matter how outstanding you are, you will always be a younger brother!
After a brief hesitation, the imperial concubine made a fuss in her heart and waved her kitchen knife and criticized her like Awu.
A Wu, who was washing clothes happily, saw someone behind him with a kitchen knife and slashing at him through the reflection in the water. He immediately reached out and hid to the side. Then a powerful and powerful flying foot rushed to the imperial concubine and kicked it over. The imperial concubine's hand was also good, so she avoided it.
"What are you doing? Why do you want to kill me?" Awu asked aggrievedly.
"I don't want to be your wife. I am Zhang Yaoyang's woman!" I had decided that there was no way out. The imperial concubine touched Yinya and rushed to Awu to swing the second knife, but let Awu pinch his wrist steadily and ruthlessly.
Immediately afterwards, Awu swung his fist and smashed the imperial concubine's face. The fist actually brought a gust of wind in the air, which was enough to show how fast the fist was.
Okay, I can’t describe it anymore, I’m describing it as a martial arts film, hahaha.
Anyway, the imperial concubine had never beaten Awu, but Awu was not willing to beat the imperial concubine. After pinching the imperial concubine's hand holding the kitchen knife, Awu's fist stayed at the imperial concubine's face one centimeter. Awu said: "Look, if you can't beat me, don't try to run away, don't try to attack me, I will be sad. I'm going to wash clothes, you can cook quickly, I'm really hungry."
The style of painting changed too quickly, so fast that the imperial concubine was still in a state of confusion.
According to normal circumstances, Awu should be in a state of anger and shame. Not only did he not be anxious, Awu gave you a small aggrieved expression, which made the imperial concubine very helpless.
You can't beat even if you beat them, and you can't scold them even if you scold them.
Really, he felt like he was swinging his fist on the cotton.
If it's hard, let's just be soft.
Understand it with reason and move it with emotion.
During the meal, the imperial concubine changed her attitude and took the initiative to pick up a piece of boiled meat for Awu: "Is it delicious? I made it myself. It is mixed with rice and it is fragrant!"
"What you cook must be delicious." Awu was so excited that he looked disastrous.
"Brother Wu, you see that you are so good, why do you have to tie me up and let me go? That's it. Let me go back and I'll introduce you to a girl who is more beautiful than me as a wife?" The imperial concubine began to change her strategy. Such a person was like Li Yuanba in the Legend of the Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. No one could beat him, but his IQ was a bit inferior.
"No, I just see you looking good. No girl is better than you. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen when I grew up." Awute shook his head firmly.
"Oh, actually, I'm not good-looking either. I have bad breath, grit my teeth, fart, snore when I sleep, and my body is still dark." The imperial concubine began to talk to her.
"It's okay, I don't dislike it, but I see that your big neck is quite white, and I feel like you are fooling me. One of my brothers has bad breath. You can always smell the odor in your mouth when you talk to him, but you speak with a fragrance, so you must be lying to me."
Yes, not very stupid
"It's a matter of love that makes you love each other. I really don't like you. It's useless to force me to keep me. It's not sweet. Really, Brother Wu, you are handsome and considerate. I'll introduce you to a big star as your girlfriend. Is it okay to be better than me? I swear." In order to be afraid that he doesn't believe it, the imperial concubine specially raised three fingers and imitated what I used to fool her: "I swear to the lamp, I will definitely find you a girlfriend better than me!"
"No matter how good a woman is, I don't like you, hehe." Awu was a stubborn man, and he decided to be sure, which made the imperial concubine very troubled.
What should she do? The imperial concubine was so worried.
Alas, there is!
"You really want to marry me?"
"I dream of it."
"Have you heard the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers? If you really want to marry me, do you have to meet my parents? If you don't see my parents, how can you get married? Without the blessings of your parents, marriage will be unhappy."
"But what should I do if I'm afraid your parents won't let you marry me?"
"No, feelings are my own, I will make the decision of my youth, and they will not interfere.
"No, I'm afraid you will run away. I'd better wait until we get married and see your parents again. Then I can hold a wedding for you."
"Then at least I have to call my parents and let them know whether they are dead or alive."
"It doesn't matter. If they think you're dead, I'll be worry-free. To be honest, I'm really afraid of seeing your parents. We'll spend our whole life in Taiwan, and no one knows it. Isn't that good?"
""The imperial concubine was defeated by this innocent second-hand man, and finally used her trump card: "Then I ask you, do we want a baby if we get married?"
"Of course I want it. I like the baby the most. I have to pass on the family line for our family."
"Then let me ask you again. If we have a baby, we are suddenly abducted by another man one day, and we won't let us see her. What would you think?"
"this"
"You think about it with your heart. I said I won't run away, and I don't say anything else. I just want to report my parents a safety?"
"Of course I have to report my safety, but I'm afraid you'll lie to me, so I have to ask my brother."
"Oh, you're so old, you have to ask your brother if you're a man? Why don't you have any opinions at all?"
"I have my own opinions, but this is hard to say. I have to ask my brother."
"Okay, don't ask your brother anymore, I don't want to fight anymore. I'm full, I'm going to sleep."
The imperial concubine is going crazy. If Awu asks his brother, Awen will definitely know that he is thinking about running away. It will be bad to alert the enemy at that time.
And it's useless to ask. As long as you are not a fool, you won't let yourself make this call.
What to do, what should she do!!
The imperial concubine scratched her head depressedly, how long has it been since you died, Zhang Yaoyang? Why haven’t you come to me yet?
In a blink of an eye, a month has passed, and Brother Xiaosha and I have almost healed. The wounds on our bodies come to change medicine every seven days. We cannot take a bath or exercise vigorously, so we still have to rely on care.
But you don’t have to keep it in the hospital anymore. A place like a hospital is really not a place where people stay.
I heard someone die, and my relatives cry loudly in the hospital.
Alas, in this life, don’t brag about how rich you are. When you go to the hospital, you are all poor.
Everyone who enters the hospital will understand this truth: how much money he earns is secondary, and having a good and healthy body is the top priority.
Even if you are poor for a lifetime, it is much better than having some money to get sick.
Brother Xiaosha is planning to spend the year with me. After we got home, we were in the same house.
That day, Brother Xiaosha ran to my room and said, "My grass, do the doctor prescribe more medicine than me? I've finished all the medicine, why do you still have it?"
""I ignored this stupidity, in my opinion, this problem is boring.
"Serious, let me tell you something." Seeing that I ignored him again, Brother Xiaosha put away the joke and became serious.
"Tell me." I looked at him weakly with my eyes raised.
"I suspect that the girl who played roles that night was sick. I've been stinging her in a hurry these days? Show me if she's sick."
"Get out of here quickly. Am I a doctor Ang? Or am I sick? How could I see this?" I was so chilling in front of my eyes, afraid that his small toothpick would be so spicy that my eyes were filled with.
"I'm Baidu. I'm so scared when I have this disease."
"Isn't that good? The bag has grown lower and not on the face anymore. What if the bag on the face suddenly gets better? Yes, I want to open it."
"Get out, he hates it! People chatting with you so seriously, you're just talking nonsense, right? I'm afraid of being anxious."
"You deserve it. You are so angry that you are so angry that you are afraid to go to the doctor. What are you doing with me? I know nothing."
With a creaking sound, we heard the sound of opening the door. Then Brother Xiaosha put on his shorts and turned around in panic. Fang Rou appeared with the food and asked curiously: "What are you two talking about?"
"Brother Xiaosha is sick." I grinned and asked Brother Xiaosha to cover me with his hands.
He smiled at Fang Rou: "It's nothing. We're just discussing the condition. You two talk, and I'm back home."
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