"Which is the whole thing?"

"The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed." Zhong Buchuan smiled mysteriously and stroked the little mustache that appeared on his mouth.

"Don't talk about it quickly."

"I was asking for it from Guanyin Mountain! Most people don't have this book."

"Guanyin Mountain?"

"uh-huh."

"Do you believe me if I kick you onto the Flame Mountain?"

"Oh, don't worry about where it comes from. The method will definitely work. You will be done with it. You will be sure to sleep with Yaya." Zhong Buchuanzhen was embarrassed to say that this book was bought for two dollars while visiting the night market with Chenxi.

"I am loyal enough! When my buddy succeeds, I will definitely reward you well." I actually believed Zhong Buchuan's words and happily put this precious book in my arms.

"There is not enough meat to eat, so let's order something." After a while, Chi Xiaoya and Chenxi came back from the toilet, they said casually as they looked at the table that was swept away.

"Just click." I rushed into the bathroom with my treasure book in my hand, ready to learn a half-stage move.

"What's this guy doing? What's the mystery?" Yaya looked at me and walked away with a small step with a small step in my arms. I was curious and smiled at Zhong Buchuan.

"I guess I'll drink too much and let the water go."

In the bathroom, Brother Yang squatted on it casually, lit a cigarette, squinted his eyes and opened the treasure book of picking up girls with his excited and trembling hands.

If its first move cannot amaze me, then I will definitely tear off this book and use it as toilet paper for wiping my butt!

Then someone will say, how can you wipe your butt with such hard paper?

People nowadays have better life, and they use toilet paper, facial tissues, and wet wipes when going to the toilet.

Little did they know that 200 years ago, many people went to the toilet and had no paper, so they tore up the school books, but they didn't want them, but some people took them home as a paper for burning kang and wiping their butts.

Just rub this kind of hard paper in your hands, and it will become soft when it becomes a ball of paper... Don't ask me why I know, I did this when I was a child.

The first trick written above is to let me show my innocent spirit and never express my determination to sleep with her.

In this increasingly open society, when everyone puts love on their lips, if you can show elegance, calmness and reserve, you may have better results...

The more I read, the more I became fascinated, the more I read, the more I became fascinated. I thought that what I would say was to teach you some vulgar things, but I didn’t expect that in addition to practical accidents, there were some spiritual things.

Finally, a crying voice came from the door: "Double pot, please hurry up, I'm going to pull my trouser pocket."

"It's over." I opened the door dissatisfied: "You can urge me if you want to shit."

"I want to wait for you to finish the pot. It's been half an hour. My shit is really a little overwhelmed. I won't say it anymore, I'm going to run away." The man's face changed drastically, and he suddenly closed the door...

I was also drunk, and I will use the martial arts I learned from that book in a while!

The first trick inside is to tell me that you must sweat. For her, you can have an excuse to go to her house to take a bath. When taking a bath, you will ask her to help rub her back. As a girlfriend, you will not refuse this reasonable request. When a woman sees a man's strong figure, it will inevitably arouse the little bit in her heart, and then there will be spring in the bathroom.

Well... that's it!

Yaya crossed her legs and drank another sip of white wine with Zhong Buchuan. She put down the wine glass and said to me: "I thought you fell into the trap. I was about to call someone to catch you."

"No, I got on a big size and laughed."

"Eat quickly, after eating, we are all sleepy."

"I'm done, let's go." Now I'm not in the mood to eat, and going home early to sleep with Yaya is the top priority.

"Then let's go."

Yaya is different from the girlfriends I had before. If I had such occasions and moments, those girls would usually give me the money and let me pay the bills, giving me enough face.

But Yaya didn't want to, so she just carried her wallet and paid the bill, and gave everyone a very strong signal, that is, she was the two of us who were the decision, and I must have no penny in my pocket, so I was very unwilling to give me face.

In this regard, I asked Yaya why she didn't let me pay the bill and give me face. Even if you were in Niu B when there was no one.

Yaya told me that pretending to be a b is useless. The girl asked you to pay the bill not to give face to the boy, but to satisfy her vanity!

After Yaya said this, it seems that the same is true when she thinks about it carefully.

During the period of time I lived with Yaya, the benefits of women becoming the head of the family have been increasingly verified.

How to say it, Brother Yang, who has always been macho, became completely bronchitis when he got into Yaya's hands.

Yaya makes the decision on small things, I make the decision on big things, but 99% of the time I have no major things at home...

It can be said that you won’t feel tired if you live with a girl like Yaya. She is the one who is particularly worried about. I just need to do what I should do outside.

"I have to settle the other debts of Yaya. I said I would invite you two to dinner to celebrate your merits and achieve the right result." Zhong Buchuan held Yaya's hand and her wallet.

"What are you doing? Being a hooligan." Yaya smiled and joked: "Don't tell me this useless thing, let it make people laugh. Get up quickly, I'm anxious."

In front of the cashier, Yaya and Zhong Bu were in a fake battle with each other, and finally won with Yaya's strong performance.

"Hey, tomorrow, I'll invite you two to go to Sun Island to play!" Zhong Buchuan, who was unwilling to give up, kept muttering before leaving.

"Okay." Yaya said to Chenxi: "This guy has drunk too much, it's too much, so you can take him back quickly."

"I didn't drink too much!" Zhong Buchuan hiccupped and said very seriously: "It's not you who came today, I'll just fold it. Really, I, Zhong Buchuan, have known you for so many years. I sincerely thank you two. Without you, I wouldn't have been like me today. I won't say much, let me say good-heartedly. See how I will fight for our company in the future!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, hurry up and go back." Yaya was helpless. Nowadays, those who drink too much say that she hasn't drunk too much.

"Yeah, are you annoying to me?"

"The good clock won't pass. I like you the most. Hurry up and go back. I'll wait for you to invite me to play on Sun Island tomorrow." Yaya didn't know how to coax the clock to pass into the car, and winked at the dawn.

"We will call you tomorrow and go play together." Zhong Buchuan got into the car with a hiccup.

"Yeah, okay."

Seeing that the bus finally left, Yaya breathed: "Drinking some wine is really a trick, just say you guys, how annoying it is after drinking."

"I can't. I go home after drinking. I never go to bed."

"Do you think I knew you on the first day?" Chi Xiaoya looked at me with contempt: "At that time in junior high school, I just dumped you. Who was sitting on the curb and crying? He said, "What did I do wrong...haha."

Speaking of the embarrassing look, Yaya couldn't help laughing.

I remember that it was not the first time I got drunk, but it was indeed the saddest time.

I was in great pain when I was ruthlessly dumped by Yaya.

"How do you know so much?" I was stunned. I felt uncomfortable at that time, but I was drinking with Zhong Buchuan. After drinking too much, I went to the small hotel opposite. Yaya couldn't know. Could it be that Zhong Buchuan told her?

"Because I'm watching not far behind you."

"ah?"

"Ah, I regretted it when I saw you crying so hard. Later, you transferred to Jilin and went to this place. This was something I didn't expect."

"All right, don't mention the past, let's just live it."

"Um."

Yaya and I hugged each other on the street, and then I remembered the trick taught in the book. When the emotions are fully exaggerated, we must find a way to sweat and find a way to sweat for her.

What should I do?

After hugging for a while, Yaya and I walked hand in hand on the snow path in winter. Yaya is also a tiger. Although the weather has rebounded after the New Year and the snow has turned into water during the day, it is still cold at night. Yaya, the tiger girl, came out wearing high heels, and it is a bit unsatisfactory at this moment.

I ran to the store to buy her two pairs of socks. Yaya sat playfully on the chair and stretched out two pairs of feet and asked me to wear them.

I said while wearing it, "I can't be so tiring next time. How can I leak ankles in winter and socks in summer."

"The girls nowadays do this, exposing their flesh in winter and wearing marten in summer."

"Can you be the same as those ordinary people? If we don't learn from them, they are prone to arthritis when they grow old, so we can't."

After saying that, I squatted on the ground and said to Yaya, "It's not good to wear kids and high heels. Come and I'll carry you home."

"I'll go, so good?" Yaya obviously couldn't believe that I could be so kind.

"What's that? I'm so good, super warm man!"

"It's so good." Yaya jumped happily onto my back, hugged me tightly with her hands, and putting a mask on her face. She waited for so many years to get the result today, which is worth it.

I asked Yaya to carry her high heels, hold her butt with both hands and walk back with her back.

"Don't wear high heels next time. Although it's quite feminine, I always think that's not you. I feel like this pair of white and colorful flat shoes are the most suitable for you."

"I feel so too. Fang Rou lets me dress like this. Next time I will be a little more natural. My ankle hurts when I leave."

Yaya is very light, and is less than 100 meters tall. She is walking on her back for two hours without sweating in this ghost weather, so I said to Yaya, "Take me like a horse, and shout!"

"Hell!" Yaya slapped me in the face! I rushed out with a whirlwind. I ran hard, running with all my strength, hoping to sweat before I arrived at her house.

And Yaya, with her hearty laughter, diluting its loneliness.
Chapter completed!