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Chapter 1113 Riding a donkey upside down

Uncle Er is an authentic Northeastern man. He sat on the kang, grabbed a handful of tobacco leaves from the box, took a piece of white paper, put the tobacco leaves into the white paper and rolled it around. At the same time, he licked it with his tongue, and then gently pinched it. This way, a cigarette he made himself was formed.

"Why are you so good at it? Suck this?" I threw Yuxi in my pocket to him and said with a smile.

"I'm very adaptable. I smoke at least two boxes of cigarettes this day. I smoke when I drive during the day. I just need to roll my hand-branded cigarettes at night. I'm fine if I just smoke a fire anyway. I'm not thinking about saving a few for my children when I go out to work, haha." Uncle Er said honestly.

"Who is Guo Bingqing you?"

"niece."

"She is so rich, why don't you live with her?"

The second uncle waved his hand: "There is money from others. Besides, what can you do when you ask me to go over? At most, it's useless to work as a security guard for the other party. Moreover, I'm not comfortable working with my family. If you do it well, it's not right for you, right?"

I nodded: "That's the case. You will practice hard with Driver Sun tomorrow. This is an old guy and has a very good experience."

"Don't worry, Mr. Zhang, you must not let your expectations down."

"Let's go, go with me to Lao Sun's house to check it out. I'm going to come back after this. I'm telling him a few words."

"Walk!"

Because drivers live here, it is easy for me to find Sun Yang's house. Under the kind guidance of other drivers, we went to Sun Yang's house together.

"Old Sun, are you sleeping?" The driver Lao Fan once entered the yard and pulled his neck and shouted: "Hey, strange, these couples didn't sleep so early in the past, why is there no one? I'll go to the shop opposite to see if he is playing mahjong there. Mr. Zhang, please wait for a while."

"It's trouble." I laughed, then took out another cigarette and handed it to my second uncle.

But the latter's expression was always confused and looking around in the yard.

"What are you looking at?"

"It's nothing, just take a look." Uncle II walked around the vegetable cellar, then frowned for a while, and then came over to pull me: "If Lao Sun is not here, let's go first and come again tomorrow."

"I'm anxious, wait a moment."

"Listen to me."

"What's so mysterious?"

I asked my second uncle to pull it out for me, and at the same time, Lao Fan came back with a cigarette in his mouth: "I'm not here, I guess I'm going to the city to have fun. My wife is not at home, so I live a free life, haha."

"His wife is not at home, where are they going?" Uncle Er stepped forward and asked.

"I probably went back to my hometown. I left the morning before yesterday."

"Oh." Uncle Er responded, then turned his head and looked at the location of the vegetable cellar.

"Okay, okay, I'm not at home, right? Lao Fan, what time does your bus do? Take my second uncle with you."

"Mr. Zhang, you're talking, it's easy to say." Old Fan slapped his chest: "I'm hugging this on me!"

"It's trouble."

"No, go to my house to have some drinks?"

"No, my wife will have to check the post later, we will have to video, haha." I shook the cell phone in my hand.

"Should you rest."

After parting with Lao Fan, I returned to my car. Lao Fan also got on. He said to me mysteriously: "Did you smell a bloody smell in the yard just now?"

"What?"

"To be honest, I've been to jail and killed people. I'm particularly sensitive to blood. I just now had a strong smell of blood in his yard. I learned some metaphysics from my grandfather when I was a child."

"Don't talk to me quickly, I'm getting goosebumps."

"I didn't talk to you, be careful, see if Lao Sun has done anything unusual recently. There are many people in the family. I always feel that there is a heavy smell of blood in that vegetable cellar."

Following the direction I knew from my second uncle, I looked at the Caijiao deeply, and then I had goose bumps all over my body.

So when I was driving home, I had to look at the rearview mirror from time to time, for fear that someone would suddenly appear, and my father would be scared.

So I quickly called Yaya: "Daughter-in-law!!!"

"What's wrong?"

"What are you doing? Let me listen to your voice and sing a song for me."

"I'm sick, I'm selling things here, what song can I sing for you?"

"Oh, you don't know, this second uncle has some mental problems. We just went to the countryside and insisted on telling me some ghosts and gods. I was too brave. You said he told me this. Now I'm afraid of driving home. I'm scared. I'm quiet around me!! You sing one, sing one, hurry up and feel happy." I'm anxious because I'm really scared.

"Okay, listen, mom, give me a red wedding dress... don't let me die too early."

"stupid*!"

I hung up the phone directly.

"Hey, scold me? I'll scare you to death."

Yaya burst into laughter.

"Yeah, why are you singing on your wedding dress? How scary this night is."

Brother Xiaosha carried a cardboard box and an empty bottle filled with sacks in his hand and carried it downstairs.

"Zhang Yaoyang, I insisted that I sing for him, saying that I am afraid of ghosts. I am so adult, I am afraid of ghosts, haha, I look cowardly."

"I'm afraid of ghosts, too. I tell you, we all like to be in society and are very feudal and superstitious."

"If you believe in that thing, you will have it, but if you don't believe it, you won't." The two of them didn't take it seriously. Brother Xiaosha took his contempt and rubbed it with his thumb and index finger for a while, and then said, "I said you are a big boss and you are selling it in rags. How much can you sell it? You can't even sell it for five yuan, right?"

"Who said that this bottle costs a pound per pound, and I can buy ten steamed buns for five dollars. Let's go!!"

"Damn, do you want to live this well?" Brother Xiaosha was so sad. He usually had to spend thousands of times shopping, but he was still drunk at home to save paper boxes and mineral water bottles.

"Yang Cai is rich enough. I learned from her. She always told me that the elderly of their previous generation taught them that women are money boxes. If we don't know how to live, this family will be over. I have to learn to live."

"I have never heard of this sentence. I have heard that women are the most prodigal and the best. Now I finally believe it."

"Don't talk nonsense. If I didn't know how to ride this donkey, I would sell it myself if I didn't want you," Yaya jumped upside down with the paper shell and mineral water bottle.

"You are used to driving four wheels, so you won't know this. Many people are like this. They can drive, and they can't ride three donkeys, and they just go straight into the ditch."

"I'm just running into the ditch today, I'm stuck. Otherwise, every man in the family will still not be able to do it."

"Where did you borrow this thing? It's so awesome."
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