Five thousand yuan per month, what does it mean!

I don’t know anything else, just say that the urban management management I know has a monthly salary of 2,200 yuan. If you remove the five insurances and one fund, you will actually get 1,000 yuan.

What is 1,800 yuan worth in this society? Nothing is enough to do!

Generally, if you work in urban management or police, you will find that their family situation is generally good. The family does not expect them to make much money. There is a class who will have a stable labor insurance salary when they get old. In addition, they will not suffer any pain. Let’s just mix it up.

But whether it is urban management or police, they generally have a habit of showing off (of course, I didn’t say all the people. If some book friends see this, don’t criticize me. After all, I also have a very good friend who is a policeman, so he won’t show off...)

I only say most, showing off is not a derogatory term, I mean the need to face.

Drive a good car and smoke similar cigarettes. Take Xuanhemen as an example. Their salary is just right for smoking, eating and drinking, and then they have to rely on their parents' subsidies to live.

So when I came up, I asked him five thousand yuan. How could he not be moved? I don’t believe in things that cannot be discussed in this world!!!

The urban management elder brother asked in confusion: "How much can you get for a beggar in a month? Just give me 5,000 yuan?"

"Brother, don't worry about why I want to pay the money. As long as you ensure that I can beg for peace of mind here, I will definitely take out the money for you!"

The urban management looked at me half-believingly and half-doubtedly, studying the authenticity of my words.

"Look, you can just make peace with me for a month. If I don't give you five thousand yuan in a month, you will be able to hit me once in the future, so that I can't stay here. If I give you five thousand yuan, everyone will be happy, right? You have no loss, right?" I showed my language talent to the fullest and fooled him as much as possible.

The elder brother thought about it and finally compromised: "But I'll tell you, if the leader comes, you must cooperate with me and not beg for food."

"That's a must, I promise not to cause trouble for you, brother."

"Okay, you'll want it here in the future. Remember, keep your word, don't say that I'll cause trouble for you at that time."

"That's sure, a man speaks with all his words!"

"He is just a stinky beggar who is going to get into trouble with me." The city manager left with his beer belly, and he didn't believe what a beggar said.

"You are crazy, give him two hundred yuan!" After the urban management left, Liu'er grabbed me in great depression and asked.

"Look, we are fine now, we can still beg for food here." I shrugged and smiled.

"But that's two hundred yuan. I kowtowed so many times and squeezed tears to get it back."

"Anyway, I'm only responsible for lying down, hahaha." I smiled heartlessly.

"You!!!" Liu Er was speechless in anger.

"Haha." I smiled again: "Actually, it's quite appropriate to exchange two hundred yuan for a meal. I left and went home."

I took Liu'er's hand and walked back. Liu'er pulled away with it. I was stunned for a moment and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Men and women are not allowed to share their feelings..."

"Haha, why are you so fun? You even made me a saying that if a man or a woman is not close to you? Are we relatives? The thoughts in your mind are a little dirty."

"I'm not dirty."

"What's wrong with holding hands between relatives? I don't even think you're out of here. You don't know that when your lazy brother was in the city, the little girl was in groups and wanted to hold hands with me. I didn't give him a chance!"

Liu'er curled her lips: "Blow, continue to blow! Fraud, continue to fool, I'll see if you can fool me."

"Haha." I curled my lips and smiled, then said nothing, and walked forward with one hand in my pocket as I learned the imperial concubine's movement. Liu'er thought about it and ran up and walked side by side with me.

Half a month has passed, and since we can ask for money unscrupulously in the town, we have also asked for a lot of money. Of course, I gave Liu'er all the money except for buying salt water for injections. I didn't ask for a penny, but I have to say, do you know what it means to be poor and generous?

That is, the poorer the person, he makes a generous appointment.

For example, Liu'er, we are obviously beggars, and we know that we may be hungry tomorrow after spending our money today, but we will still spend the money.

According to her words, people are just happy to be free when they are alive, and they are drunk today. If you don’t spend money, how can you have the motivation to make money?

When I heard this, it seemed that the same thing happened, so we bought roast duck for the remaining few dozen dollars, bought some wine and started drinking together.

Liu'er made me look at you with a little bit of a cross-eye view. That's so professional.

"Ah!" Liu'er took a sip of white wine, then wiped her mouth: "I haven't drunk for a long time, I'm so hungry."

"I can't tell you that Ang is so thin that he can drink with a little chick." Actually, what I want to say is that the little girl looked at Wenwen quietly. Why can she drink? Good things happened to me and it changed my taste...

"Slimming and drinking are not in conflict. When I was young, my grandfather always used to drink a few glasses before he could sleep well. Over time, I also like to drink some wine without any trouble. Sometimes I think if I don't drink."

"We are almost the same. When I was the hottest, I felt a stomachache. I still couldn't help but think about it." We raised our glasses and touched them, then tore up a piece of duck meat and handed it to her: "Eat more, and you can replenish whatever you eat."

Liu'er was stunned for a moment, and then her pretty face turned red: "You hooligan."

"Don't praise me, I'll be proud." I grinned.

"How are your legs now?" Liu'er said: "It's not good to drink when you just stop the needle."

"Human fate is destined. I have few dads. After drinking, Brother Yang is lucky and cannot die. Haha, my legs are almost done. I will get you to make a lot of money tomorrow, but I need a few helpers."

"How to make money?"

"You will finish listening to my arrangements. Don't look at me going to the ground every day these days. In fact, my heart was very calm at that time, and I kept thinking about how to make you rich. A lot of beggars in the village, so call me for a good relationship with you." I put down the beer bottle and said seriously.

"Do you see, are there anyone looking for me except you these days? We are beggars, so how can we have friends!"

"Don't you say that many beggar villages are in groups?" I asked back.

"That's them. I have always been a single cultivator, a scattered immortal..."

"All right."
Chapter completed!