Cruise blind dates are a high-end blind date model that has only become popular in recent years.

The cruise ship chosen by the company is not the best, but the conditions are also very good. The cruise ship has a displacement of 250,000 tons, can accommodate 5,400 passengers and 2,394 crew members. There are more than 10,000 real plants in the outdoor park on the deck, including hundreds of palm trees, and the entertainment area has an arena that can accommodate more than 700 people, a kart track on the top floor, a simulated parachuting, an ice skating rink, surfing machine and cantilever sightseeing. The main show on the fourth floor can accommodate 3,200 passengers at the same time, claiming to be the NO.1 of the global cruise ship.

There are more than 400 members of the blind date group, so how could Tang Yan give up so many potential negative emotional donors for the sake of two people?

Tang Yan was not wet from the rain and had no water in his mind. Naturally, he would not care about muscular men and women with miniskirts. The child was taught to be like a bear and would be cleaned up in less than two days. Besides, Tang Tang Fifth looked soft and cute, but he was really not very jealous. He was really angry and no one could laugh out loud...

It took an hour to line up just by queuing up. The sunset spread the sunset over the sea, but Tang Tang V hadn't had enough fun. However, Tang Yan's research system had already had a lot of experience and judgment. In exchange for allowing her to watch cartoons after dinner, Tang Tang V walked into the sailing cafeteria with the crazy Tang Tang V.

In the buffet restaurant that can accommodate more than 2,000 people, there were people carrying plates everywhere. It was the first time Tang Tang V came here and couldn't help but be stunned. "Dad, there are too many people, right? Do we need to change places to eat?"

The purpose of coming here is not just to eat. Tang Yan found a seat, took Tang Tang Fifth to pick up the meal, sat down, waved his hand and recruited the waiter who promoted the paid restaurant, asking which paid restaurants can be chosen?

"The chef's sixteen-person exquisite meals are available only the night after tomorrow, including food, American steakhouse, samba barbecue, pizza restaurant, and cake house. In addition, you can enjoy a 20% discount on service fees now, please book...."

After eating a mouthful of caramel pudding, Tang Tang V raised his hand. "Dad! I want to go to the cake house!"

"Don't eat or sleep!"

Tang Yan said as he pushed Tang Tang Wu's face back, and then continued to ask the waiter, which paid restaurant can eat enough?

The waiter was stunned. "Eat enough? What's the one who eats enough?"

Tang Yan pointed to his stomach: "It just allows me to fill my stomach!"

The people who were playing the table were all happy. The waiter slapped his cheek, but he still said sincerely. "Sir, don't worry, no matter which paid restaurant it is, the speed of serving is only slightly different, but it can ensure that the guests can eat well and eat well, so you don't have to worry..."

"The problem is that I have a bit of food and eat very quickly. I am really worried about the speed and portions of the paid restaurant on the boat. The plates are empty and my eyes are so hungry that I have green eyes. Who should I ask for? "

Negative emotions values ​​derived from Caiden were successfully collected, 66…

Noting that the negative emotions were successfully collected, Tang Yan's interest increased greatly, but the waiter realized that he had encountered a troubled guest. He explained patiently that the cruise ship had been operating for so many years, and had never happened to the customer waiter who was not satisfied with the meal, or complained because he was not full. Seeing that Tang Yan still didn't believe it, the waiter Caiden simply promised that if the speed of serving food was not satisfied and he couldn't eat enough, dozens of chefs and hundreds of kitchen helpers on the cruise ship could provide services to the guests. Even if the guest who needed entertainment was an adult blue whale, there would definitely be no problem!

The man in glasses sitting next to Tang Tang V raised his hand. "Sorry, I want to put it in a sentence, an adult blue whale weighs 180 tons, and can swallow about 2 million krill at a time. He has to eat seven or eight tons of food every day. If he calculates 200 grams of a steak, the restaurant needs to entertain an adult blue whale, then he needs to..."

The man in glasses paused for a moment and continued with a smile. "So if you really treat an adult blue whale, you need to cook 40,000 steaks on site! It's 40,000 steaks! Even if there are 500 employees of the catering department on your ship, everyone even if they are shirtless and work hard, on average, everyone needs to cook 80 steaks continuously, so... you dare to boast that every restaurant on this cruise ship can entertain an adult blue whale?"

Negative emotions values ​​derived from Caiden were successfully collected, 199…

The beautiful woman sitting next to the man with glasses patted the man with glasses on the shoulder, covered her mouth with the back of her hand, and lowered her voice saying that his boyfriend is a marine life enthusiast, so he can be so clear about the food of adult blue whale and report so much data so easily.

The waiter who just said casually was so depressed.

It’s already a bad luck to meet a guest like Tang Yan. Why are there a marine life enthusiast next to you? You can’t be a normal person? If you don’t have blind eyes or deaf ears, you can know that you are being made difficult. It’s fine if you don’t help. You add fuel to the fire and do something beautiful to take advantage of the situation. Can you still talk well?

Of course, waiter Caiden also knew that it was all his fault for his leniency. What kind of metaphor is bad? He had to choose an adult blue whale? What are the childhood ones? He said it was an elephant?

Tang Yan didn't expect that the waiter named Caiden was so sad that he couldn't speak, so he took out the boat card and asked him to register. He made an appointment for Tang Tang Fifth to visit the kitchen tomorrow at noon. He turned his face and looked at the man in glasses seriously. Until the other party was stared and asked what was wrong, Tang Yan said strangely. "Do you really want everyone in the catering department to go shirtless?"

The man in glasses felt that there seemed to be a trap for this problem, so hesitated before saying. "A metaphor is just a metaphor..."

Tang Yan: "Do you know that the catering department not only has female chefs, but also female waiters, female chefs, beautiful restaurant managers and female foremans?"

The man with glasses' smile froze. He realized that he had fallen into the trap, but he subconsciously nodded, "I know..."

Tang Yan put on a confused face. "Since you know, why do you still hope to be shirtless? Do you really want to see the waitress serve you shirtless? Young man, I really want to criticize you. Your girlfriend is next to you. How can you disrespect women so much? Or do you want to hint something?"

The man with glasses was confused.

God really wants to see the waitress serving her shirtlessly!

God is so disrespectful to women!

What does God want to hint at?

Isn't it just a casual statement?

Why are you still quacking about writing?

After being put on such a big hat, the man in glasses was a little anxious. He was thinking about how to explain and how to respond, but his girlfriend stood up and slapped him in the face, furious. "Okay! So you are so dirty! No wonder you talked and laughed at the female foreman at noon. You said! Do you like someone? That's right, the foreign girl in the main restaurant has big breasts, long legs, and white skin, so you're thinking about letting you serve you shirtless? Right?"

"What and what? I'm really just making an analogy..."

Tang Yan said seriously: "Your girlfriend is so beautiful and gentle, how can you do this? She is fickle, but she is not allowed..."

The man with eyes was anxious. "Why is she gentle? She is very fierce!"

Bang!

A pasta was buckled on the man in glasses' head. His girlfriend was still not satisfied and grabbed his ear and twisted it hard for a while!

The man in glasses screamed, and there was a cucumber hanging on the glasses. The person at the deskmate was laughing. The initiator Tang Yan was also secretly happy. He thought that he had just made a few jokes and collected some negative emotions. Why did the woman in glasses act so cruelly?

The fierce woman left, and the man with glasses had no time to wipe his face and glasses quickly chased him. Tang Tang Wu picked up the fork with a disgusted look on his face and said to Tang Yan very seriously. "Dad, you'd better stop talking."

"Eat your meal!"

Tang Tang V stretched his face and stuffed a piece of cut steak into his mouth in anger.

Crack!

Tang Yan: "What's wrong?"

Tang Tang Wu's expression was a little strange, and he lowered his head and spit out the things in his mouth.

The old lady sitting next to her glanced and almost suffered a heart attack because what was spit out of Tang Tang Fifth's mouth was the four steel teeth of the fork!

Tang Yan glanced at him and said lightly, "Stop eating fork!"

Tang Tang Fifth nodded and picked up the knife casually, but with a "click" sound, the knife was broken into two pieces by her!

This is a stainless steel knife!

The old lady sitting opposite her was so shocked that she didn't breathe a sigh of relief. She fell down with a gurgle. The middle-aged woman sitting next to the old lady was shocked and quickly helped the old lady up to pinch her. "Mom! Mom! What's wrong with you? Oh! Which pocket is the medicine in? "
Chapter completed!