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260 Bullying the grandson monkey with etiquette

After Shi Zhongkui had an idea, he stood up with a smile and said to Li Jing, "King of Heaven, please find thirty or fifty soldiers to listen to my orders, and wait until the official returns from a trip to the Aolai Kingdom.

Then I took the people to Huaguoshan in person."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then thought that it would be best for you to go alone.

As for thirty or fifty heavenly soldiers, what does that mean?

Shi Zhongkui took the Nine Spirits Yuansheng with him and used the Golden Light Technique to turn it into golden light. He breathed it one mile and flew to Aolai Country.

I spent hundreds of taels of silver to buy suonas, gongs and drums, red cloth, wooden signs, twenty jars of 50-jin bottles of wine, and other items.

It was put into the space and quickly made into red festive clothes. There were eight mahogany plaques with gold powder and the words "Welcome to the Great Sage Qitian to take office".

Jiuling Yuansheng knew what Shi Zhongkui meant at a glance.

He secretly said that the young master is very witty.

When Li Jing and others saw it, they were also shocked.

But with this sign, not to mention the little demons, even the big demons would definitely not attack Shi Zhongkui's team if they saw it.

He found a dozen heavenly soldiers who could play musical instruments, and ordered people to build some carrying poles, wooden boxes and other items.

He took off his armor and put on a bright red festive robe. He didn't even bring any weapons, and carried a wooden box containing pigs and sheep, and twenty jars of wine.

Walking towards Huaguo Mountain with the beating of gongs and drums.

Because Li Jing's army had not left, and the Huaguoshan side had lost in the battle between the two armies before, the patrolling little monsters were naturally very vigilant.

I heard the sound of gongs and drums in the distance, and saw more than fifty people in red robes carrying various meats and fine wines, walking towards me. Immediately, a little demon went back to Shuiliandong to report.

"Report", the little demon knelt in front of Sun Wukong, "Your Majesty, there is a team in front of the mountain carrying meat, wine, and holding a plaque that says 'Welcome to the Great Sage Qitian to take office', and they are walking towards us."

After hearing this, Sun Houhou jumped up from the stone armchair, but his first sentence was, "Do those people have weapons?"

The little demon shook his head and said, "Your Majesty, except for the leader, all of those people are either carrying poles, holding plaques, or beating gongs and drums. They don't have any time to hold weapons."

Monkey Sun finally believed that this team was really a messenger.

Is it possible that Tianting really agreed to make him the Monkey King?

It doesn't make sense. Although I defeated the two heavenly generals and the third prince Nezha before, I still lost for a while when the two armies faced each other.

Why do you still want to make yourself a high official?

However, I couldn't figure it out. Since someone came to the door with a gift, I couldn't lose my etiquette.

During the period of Monkey's apprenticeship, he first went from Huaguo Mountain to the gathering place of Nanzhan Buzhou tribe.

Moreover, the southeast wind was strong for several days, driving him all the way from the sea to the border of Nanfangbuzhou.

During this period, I visited the Great Wall and visited small counties. Before I knew it, it was 1989. I not only learned to speak human language, but also learned a lot of etiquette.

When he walked to the west of Nanfangbu Island and went out to the sea, he built a raft and floated across the West Sea to Xiniuhe Island, where he found Fangcun Mountain.

So the monkey actually knows some etiquette, but he has never been exposed to officialdom, so naturally he doesn't understand the rules.

He said to the monkey monkey, "Young men, collect your weapons and go to meet the messenger."

When Shi Zhongkui saw the little monkeys, he couldn't help but smile.

He secretly thought that Sun Wukong was just a novice. He didn't know how to treat others with courtesy. Either he asked for something, or he was committing adultery or stealing.

He cupped his hands to two old monkeys in helmets and armor, who were obviously the leaders, and said, "Please tell me, general, that an old friend is visiting."

"Old friend?"

One of the two generals, Hengha, was stunned and quickly asked, "Where did the messenger come from? Whose name is he?"

Shi Zhongkui said with a smile, "General, I just want to inform the king of your family and ask him if he still remembers his 'on duty'?"

All the monkeys were confused and couldn't figure it out, so they could only order people to go back quickly and tell Sun Wukong.

When Sun Houhou heard this, he thought about it carefully, and then he remembered it and jumped out of the water curtain cave and landed in front of Shi Zhongkui.

He opened his eyes and stared for a long time, but said nothing.

Shi Zhongkui looked at the monkey with a crown on his head, an ocher-yellow robe covering the armor, and cloud shoes on his feet, and secretly thought that this guy is really ignorant.

If you dare to wear an ocher robe, you are rebelling.

If it were a feudal dynasty, there would be no second ending other than killing him.

But in addition to the Jade Emperor, there are also the Qinghua Emperor in the East Pole, the Changsheng Emperor in the South Pole, the Gouchen Emperor in the West Pole, the Ziwei Emperor in the North Pole, and the Houtu Emperor in Heaven.

Feng Sunhou is the Monkey King in name only, and it means nothing.

Then Shi Zhongkui thought that he knew that his appearance was different from when he first went to heaven.

Back then, I was still an ordinary-looking mortal on earth, but now I am a handsome, outstanding person with a majestic appearance.

"Your Majesty, do you still remember going to see Marshal Tianpeng for a drink?"

Sun Houhou immediately remembered that one of his subordinates gave me advice and went to Tianhe to herd horses every three days, forcing Tianpeng to treat me to a drink.

When Shi Zhongkui saw the monkey's expression of reminiscence, he immediately pretended to be pitiful and said, "The king was so heroic back then that he naturally looked down on Bima Wen's official position. But when the king left, it hurt us and others."

After saying that, Shi Zhongkui told the story about how he tore up the "Pegasus Album" because of Sun Wukong and the Jade Emperor demoted him to earth.

While the monkey was embarrassed, he understood why Shi Zhongkui changed his appearance.

Afraid that he would say something embarrassing about himself again, he hurriedly stepped forward and wanted to put his arm around Shi Zhongkui.

Shi Zhongkui's mind suddenly moved, and he hurriedly cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, how can I, my mortal body, withstand the might of your Majesty?"

Sun Houhou took a closer look and found that Shi Zhongkui was not even an immortal, and he couldn't help but feel relieved.

At the same time, I was secretly thinking, should I teach him some skills to make up for it?

But if you think about it carefully, besides the great Heavenly Immortal Art, the Seventy-two Transformation Techniques and the Somersault Cloud, this is the only martial arts that you can do well.

I couldn't help but hesitate.

When Shi Zhongkui saw that the monkey was silent, he couldn't help but sigh and thought to himself that he didn't know if the monkey was pretending to be stupid or because he really didn't understand.

He could only hold his hand again and said, "The king has been awarded the title of 'Monkey King', and his status is so noble. How can I dare to keep pace with the king?"

After saying that, he raised his hands and made a gesture of invitation, "Your Majesty, I invite you first, and I will follow suit."

Sun Wukong laughed and followed Shi Zhongkui's words of "little brother, little brother" and asked, "My dear brother, is the Jade Emperor really willing to make my brother the Monkey King?"

"How can this be faked?"

Shi Zhongkui said with a smile, "This battle is all a misunderstanding. Today someone got a message from Venus, and then I made some inquiries and found out some inside information."

"Brother, please tell me."

"Brother, I don't know that after going to heaven, everyone who is appointed to an official position will go from humbleness to respect. This is also true for the families of mortal kings.

My brother is now the leader of a party with 70,000 to 80,000 men. When he was your subordinate, when I first met him, I didn’t see that man’s martial arts skills, secondly, I didn’t see what his achievements were, and thirdly, I didn’t see that he could make suggestions for you. How could you let him Sit high?"
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