004 It turns out that you kept me as a groom
Shi Zhongkui curled his lips, even ten canopies were not enough for the monkeys to fight.
Seeing Wang Hu, Ma Ben, and He Yin, they also used their magic skills and ran away, but Shi Zhongkui did not follow.
Even if he wanted to follow him and run on two legs, he would not be able to catch up with Wang Hu and the other three who at least knew the art of magic.
Standing next to the document, I secretly wondered if I could trick the monkey into learning how to practice or how to practice supernatural powers.
It is often said on the Internet that the monkey's great strength is not the Seventy-two Transformations, but the great Immortal Art.
Seize the creation of heaven and earth, invade the mystery of sun and moon.
He also said that this method has the Tao of Buddhism and Confucianism, which means it is immeasurable, supreme, infinite and supreme. It is an extraordinary Tao.
The only trouble is that after the elixir is completed, ghosts and gods cannot be tolerated. There will be one disaster every five hundred years, a total of three disasters: thunder, fire and wind.
If you can't escape, your body and soul will be destroyed.
Patriarch Bodhi then asked Sun Wukong to choose one of the thirty-six transformations of Tiangang and the seventy-two transformations of Earthly Evil, in order to avoid natural disasters.
But the monkey only believed that more is better, and chose the method of earth evil without hesitation.
It's a pity that Shi Zhongkui can only think about it.
It is impossible for a monkey to be coaxed and teach others the exercises taught by Patriarch Bodhi.
But you can't be deceived by immortal magic. The cultivation method that monkey talks about is definitely much more profound than what Xue Gui and others know.
But the trouble is, if nothing happens, the monkey will definitely come back to heaven.
Because this is a catastrophe that has been planned by Western religions for a long time.
Learning his skills is equivalent to having a cause and effect with him, and you will definitely suffer bad luck.
Moreover, Shi Zhongkui didn't dare to persuade the monkey to be patient, nor could he persuade him to do so.
Once you really persuade them, it will disrupt the Western religion's plan, and you will be lucky just to reincarnate.
But if nothing is done, when the monkey returns to heaven, even if heaven does not punish the other people in the Royal Horse Prison.
The monkey will make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace later, and may be killed in the aftermath of the battle.
In this case, why not hide in the lower world?
What reasons can be used to lower the limit?
Just as Shi Zhongkui was thinking about it, he didn't know how much time had passed before he saw Monkey Sun running back on horseback laughing.
As soon as he got off his horse, he muttered, "Marshal Peng looked quite generous that day, but he didn't even buy me a glass of wine."
Shi Zhongkui knew at a glance that Tianpeng, the future Zhu Bajie, had been beaten by a monkey, but he did not dare to retaliate, lest it spread out and cause embarrassment.
I can only coax the monkey away by flattering him with nice words.
Since he was coaxed away, how could he be invited to drink?
Shi Zhongkui rolled his eyes. He couldn't learn the monkey's exercises, but he could serve him comfortably. Taking the opportunity to perform well and gain access to the heavenly cultivation exercises would not be bad.
Smiling and cupping his hands, he said, "Sir, if you want to go to the river to let horses go tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, I'm thinking that Marshal Peng will definitely invite you to a banquet on that day?"
Sun Houhou understood what Shi Zhongkui meant after a moment's thought.
He smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "Yes, yes, I'll bring you back some good wine and food today."
Shi Zhongkui didn't react at first.
How could Monkey Sun be willing to wait a few days before picking up the whip and going to herd the horse again?
Anyway, there is no such thing as day and night in heaven. Lord Bi Mawen can let his horses go whenever he wants.
Unexpectedly, before the wine was finished, Wu Quxingjun came to the door. Shi Zhongkui was so frightened that he started to sweat on his forehead.
He never expected that things would happen so quickly.
I just went to Heaven yesterday. This morning Monkey took over as Bi Mawen. In the afternoon Wu Quxingjun couldn't wait any longer and had to force Monkey down to Heaven.
Standing next to the desk in the main hall, Wu Quxingjun casually looked through the Tianma album and selected a good horse.
Looking at Shi Zhongkui, who had sweat on his forehead and a respectful look on his face, he immediately asked with a satisfied smile, "Are you the new Royal Horse Supervisor who went to heaven yesterday?"
Shi Zhongkui was shocked, and then he determined that the gods in heaven were not as incompetent and stupid as they appeared in novels or TV series.
Perhaps the Great Tribulation of the Gods was too tragic, too many people died in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, and even the leader of the Tongtian Cult was suppressed by Taoist Hongjun.
The gods in the sky were so frightened that they were unwilling to start another war.
In addition, Renjiao and Chanjiao owe the cause and effect of Western religion, so Journey to the West was born.
"Yes, the younger one is the new one. If you have any orders from the adults, the younger one will do it right now."
"Where is Bi Mawen?"
"Go back to the prison, my lord," Shi Zhongkui, who wanted to say "lord prisoner", quickly changed his words and said, "Bima Wen went to Tianhe to herd horses."
Wu Quxingjun was even more satisfied now, "Hurry up and ask him to come see me."
"Yes, yes", Shi Zhongkui hurriedly saluted and agreed, but his heart became anxious.
If I remember correctly, after the monkey was provoked by Wu Quxingjun and realized that he was just a groom raising horses, he would definitely go to heaven.
Sure enough, after the monkey played a trick on Wu Qu Xingjun, he heard Wu Qu Xingjun say, "You, a low-ranking little Bima Wen, dare to call yourself an adult without any shame."
I couldn't help but become suspicious.
He beckoned Shi Zhongkui, who had made the best impression, to come to him and asked, "What official rank does one have if they are not in the mainstream?"
Shi Zhongkui hesitated for a few seconds and whispered, "He is just an official without rank."
If you were an ordinary person, you would definitely understand this, but the monkey showed a happy expression and asked, "Isn't that a bad official who has no rank?"
Shi Zhongkui muttered in his heart and reminded in a low voice, "Sir, an official with no character cannot call himself an official."
When the monkey heard this, he probably understood a little bit.
Then Xue Gui and Jia Shan said, "It's so small" and "the head of a horse", and I instantly realized that I had been deceived.
He pulled off the black gauze hat on his head, took three steps in two steps, jumped on the desk and stared at Wu Quxing Jundao fiercely.
"So you guaranteed me to be a groom."
"Hahaha," Wu Quxingjun said with a laugh, "I have already promoted you as a groom. If you want to follow the Jade Emperor's wishes, it is time for the heavenly soldiers to come down to capture you."
How could Monkey Sun endure such humiliation, tearing apart the Pegasus roster and tearing off his official robe, yet he didn't completely lose his mind.
Knowing that this was someone else's territory, he jumped up and a golden light flashed through.
People have already flown to Nantianmen.
Without waiting for the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the gate to react, they immediately went down to the heaven, pulled up the flag in the lower realm and became the king of the mountain.
Wu Quxingjun, who successfully induced Sun Houhou to fall to heaven, smiled and planned to go directly to the Jade Emperor to complain.
But when he saw Shi Zhongkui collecting the list of Pegasus that Sun Houhou had torn into pieces from the documents and presenting them in front of him, his eyes lit up.
Destroying heavenly treasures is considered a serious crime.
"The Royal Horse Supervisor is on duty. You can follow me to see the Jade Emperor with the destroyed roster."
Hearing this, Shi Zhongkui breathed a sigh of relief.
After meeting the Jade Emperor, he excused himself for failing to keep the Pegasus album and asked himself to be punished in the lower world, which should avoid causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
Heaven rarely executes a person directly. Like Tianpeng and Donghua Shangxian, Lu Dongbin's predecessor, those who make mistakes will be punished by the lower realm.
To put it bluntly, in the eyes of the immortals, the lower realm is equivalent to being exiled for three thousand miles in ancient times.
Or it would be like transferring your government office in the capital to a remote rural area.
Chapter completed!