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Chapter 29 Thank You Drizzt

Chapter 29 Thank you for your hard work Drizzt

"Don't think about it! Unless I step over my body, I won't think I'll agree to this!" In the room where everyone gathered, Drizzt faced more than ten gazes and shouted in a pale face. If it weren't for the fact that it would alarm the people of Siad, he even planned to put aside the elegance of the dark elf and swear violently.

"Please, what do I want your body to do? I just want you to sacrifice a little, just a little sacrifice!" He Taiping pressed the dark elf's shoulder and forced him to sit back in his seat in anger. "Does you have the heart to let us all hang here? Is it said that in your opinion, the so-called dignity is more important than everyone's lives? Drizzt, I misread you, I thought...ah!"

Holding the smile on the corner of his mouth, He Taiping said softly, shook his head with a disappointed expression. As if he had formed a tacit understanding with him, Alex, Xingkong and others present shook their heads neatly, with an expression of sorrow, just as if they had just been cuckolded by their good brothers. Helen floated in the air, watching the performance with interest, and her eyes fell more on the cheongsam...

"Every, it's really beautiful!" While sighing gently, the lord of the undead city was also imagining the graceful figure of wearing this cheongsam after he became a physical person. However, Helen, who had never cared about other people's eyes, couldn't help but look at He Taiping at this moment, and she had thoughts that she didn't even understand - "If I were to show it to him, would it be..."

"Okay! OK! Of course I am willing to sacrifice for everyone, but why is it me?" Unlike Helen's attitude towards appreciating cheongsams, Drizzt looked at the outfit left in the storage ring as a sample, but he felt vaguely creepy. If any beauty is willing to wear this sexy cheongsam and walk in front of her, it is of course a wonderful thing; but if the person who wears this cheongsam becomes herself, then...

"Drizzt, if Christine is here, do I still need to beg you?" He Taiping put his right hand on his shoulder and pointed his left hand at a group of dark creatures opposite him. "Horne, Alex, Starry Sky, Flame, which one do you think is more suitable for playing women? Imagine that if Alex wore this cheongsam, I believe that the shaman would spit out the breakfast completely at the first time, unless his aesthetic taste is more inclined to Sister Furong!"

Drizzt covered his face and let out a painful moan. Even though he was unwilling to do so, he had to admit that the only person who could play the beauty here was himself. The dark elf shook his head as if he was willing to accept his fate, and sighed palely: "But the problem is that even if my face looks like a woman, my figure doesn't look like a woman! Does that shaman elder like a flat-breasted beauty?"

"This is not a problem, I have already thought about it!" He Taiping snapped his fingers and turned to look at Hydra who was holding back his smile. "Starry Sky, hand over your fruits... Don't tell me that you didn't bring them. I know that there are always a lot of snacks hidden around you. Take it out quickly, at most, you will return them to you after using them, and you can still eat them!"

This time, Xingkong was a little unhappy. But under the focus of everyone, he reluctantly took out two apples from his arms and put them on the table. At this moment, Drizzt's face was not pale, but completely turned green. He could have imagined He Taiping's plan, what a terrible plan it would be...

"Will you be too small?" What's bad, the man who set the plan seemed not satisfied. He looked at the two apples with some doubts until he was sure there was no other choice. Then he reluctantly sighed: "Okay, just make do with it. After all, not everyone likes big-breasted beauties!"

With a bang, Drizzt, who could no longer hold on, fell to the ground completely. Then he was dragged into the side room by the gloating Horn. Of course, the black dwarf did not forget to bring the cheongsam. Not long after, a strange roar came from the side room: "Bastard, I can wear it myself, don't touch it! Damn, how should I buckle this button? If I can't put it in, I really can't put it in. I almost can't breathe!"

While these voices kept coming, the people in the room looked at each other, covering their mouths and suppressing their laughter. Ten minutes later, Horn walked out of the side room with a swagger and shouted softly in that prank voice: "Everyone, please allow me to introduce you to the stunning beauty from the Dark Elf clan - Drizzt... No, Miss Tris!"

In the focus of attention, the beauty in the cheongsam walked slowly and conquered everyone's eyes with a wonderful posture. Although her steps seemed a little shy and weird, her figure hidden under the cheongsam was so graceful. Her delicate appearance was enough to suffocate, and her slender figure showed the weakness of a woman. While walking, the delicate skin occasionally exposed between the hem of the skirt made the insiders present swallow and began to doubt their judgment...

"Boss, are you sure this is Drizzt?" Huo Miao scratched his head in confusion, and couldn't help but reach out to confirm it. But the next moment, the embarrassing dark elf shouted angrily and knocked away the other party's Lushan claws: "Damn it, retract your claws, otherwise I wouldn't mind cutting it off now!"

This familiar threatening speech finally confirmed the true identity of the beauty. He Taiping touched his chin and couldn't help but sigh: "Drizzt, if you live in a country called Thailand, you will definitely become a star that is highly anticipated - really, I bet that those people will buy tickets like crazy to see you!"

While feeling so emotional, He Taiping even began to plan whether to really open such an entertainment project in Paradise City. Feeling the bad attitude in his eyes, Drizzt shivered and lowered his voice: "Enough, I put on such ridiculous clothes, just for your lives! If any bastard is going to tell this, I will kill him first and then myself!"

It seems that this is not a joke, so He Taiping immediately coughed lightly and said with a solemn expression: "Okay, then let's talk about serious things. Tomorrow we will visit the orc camp, and the shaman elder will definitely come to greet him in person. At that time..."

After a while, all the audience nodded in unison, expressing no objection - of course, except for the dark elf who was afraid of sacrificing his lust. Ijae had not spoken since the farce performance just now, but at this moment he frowned slightly and said, "I have no objection to this plan, but after escaping from the orc camp, can we attract the enemy and let the city lord fly away first? If considering that the other party may have ambush, Andrew, you can also summon the blood eagle to take the responsibility of protecting the city lord."

"That's not safe, if something goes wrong, it's troublesome." Helen shook her head gently and denied Ejay's suggestion. "Since I already know my ghost identity, there is no reason for Shuda to let go of air surveillance. I think it's the right choice to enter the jungle according to Andrew's suggestion and use the complex terrain of the jungle to get rid of the pursuers."

"It's not just the jungle!" He Taiping opened a map and pointed to a sign. "From the map, there is a turbulent river on the east side of the jungle, and Siad should not have much naval force. So as long as you reach the river, you can get into the water smoothly. I think with the physique of a ghost, even if you can't swim, you won't be drowned!"

"Do you mean to let me escape along the river?" Helen looked at Ejay and Firebag again, "I should be able to survive in the river, but Ejay and Firebag..."

"No problem. Since I am a Hydra, I will definitely be able to swim, so I can bring Ejay and Fire and others with me in the starry sky." He Taiping had already thought of a way to escape and replied without hesitation, "In addition, I have a necklace around me, which can ensure that the river water within three meters cannot be invaded. I think as long as everyone is squeezed by me, it is not a big problem to walk at the bottom of the river."

Everyone pondered for a moment and agreed with his escape plan. Yijie glanced at He Taiping and said softly: "Even if I don't want to admit it, I really have to thank you if I can escape this time. I still said the same thing, you are not my friend, but I am indeed my companion."

He Taiping shrugged his shoulders meaninglessly and said lightly: "It's not too late to say such sad feelings when you escape. But Xiuda teases us like this, aren't you going to take revenge? And in this way, we may not be able to form an alliance with Siad, so the migration of the Undead City..."

This sentence was like a silence technique attached, which calmed everyone present. Helen sighed softly, and after a long time, she said in a deep voice: "The most important thing now is to escape, let's talk about anything else later. Brother, you are right. If you have the chance, we should indeed contact Fleir again. Maybe there is a glimmer of opportunities there!"
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