Chapter 214
He was stunned and said in surprise: "What brother Ikki?"
"It's just cutting chickens, cutting chickens, cutting chickens, cutting chickens," Wang Aiguo said lightly behind his big face.
The big face was stunned and reacted the next moment. To be honest, I don’t know why, but when a man heard this, he knew what you should do.
Big face frowned, looked at everyone with a weird look and said, "Don't you want to apply for this thing? Why did you take the initiative to register this time?"
"That's right. We'll go to Liandao to patrol for several months. When the patrol comes back, it's the second half of the year. It's half a break, and the weather is hot, exercises and patrols come one after another. Because of this, the superiors asked me to take the initiative to register and let what I want to do be done in the factory in one go."
Fatty Wang explained without blushing, which made Dadong and others stunned.
"If I hadn't heard your explanation just now, I would have been fooled by you." Dadong thought silently in his heart.
I have to say that Fatty Wang’s explanation is reasonable, and everyone thinks it is quite normal.
After thinking about it, Wang Aiguo finally decided to refuse.
"No, I still don't want to be Brother Ikki, let's talk about it next year."
"Don't interfere, I'll tell you that there are many benefits to being Brother Yixiu." Hearing Wang Aiguo say this, Fatty Wang immediately came up to meet him.
Wang Aiguo frowned and said, "Don't worry about this thing, right?"
"Although there is no hurry, for men, the earlier this thing is, the better. Really, the health of the lower body will directly affect your partner's hygiene." Dadong said seriously.
Wang Aiguo was stunned. What's going on? He didn't even urge him to be Yixiu at home. Why did he get urged to come to the army?
At this moment, Fatty Wang said with a serious expression: "I tell you that this surgery should be done early. I still remember when I first came, I followed my squad leader. At that time, my squad leader was already a third-term non-commissioned officer, but he just didn't become a brother Yixiu. Later, my god, he actually got inflamed."
Wang Aiguo: "Well... it gets inflammation. Oh my god, what's so surprised about this?"
Unexpectedly, Fatty Wang snorted very disdainfully and said lightly: "But you don't know that the future is even more terrible. Everyone knows that my squad leader passed away later. You can ask Dadong about this, it's the real thing."
Wang Aiguo and Dafeng looked at Dadong in shock at the same time, and Dadong nodded slowly and said, "Yes, his squad leader really left at that time."
"Wori, this inflammation will kill people!" Big face exclaimed.
"I'm going, this isn't that scary, right? Death, please register for me and I'll be Brother Yixiu tomorrow." Wang Aiguo said hurriedly.
Big Face also leaned forward and hurriedly said, "I'll go too, I'll go too, to reason, I feel a little itchy lately."
Fatty Wang looked at the two of them with satisfaction, and then wrote the names of Wang Aiguo and Dafeng on the notebook.
Fatty Wang left after registering. He left, and Wang Aiguo looked at the big host in panic and said, "Squad leader, will this inflammation die?"
"No, his squad leader died because of inflammation, and then he encountered a car accident on the way to the hospital for treatment." Dadong said lightly.
Wang Aiguo: “…”
Big face: "…"
Do you have that deep routine? Is it appropriate?
...
However, although he was cheated, Wang Aiguo finally felt that he would have to do it sooner or later, so it would be better to cut it.
Of course, a lot of this is worth twenty yuan.
For example, Fatty Wang had just left and had his brainwashing skills at twenty yuan.
Wang Aiguo: "No, no, I think there is a conspiracy here, so I'd better mark the name."
"No, don't, calm down first. Listen to me, first of all, everyone has to do this surgery."
Just as he finished speaking, he stood up and said, "Deputy Squad Leader, my dad has never done it."
"So your face is so big, it is because your father has inflammation." Twenty Yuan said lightly.
Big face: "…"
"I suspect you are scolding me, and the kind of scolding the whole family, but I have no evidence."
Twenty dollars waved his hand and continued, "Everyone knows the three things that are soldier: making meritorious service, joining the party, and Brother Yixiu."
"In the end, I always feel something is wrong." Wang Aiguo whispered.
Twenty Yuan smiled and patted his shoulder and said, "Don't care about these details. Okay, I'll tell you again. First of all, every soldier must do this, except for female soldiers. There is another advantage in doing it in the army, that is, it is not money. You should understand that it is not money to see a doctor in the army, no matter how serious the disease is."
"But I heard that our Ningcheng's military doctor level is... Well, it's almost the same as a pet hospital." Wang Aiguo said with some embarrassment.
"Yeah, yeah." Big Father nodded repeatedly in agreement.
Twenty dollars smiled and then raised his foot to Big Face's butt. The next moment, Big Face burst into tears with a whistle.
He covered his anus and rushed to the toilet. I have to say that hemorrhoids are really terrible things.
After leaving, he laughed at Twenty Yuan and continued, "Don't listen to others' nonsense. The best doctors must be in the army. Why? Because there are many cases and because of the trial... it's wrong, there are many patients. This doctor has many opportunities for surgery, so his skills will naturally be higher."
"It sounds like it makes sense, but I still think it's better not to do it." Wang Aiguo said with a frown.
At this time, the captain also came up, smiled and hugged Wang Aiguo's shoulder and said, "I told you that there are many benefits to doing it now. In addition to the fact that this thing is not expensive, you can also get preferential treatment for seven days in hospital."
"A preferential treatment for seven days in hospital? What's the benefit?"
"Why isn't it a good thing? You have to go on a business trip when you enter the factory, and there is still a lot of work to do. If you are hospitalized for seven days, don't you escape all of it? And you can still go out to play during the hospital."
Before the captain finished speaking, Wang Aiguo waved his hand and said, "You wait a moment, you wait a moment, how many people have you seen who can be Brother Yixiu go out to play in the future?"
The captain thought for a while and then said, "Then you can at least go eat. I have to say that Ningcheng's buffet is very cheap."
"Okay, this is a benefit." Wang Aiguo touched his chin, remembered the barbecue buffet, and immediately became happy.
Seeing that Wang Aiguo's expression was relieved, Twenty Yuan continued: "And look, no one in the hospital cares about you, you can play with your phone casually. When you come back in seven days, you will definitely be exempted from the tolerance. After all, you have just finished the surgery and it is impossible for you to do any physical work."
"Of course, there is more important thing. The nurse in the military hospital is still very beautiful." After saying that, at 20 yuan, Dadong and the captain all smiled with a vulgar face.
When Wang Aiguo heard this, he immediately fell into a strange fantasy, and a vulgar smile appeared on the corner of his mouth...
Chapter completed!