Chapter 23 Demented Physical Examination
As a fat man, Wang Aiguo is very self-aware. He has experienced many physical examinations since he was a child, and he has also experienced many cases of not bleeding after taking a blood injection.
But the subsequent steps of this nurse sister really shocked him. In the past, there was no blood after one injection, and at worst, people could pull it out and then take it. As a result, the nurse sister, she did not pull it out, but chose to intersperse Wang Aiguo's wrists randomly.
Seeing the needle up and down inside his arm, Wang Aiguo's face turned blue.
Huang Gang and others behind also changed their faces.
Xiaotian looked at Wang Aiguo and shouted in horror: "Damn, what's the fucking sewing clothes?"
"The sewing clothes are clearly sewing insoles!" Youjiang said seriously.
After a minute, Wang Aiguo found that his wrist had turned black, but there was still no blood.
The nurse also felt a little embarrassed at this moment, so she let go of the needle and turned around and shouted to an older nurse: "Master Nurse, this person seems to have no blood vessels."
"Miss, don't just curse people if you are good-looking. You have no blood vessels. If I don't have blood vessels, would I become a monster?"
"Godzilla!" A voice came from behind.
Wang Aiguo: “…”
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After a while, an older nurse came over, then looked at Wang Aiguo's black arms and his face changed slightly. Then he pulled out the needle.
"Sorry, the little girl intern, her level is limited. Come on, you raise your other hand and I'll draw blood for you."
Wang Aiguo looked at his black arms and was crying without tears. Helplessly, he could only lift his other arm.
As a result, the head nurse repeated the movements of the young nurse just now. Looking at the uniform movements, there was no doubt that she would definitely go out together.
In the end, Wang Aiguo was beaten for more than twenty punches, slaughtered seven or eight needles, and picked for more than twenty times, and finally completed the blood draw.
After the blood draw was over, Wang Aiguo looked at his two arms that were already black and black and cried without tears.
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After lunch, Wang Aiguo lay on the bed in a desperate manner.
In fact, the lunch break in the recruits' camp has never been agreed, but today, because everyone was overdrawn by one 3,000 meters in the morning, Grandpa Bi was so conscientious that he let everyone take a break at lunch.
Huang Gang looked at Wang Aiguo's decadent appearance and thought this fat man was very pitiful. His legs were "disabled" this morning, and now his hands were disabled. He was really in trouble.
After thinking about it, Huang Gang decided to talk to Wang Aiguo to distract him.
"Sanbai, do you have any hobbies at home?"
"Protect Arad and the continent of Azeroth." Wang Aiguo lay on the bed and looked at the upper bed and said lightly.
These two names are very iconic. As soon as Xiaotian opened his mouth, he jumped out excitedly and said to Wang Aiguo: "You are also playing dungeons and monsters?"
"Yeah." Wang Aiguo nodded.
Then Xiaotian began to excitedly chat with Wang Aiguo about some of the game. As he was chatting, Huang Gang suddenly said, "You guys are so professional. Can anyone explain it to me? Is there any difference between strengthening and enchanting?"
Wang Aiguo glanced at Huang Gang, and saw that he was a game novices, so he spoke slowly: "This is very simple, for example, when you were a child, you went out to fight. You couldn't beat him with your bare hands, so you took a wooden stick to make up the numbers. This is strengthening."
"Oh, what about the enchantment?"
"Enchanting means you have some shit on that wooden stick." Wang Aiguo explained lightly.
Huang Gang: “….”
"This is the most disgusting explanation of game terms I have ever heard." Xiaotian said speechlessly.
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After a night of sleep, Wang Aiguo felt that he was still energetic. However, when he got up and saw the scorching sun outside the window, Wang Aiguo felt that he was in a bad mood again.
What is the most anticipated by a recruit in the recruit camp? It must be raining, because as long as it rains, everyone can go to the TV room to study political classes with peace of mind.
To be honest, everyone does not want to be lazy, but just thinks that improving political awareness is more important. However, Grandpa Bi and the others always think that they want to be lazy, so they will never take political classes until it rains.
After half a month of arrival, Wang Aiguo felt that there must be some Tianshi among the instructors of Chenyang New Army Camp. Otherwise, how could there have been no rain in half a month?
Of course, there is no "Imperial Heaven Supervision" on Wang Aiguo's side, for example, Li Zimu in their dormitory, and Xiao Li is the first observer of the astronomical phenomena.
A few days after just now, Xiao Li used ancient divination method to introduce the signs of rain to Wang Aiguo and others.
For example, on the first day of the arrival, Xiao Li said that he felt the moon watching, and the moon was blurred, and there must be rain the next day.
So the next day, the sun shone brightly and the temperature was as high as 37 degrees.
On the morning of the third day, Xiao Li said that he was watching the ants on the ground climbing to a high place, and it would inevitably rain that day.
So on the third day, the sun shone brightly and the temperature was as high as 37.5 degrees.
Xiao Li, who had not guessed twice, was pinned on the bed by Wang Aiguo and others and beaten up. Can this work? Is it fun to give people hope and despair every time?
Xiao Li, who was beaten to cry, cried to everyone, "This is true, I really saw ants climbing from the ground to the steps."
"Just go up the roadside steps, you sister from the high place!" Wang Aiguo and others roared angrily.
Then on the fourth day, they decided to change the prediction of a great master, and then Ma Xiaofeng was honored to be "on the job".
That night, Ma Xiaofeng tried his best to remove the rag on the mop and put it on his head and pretend to be a wizard. He also wrapped everyone's clothes in white sheets and made a simple rain-seeking doll.
Everyone should know the rain-seeking doll, and it needs to be hung on a high place to be useful. So in the end, everyone worked together to hang the doll on the electric fan.
However, because this white sheet is really bigger, this rain-seeking doll is basically a real-person size equal to the proportion.
Then after the lights turned off that day, Grandpa Bi, who was checking the night for the first time, was so scared that he almost pissed his pants when he saw the rain-seeking doll in Wang Aiguo's dormitory.
On the evening, a rain-sized doll, who is equal to someone, is hung in the dormitory in a hanging shape, and asks if you are afraid.
On that day, Wang Aiguo's dormitory became famous in Team 12. At 11 o'clock in the evening, everyone in the third district team gathered in the TV room on the second floor to watch Wang Aiguo and others holding the rainy doll.
Wang Aiguo and others were speechless about this. What's wrong with asking for rain? Isn't it just a rain-seeking doll? We'll collect it in the morning.
It was after that time that Wang Aiguo felt that if Grandpa Bi hadn't caused trouble, they would have really asked for the rain.
Unfortunately, the ceremony was interrupted, so it almost never rained in Wang Aiguo's entire recruit camp.
Chapter completed!